"maybe if I make this dish 15 times over I'll sequence break to when I'm happy in life." -- my best friend, a line cook

Ok, but _how_ incorrect is it to say the us dollar is, in part, backed by the federal cheese reserves?

My kingdom to be Demi Moore's dog

Next time I take a piss break and the call is empty when I get back I have to hold my "friends" accountable. They can't let me have one thing. "Had to take dump" always gotta show me up

Twitch chat is my green goblin mask. Almost said, "all my homies HATE toes😤🤜🫷" Bout to ask streamer, "Lies of P looks like gay bloodborne, accurate or no?" Had to nix it because I don't know them like that

"Getting joker-moment'd until you win the trauma jackpot," is probably an inappropriate way to describe reincarnation, right?

Didn't realize what this year's animal sign was. Finally gonna be my year 😎 💅

watching an alan wake lp, I was reminded of how irritating meta stories in other games can be. This indie story game I haven't finished revealed at the end of act one that the player character's predictions were actually... prescriptions! woah! crazy! but, like... no shit?

Every relationship has one person who shows affection in the form of biting and one person who is overstimulated from being bitten.

youtu.be/27DRj7-vO64?...

Yosemite Sam though? Definitely on the spectrum (shooting guns is his stim)!

unfortunately reminded that an untold number of east coasters just mispronounce names and blame accents

Emotional support repost vvv

I can't wait until people are totally normal and not at all weird about my new username.

Ah shit. I think I only now figured out what was up with the shrike in the hyperion books

I had found some llm ai assistant website that would break up tasks into steps.
-Think it was goblin tools magic todo-
It seemed useful, but I actually don't need to outsource overthinking a plan.