mattuary🦖
@bigbadbick.bsky.social
I’m the kind of human wreckage that you love.
He/Him
He/Him
Pinned
mattuary🦖
@bigbadbick.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Ah well. You win some, you lose a lot.
On your birthday, the government should send you a little bit of walking around money.
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
On your birthday, the government should send you a little bit of walking around money.
I have a lot of Star Wars opinions, but I'm also as sick to fucking death as anyone of seeing Star Wars opinions polluting my various social media timelines.
January 17, 2026 at 6:42 AM
I have a lot of Star Wars opinions, but I'm also as sick to fucking death as anyone of seeing Star Wars opinions polluting my various social media timelines.
Anyway, a happy birthday to John Carpenter, far and away the only cool person born on this day!
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Anyway, a happy birthday to John Carpenter, far and away the only cool person born on this day!
I haven't seen it yet, but as I understand it from posts and memes, Avatar 3 is about how one night with a goth baddie can radicalize even the most fervent right wing fascist.
January 17, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I haven't seen it yet, but as I understand it from posts and memes, Avatar 3 is about how one night with a goth baddie can radicalize even the most fervent right wing fascist.
My dad: The worst part of having cancer is the uncertainty of everything.
Me: And probably also the dying from cancer.
Me: And probably also the dying from cancer.
January 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
My dad: The worst part of having cancer is the uncertainty of everything.
Me: And probably also the dying from cancer.
Me: And probably also the dying from cancer.
Well, I mean sure, not if the movie is a Netflix Original.
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Well, I mean sure, not if the movie is a Netflix Original.
Christ, did David Cage help direct Resident Evil 6?
January 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Christ, did David Cage help direct Resident Evil 6?
No one should give a single dry fuck what Doug Ford thinks about anything.
January 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
No one should give a single dry fuck what Doug Ford thinks about anything.
People hearing the Canada/China EV deal news will be like "Well, I just don't trust Chinese made products." My brother in christ, every single thing you own was made in China.
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
People hearing the Canada/China EV deal news will be like "Well, I just don't trust Chinese made products." My brother in christ, every single thing you own was made in China.
Society is a land of contrasts #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
January 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Society is a land of contrasts #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
All of my recent Star Wars reviews have boiled down to "I'm mad that I care about this."
January 16, 2026 at 5:47 AM
All of my recent Star Wars reviews have boiled down to "I'm mad that I care about this."
Oh, so I guess I just misheard you when you said "Universal Cereal Bus"?
January 16, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Oh, so I guess I just misheard you when you said "Universal Cereal Bus"?
Oscar Isaac and John Boyega have such great chemistry. Honestly criminal for the cowards at the Walt Disney Corporation to spend an entire trilogy doing everything they could to avoid it.
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Oscar Isaac and John Boyega have such great chemistry. Honestly criminal for the cowards at the Walt Disney Corporation to spend an entire trilogy doing everything they could to avoid it.
It happened to me: I got tired of the Assassin's Creed: Shadows gameplay loop after about 10-12 hours.
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
It happened to me: I got tired of the Assassin's Creed: Shadows gameplay loop after about 10-12 hours.
As if enjoying video games isn’t embarrassing enough on its own, Elon Musk has to publicly talk about how much he likes them all the time, too.
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
As if enjoying video games isn’t embarrassing enough on its own, Elon Musk has to publicly talk about how much he likes them all the time, too.
Me: ICE didn’t exist 25 years ago.
My dad: Well, I was reading and apparently they existed under Obama, too.
Me: WHICH WAS LESS THAN 25 YEARS AGO!
My dad: Well, I was reading and apparently they existed under Obama, too.
Me: WHICH WAS LESS THAN 25 YEARS AGO!
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Me: ICE didn’t exist 25 years ago.
My dad: Well, I was reading and apparently they existed under Obama, too.
Me: WHICH WAS LESS THAN 25 YEARS AGO!
My dad: Well, I was reading and apparently they existed under Obama, too.
Me: WHICH WAS LESS THAN 25 YEARS AGO!
Fire every single democratic consultant. Whoever’s advising these dipshits on their messaging is worse at their job than any three Baris Weiss.
January 15, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Fire every single democratic consultant. Whoever’s advising these dipshits on their messaging is worse at their job than any three Baris Weiss.
Man, even by managaka standards, Yusuke Murata is one horny motherfucker.
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Man, even by managaka standards, Yusuke Murata is one horny motherfucker.
*To an American who just saw their neighbour violently abducted by armed federal agents* I don't think you guys understand what this is doing to your global reputation.
January 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
*To an American who just saw their neighbour violently abducted by armed federal agents* I don't think you guys understand what this is doing to your global reputation.
Like, yeah man, I don't want to wake up every day and make decisions that have a substantive impact on the lives of potentially billions of people, but that's why you can just decide not to be a congressperson.
Maybe the low stress, high paying job I'm looking for is career democrat in congress.
January 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Like, yeah man, I don't want to wake up every day and make decisions that have a substantive impact on the lives of potentially billions of people, but that's why you can just decide not to be a congressperson.
Maybe the low stress, high paying job I'm looking for is career democrat in congress.
January 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Maybe the low stress, high paying job I'm looking for is career democrat in congress.
On the one hand, the isolation of lockdown was a huge problem for me and many others, psychologically speaking, but on the other hand, I also didn't have to go to work.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
On the one hand, the isolation of lockdown was a huge problem for me and many others, psychologically speaking, but on the other hand, I also didn't have to go to work.
If you're designing a turn-based RPG and the protagonist doesn't use a sword? Just give it up right now, you absolute fool.
January 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
If you're designing a turn-based RPG and the protagonist doesn't use a sword? Just give it up right now, you absolute fool.
Credit where it's due, Bill Maher complaining that the Golden Globes went woke because Ricky Gervais won best stand up special instead of him is the first actually funny thing he's ever done.
January 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Credit where it's due, Bill Maher complaining that the Golden Globes went woke because Ricky Gervais won best stand up special instead of him is the first actually funny thing he's ever done.
Nobody needs to know how much time I spent playing Nintendo last year. I didn't need to know, but I checked anyway and frankly it was a little sobering.
January 14, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Nobody needs to know how much time I spent playing Nintendo last year. I didn't need to know, but I checked anyway and frankly it was a little sobering.