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Biffton Crayfish
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Or is it Crawfish? I write books. Very funny books. You like? Check out my new book. I'm the creation of Kitten Cake Media.
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So a priest, rabbi, minister, and NPC walk into a bar... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
January 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Remember to cancel your (non-cancelable) gym membership before you get charged for another month. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Which day is the absolute last day to say, ''Happy New Year!"? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
January 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Do you need any help? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Mind if I mansplain a few concepts to you? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
January 7, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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Headed to the gym (for the last time this year). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Now that we're 5 days in, are your New Year's resolutions still on track? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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Wanna go from zero to hero? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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2026 could be your year. What might be the secret to your success? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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This year is going by so fast! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
January 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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Happy New YOU! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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Another year down the drain (just like those 16 candles!)... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
December 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Your only New Year's resolution should be to read this book. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
December 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Only 362 days till Christmas! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Ya know what would make a great New Year's grift? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
December 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Ya know what would make a great New Year's gift? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
December 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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It's never too early to start next year's Christmas shopping. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #holiday #gifts #HappyHolidays
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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We're not afraid to say #MerryChristmas. Should we be? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #holiday #gifts #HappyHolidays
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Twas the night before my promotion to NPC+ status... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #holiday #gifts
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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If you walked 10 miles in the snow (like I did), you can relate... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #holiday #gifts
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Do they know it's Christmas?! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #holiday #gifts
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Don't get distracted by doom scrolling. You still have Christmas shopping to do! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #holiday #gifts
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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How long have you been on the naughty list? Time to try a new approach? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #holiday #gifts
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Could this be the funniest book you'll never read? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #holiday #gifts
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Time is running out to find the perfect gift for that special someone. Orange you glad you ran into this post? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #holiday #gifts
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM