matt🦖
@bigbadbick.bsky.social
I’m the kind of human wreckage that you love.
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matt🦖
@bigbadbick.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Ah well. You win some, you lose a lot.
Not three days into 2026 and we’ve already blown through “commercially available CSAM generator” straight into “new generational American military boondoggle.”
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Not three days into 2026 and we’ve already blown through “commercially available CSAM generator” straight into “new generational American military boondoggle.”
If I post a picture of my cat being adorable and you don’t like it, you may as well spit in my face.
January 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
If I post a picture of my cat being adorable and you don’t like it, you may as well spit in my face.
It’s been almost 20 years and we’re still pretending anyone playing an assassin’s creed game cares about the animus nonsense.
January 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
It’s been almost 20 years and we’re still pretending anyone playing an assassin’s creed game cares about the animus nonsense.
Prospero año Y prospero ano.
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Prospero año Y prospero ano.
Seven little words every man wants to hear: “Guest Star Andrew J Robinson as ‘Garak’”
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Seven little words every man wants to hear: “Guest Star Andrew J Robinson as ‘Garak’”
Dragon Quest games love to do the Columbo "Oh, just one more thing by the way..." and then introduce the real villain and another ten hours of gameplay.
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Dragon Quest games love to do the Columbo "Oh, just one more thing by the way..." and then introduce the real villain and another ten hours of gameplay.
Going into the new year as god intended, foaming with rage at late game Dragon Quest III.
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Going into the new year as god intended, foaming with rage at late game Dragon Quest III.
Once again learning the hard way that three weeks off work at the holidays is too many weeks off at once for me.
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Once again learning the hard way that three weeks off work at the holidays is too many weeks off at once for me.
I love Star Trek tv series fight scenes because 60 years ago, they decided the two most powerful and effective combat moves are backhands and clubbed swings with interlaced fingers and no one ever bothered to update that.
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I love Star Trek tv series fight scenes because 60 years ago, they decided the two most powerful and effective combat moves are backhands and clubbed swings with interlaced fingers and no one ever bothered to update that.
I knew if Kai Winn got laid it would be the end of the world.
December 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I knew if Kai Winn got laid it would be the end of the world.
The Empire Strikes Back is good.
December 31, 2025 at 8:08 AM
The Empire Strikes Back is good.
A lot of late game enemies with an instakill attack that hits a lot more frequently than anyone could possibly consider fun.
Dragon Quest III would be greatly improved by not including the random bullshit difficulty spikes every 6-8 hours.
December 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
A lot of late game enemies with an instakill attack that hits a lot more frequently than anyone could possibly consider fun.
Dragon Quest III would be greatly improved by not including the random bullshit difficulty spikes every 6-8 hours.
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Dragon Quest III would be greatly improved by not including the random bullshit difficulty spikes every 6-8 hours.
The main problem with society is that lunch costs about twenty dollars when lunch should cost about twelve dollars at most.
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The main problem with society is that lunch costs about twenty dollars when lunch should cost about twelve dollars at most.
Another day secure in the knowledge that my Ivy League education and comfortable six figure job writing for a major national newspaper reaffirms my genius, insulating me from scams unlike some disgusting stupid. Now to hit publish on my profile of how Marjorie Taylor Greene is a changed person...
December 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Another day secure in the knowledge that my Ivy League education and comfortable six figure job writing for a major national newspaper reaffirms my genius, insulating me from scams unlike some disgusting stupid. Now to hit publish on my profile of how Marjorie Taylor Greene is a changed person...
Sigourney Weaver saw a show at the theatre I worked at and one of the bar tenders said she looked a lot like Sigourney Weaver. Sigourney Weaver said she got that a lot.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Sigourney Weaver saw a show at the theatre I worked at and one of the bar tenders said she looked a lot like Sigourney Weaver. Sigourney Weaver said she got that a lot.
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Jek Porkins is the kind of character representation that tells big fat screwups like me that some day we too can die brutally in a desperate terrorist raid on a fascist military installation.
February 6, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Jek Porkins is the kind of character representation that tells big fat screwups like me that some day we too can die brutally in a desperate terrorist raid on a fascist military installation.
Obi-Wan: I don’t seem to remember ever owning a droid…
R2-D2 (beeps and boops no one can actually understand): Oh sure man, exact letter of the law. Classic Jedi bullshit. Fuck’s sake.
R2-D2 (beeps and boops no one can actually understand): Oh sure man, exact letter of the law. Classic Jedi bullshit. Fuck’s sake.
December 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Obi-Wan: I don’t seem to remember ever owning a droid…
R2-D2 (beeps and boops no one can actually understand): Oh sure man, exact letter of the law. Classic Jedi bullshit. Fuck’s sake.
R2-D2 (beeps and boops no one can actually understand): Oh sure man, exact letter of the law. Classic Jedi bullshit. Fuck’s sake.
Star Trek Deep Space Nine asks a lot of difficult questions, like “What if your wife was part worm and then she died but the worm stayed alive in another woman you didn’t like very much?”
December 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Star Trek Deep Space Nine asks a lot of difficult questions, like “What if your wife was part worm and then she died but the worm stayed alive in another woman you didn’t like very much?”
AI is so cool. It actively makes everything worse, no one likes it, it’s destroying the planet, the economy, and people’s minds, and it costs the GDP of a mid-sized nation to maintain, but at least everything it produces is of no value to anyone at all!
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
AI is so cool. It actively makes everything worse, no one likes it, it’s destroying the planet, the economy, and people’s minds, and it costs the GDP of a mid-sized nation to maintain, but at least everything it produces is of no value to anyone at all!
The people on the Dragon Quest localization team in charge of naming the enemies are a fucking menace (complimentary).
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The people on the Dragon Quest localization team in charge of naming the enemies are a fucking menace (complimentary).
I always love when Frasier and Niles go somewhere new and you can tell the set is sort of just a lightly redressed Cafe Nervosa.
December 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I always love when Frasier and Niles go somewhere new and you can tell the set is sort of just a lightly redressed Cafe Nervosa.
“Frasier is too unrelatable!” What, you don’t like seeing two pompous buffoons constantly getting their comeuppance?
December 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Frasier is too unrelatable!” What, you don’t like seeing two pompous buffoons constantly getting their comeuppance?