M'Dick Sard
@big-penis.bsky.social
35 | A friendly dick who'd like to meet you
...no it's not... Things don't just automatically pop up on streaming platforms...
March 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
...no it's not... Things don't just automatically pop up on streaming platforms...
Fun fact : you're part Irish 🥴
March 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Fun fact : you're part Irish 🥴
Don't worry, I gotchu 😘
March 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Don't worry, I gotchu 😘
About damn time. Been standing here with my dick out for hours. 😅
March 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
About damn time. Been standing here with my dick out for hours. 😅
Hope it's all you can eat 🙃
March 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Hope it's all you can eat 🙃
I'll hold them up 🥰
March 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I'll hold them up 🥰
You're an excellent saleswoman. I'm sold 😅
March 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
You're an excellent saleswoman. I'm sold 😅
I'm famished. Time to eat 😘
March 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I'm famished. Time to eat 😘
Excuse me, miss...but you're hands are in my way.
March 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Excuse me, miss...but you're hands are in my way.
I wonder how many licks it takes 😋
March 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I wonder how many licks it takes 😋
Zero fucks given implies fucks are finite
March 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Zero fucks given implies fucks are finite
Damnit I was cocking up 🤦♂️
March 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Damnit I was cocking up 🤦♂️
You handle my sword so proficiently 🥹
March 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
You handle my sword so proficiently 🥹
A real page turner 😉
March 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A real page turner 😉
Suck on that immunity ruling, bish. I'm supposed to be the dick.
March 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Suck on that immunity ruling, bish. I'm supposed to be the dick.
Blowjobs are best enjoyed together 😂
March 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Blowjobs are best enjoyed together 😂
Illinois too. I got excited too soon...
March 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Illinois too. I got excited too soon...