M'Dick Sard
@big-penis.bsky.social
35 | A friendly dick who'd like to meet you
I wish these dickheads and rapists would stop giving me a bad name. It's hard enough being a dick as is.
October 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I wish these dickheads and rapists would stop giving me a bad name. It's hard enough being a dick as is.
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The AG released this statement. It’s been decided to legalize the death penalty as an acceptable form of punishment for “illegal aliens”. Let that sink in for a moment. Now spread the word. #RemoveTrump #DeportMusk #DeportTrump #RemoveMusk
February 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The AG released this statement. It’s been decided to legalize the death penalty as an acceptable form of punishment for “illegal aliens”. Let that sink in for a moment. Now spread the word. #RemoveTrump #DeportMusk #DeportTrump #RemoveMusk
I'm marketing a new invisible bikini. Need some models.
March 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I'm marketing a new invisible bikini. Need some models.
Fully engorged, I'm just so handsome.
March 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fully engorged, I'm just so handsome.
Could use a nice dose of white widow. Always gets this cock tingly.
March 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Could use a nice dose of white widow. Always gets this cock tingly.
Every cock needs a Lil worship session
March 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Every cock needs a Lil worship session
My sack lunch comes with a nifty straw
March 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My sack lunch comes with a nifty straw
You know that feeling when you're so high, you can feel all the cells in your penis? Shit where's my weed?
March 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You know that feeling when you're so high, you can feel all the cells in your penis? Shit where's my weed?
Draw me like your French dicks
March 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Draw me like your French dicks
Seriously, though. Kiss a penis today. Then send me the pics 😙
March 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Seriously, though. Kiss a penis today. Then send me the pics 😙
Penis is a great word. Say it more.
March 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Penis is a great word. Say it more.
My tribal name is M'Dick Sard
March 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My tribal name is M'Dick Sard
I'm preemptively consenting to unsolicited nude pics, ladies. Just giving a heads up.
March 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm preemptively consenting to unsolicited nude pics, ladies. Just giving a heads up.
Excuse me, have you seen my home? It's a nice, warm hole I slip into. It's quite cozy.
March 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Excuse me, have you seen my home? It's a nice, warm hole I slip into. It's quite cozy.
If you really think about it, vaginas are a portal. 🤔
March 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you really think about it, vaginas are a portal. 🤔
Why these idiots gotta give us a bad name? Dicks are awesome!
March 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Why these idiots gotta give us a bad name? Dicks are awesome!
Not to brag, but Jasmine showed me her magic carpet.
February 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Not to brag, but Jasmine showed me her magic carpet.
I bet JD Vance would suck my dick
February 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I bet JD Vance would suck my dick
I'm no slut, but blowjobs are better than flowers
February 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm no slut, but blowjobs are better than flowers
Blunts boobs and blowjobs are the only way to spend the weekend.
February 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Blunts boobs and blowjobs are the only way to spend the weekend.
Not to be a dick, but, I'm full mast rn.
February 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Not to be a dick, but, I'm full mast rn.
Rumor has it, Elon Musk lost his penis to a botched enlargement surgery. All his kids were IVF.
February 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Rumor has it, Elon Musk lost his penis to a botched enlargement surgery. All his kids were IVF.
Any artists want to draw me 🥰
February 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Any artists want to draw me 🥰