Big Dave
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SHARE IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 26, 2026 at 10:11 PM
SHARE IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Me: “Aaagh!!!”
My son: “What happened???”
Me: “I hurt myself. Just look at my head and tell me I’m ok.”
Son: “You’re ok!”
later…
Wife: “Why is your head bleeding?!?!”
Son: “HE SAID TO TELL HIM HE WAS OK!”
My son: “What happened???”
Me: “I hurt myself. Just look at my head and tell me I’m ok.”
Son: “You’re ok!”
later…
Wife: “Why is your head bleeding?!?!”
Son: “HE SAID TO TELL HIM HE WAS OK!”
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Me: “Aaagh!!!”
My son: “What happened???”
Me: “I hurt myself. Just look at my head and tell me I’m ok.”
Son: “You’re ok!”
later…
Wife: “Why is your head bleeding?!?!”
Son: “HE SAID TO TELL HIM HE WAS OK!”
My son: “What happened???”
Me: “I hurt myself. Just look at my head and tell me I’m ok.”
Son: “You’re ok!”
later…
Wife: “Why is your head bleeding?!?!”
Son: “HE SAID TO TELL HIM HE WAS OK!”
My son sees an ad for Arby’s double beef n’ cheddar
“Dad, how did they get that much meat on one sandwich?”
That’s right, son. That’s right.
“Dad, how did they get that much meat on one sandwich?”
That’s right, son. That’s right.
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My son sees an ad for Arby’s double beef n’ cheddar
“Dad, how did they get that much meat on one sandwich?”
That’s right, son. That’s right.
“Dad, how did they get that much meat on one sandwich?”
That’s right, son. That’s right.
Take the whole family to Hooters! This is America!
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Take the whole family to Hooters! This is America!
Somebody today had a bumper sticker that said “My other car is a car too.”
I thought that was pretty good.
I thought that was pretty good.
October 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Somebody today had a bumper sticker that said “My other car is a car too.”
I thought that was pretty good.
I thought that was pretty good.
APPARENTLY THEYRE TOING TO BAN ALL OF THE FOOD DYE INCLUDING MY FAVORITE: BROWN #2
July 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
APPARENTLY THEYRE TOING TO BAN ALL OF THE FOOD DYE INCLUDING MY FAVORITE: BROWN #2
I could totally bring home the gold at the X Games if they made vomiting an event.
June 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I could totally bring home the gold at the X Games if they made vomiting an event.
Watching the damb UPS truck drive the wrong way. You were right here buddy come back to me
June 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Watching the damb UPS truck drive the wrong way. You were right here buddy come back to me
I don’t know anything about it but I feel like if I was the last air bender I would bend the shit out of it. The air.
May 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I don’t know anything about it but I feel like if I was the last air bender I would bend the shit out of it. The air.
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Kahless tells us one of the most important things we must decide is what to do with the time given to us. Fill your time with kindness, truth and integrity. Keep hope and faith in yourself and others, no matter the darkness. Do this and like the tide, honor will lift us all.
March 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Kahless tells us one of the most important things we must decide is what to do with the time given to us. Fill your time with kindness, truth and integrity. Keep hope and faith in yourself and others, no matter the darkness. Do this and like the tide, honor will lift us all.
lol stop using google grandma
February 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
lol stop using google grandma
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🔥🔥🔥 Former Vikings punter Chris Kluwe was arrested for civil disobedience after speaking against a MAGA display that the city council of Huntington Beach agreed to put up at the public library…..that’s what’s up….every word👇
February 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
🔥🔥🔥 Former Vikings punter Chris Kluwe was arrested for civil disobedience after speaking against a MAGA display that the city council of Huntington Beach agreed to put up at the public library…..that’s what’s up….every word👇
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An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
February 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
Somebody on eBay offered me a 20% discount on The Rules of Acquisition and I can’t stop laughing to myself.
February 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Somebody on eBay offered me a 20% discount on The Rules of Acquisition and I can’t stop laughing to myself.