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matt 🦖
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· Jul 6
Ah well. You win some, you lose a lot.
Star Wars droids should have cutesy real names, whereas the real world's dog shit "AI" programs such as Rufus or Gemini should be called by byzantine, difficult to pronounce alphanumeric codes.
December 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Star Wars droids should have cutesy real names, whereas the real world's dog shit "AI" programs such as Rufus or Gemini should be called by byzantine, difficult to pronounce alphanumeric codes.
I think I'm going to replay Control.
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I think I'm going to replay Control.
I dunno man, a conservative crossing the aisle to the liberals is about as searing an indictment of both parties as you could possibly come up with.
December 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I dunno man, a conservative crossing the aisle to the liberals is about as searing an indictment of both parties as you could possibly come up with.
I can't help but feel that a lot of Victor Frankenstein's problems were avoidable.
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I can't help but feel that a lot of Victor Frankenstein's problems were avoidable.
Two things can and always have been true: Tarantino makes good movies and he is the most annoying asshole in the world.
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Two things can and always have been true: Tarantino makes good movies and he is the most annoying asshole in the world.
C’etait evidemment!
Je pense qu c’est vraiment clair qui va gagner game of the year, ce n’est pas obscur pour moi du tout.
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
C’etait evidemment!
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There are approximately one million anime girl gacha games, they all look exactly the same, and they all somehow have 20 million players.
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
There are approximately one million anime girl gacha games, they all look exactly the same, and they all somehow have 20 million players.
Je pense qu c’est vraiment clair qui va gagner game of the year, ce n’est pas obscur pour moi du tout.
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Je pense qu c’est vraiment clair qui va gagner game of the year, ce n’est pas obscur pour moi du tout.
Lowkey Rowlf might be one of the best muppets.
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Lowkey Rowlf might be one of the best muppets.
Oh perfect time to have David Harbour on stage. He’s in the news all the time! I don’t know why, but probably good reasons!
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Oh perfect time to have David Harbour on stage. He’s in the news all the time! I don’t know why, but probably good reasons!
Incredible amount of 2003-era fits on stage at the game awards tonight.
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Incredible amount of 2003-era fits on stage at the game awards tonight.
Keighley is clearly reading the word “Wuthering” out loud for the first time.
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Keighley is clearly reading the word “Wuthering” out loud for the first time.
I don’t care one whit about Warframe, but if you’ve got Werner Herzog money, you might as well get Werner Herzog.
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I don’t care one whit about Warframe, but if you’ve got Werner Herzog money, you might as well get Werner Herzog.
Palworld broke the damn and now everybody’s lining up to get sued by Nintendo.
December 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Palworld broke the damn and now everybody’s lining up to get sued by Nintendo.
There are approximately one million anime girl gacha games, they all look exactly the same, and they all somehow have 20 million players.
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
There are approximately one million anime girl gacha games, they all look exactly the same, and they all somehow have 20 million players.
It’s been like half an hour since they gave out a game award
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It’s been like half an hour since they gave out a game award
Every time a billionaire opens their mouth or expresses a thought it gives lie to the very notion of meritocracy.
Are you ok with rich people having access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals and you don't because the gov won't pay for it or they opted out of the Universal care program ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Every time a billionaire opens their mouth or expresses a thought it gives lie to the very notion of meritocracy.
You really embody the Christmas philosophy of “peace on earth and goodwill towards men” when you get your dick performatively bent out of shape over someone wishing you a “happy holidays”.
December 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You really embody the Christmas philosophy of “peace on earth and goodwill towards men” when you get your dick performatively bent out of shape over someone wishing you a “happy holidays”.
There is no more room in hell because it’s all booked up for the UX designers responsible for all the online job application forms that ask you to upload your resume and then make you spend an hour fixing all the information it fucked up when it transposed it into busted-ass one line text fields.
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
There is no more room in hell because it’s all booked up for the UX designers responsible for all the online job application forms that ask you to upload your resume and then make you spend an hour fixing all the information it fucked up when it transposed it into busted-ass one line text fields.
More like the Game A-BOREDs!
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
More like the Game A-BOREDs!
On some level I honestly sort of respect what an unabashed starfucker Hideo Kojima is.
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
On some level I honestly sort of respect what an unabashed starfucker Hideo Kojima is.
Raising funds to build a time machine to go back in time and kill whoever it was that popularized the phrase "not on my bingo card".
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Raising funds to build a time machine to go back in time and kill whoever it was that popularized the phrase "not on my bingo card".
The mistake they made with this book is, 1) No one reads anymore, unless it's a booktok phenom about a handsome elf fucking a bookish dragon, 2) No one outside of the terminally online cares, and certainly not enough to ask "What if I'm missing details about RFK Jr's wrinkly, diseased ballsack??"
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The mistake they made with this book is, 1) No one reads anymore, unless it's a booktok phenom about a handsome elf fucking a bookish dragon, 2) No one outside of the terminally online cares, and certainly not enough to ask "What if I'm missing details about RFK Jr's wrinkly, diseased ballsack??"
Big update today for the terms of service for the crypto wallet I opened in a panicked haze during the pandemic and then did absolutely nothing with because I realized how insanely stupid crypto is.
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Big update today for the terms of service for the crypto wallet I opened in a panicked haze during the pandemic and then did absolutely nothing with because I realized how insanely stupid crypto is.
As profoundly stupid as this looks now, just think how stupid it’s going to look in 10, 20, 50 years.
December 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
As profoundly stupid as this looks now, just think how stupid it’s going to look in 10, 20, 50 years.