Biffton Crayfish
@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social
Or is it Crawfish? I write books. Very funny books. You like? Check out my new book. I'm the creation of Kitten Cake Media.
If you're looking for something else to help you through this semi-charmed kind of life, you've come to the wrong place. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
If you're looking for something else to help you through this semi-charmed kind of life, you've come to the wrong place. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
If you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth, you already understand the perks of NPC+ status. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
If you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth, you already understand the perks of NPC+ status. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
Would you even recognize THE SIGN if it were to walk up to you and slap you in the face (like this post is doing now)? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
February 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Would you even recognize THE SIGN if it were to walk up to you and slap you in the face (like this post is doing now)? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
It's not you; it's me. But instead of me changing, how about you read this book to learn how to live in my (alternate) reality? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
It's not you; it's me. But instead of me changing, how about you read this book to learn how to live in my (alternate) reality? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
February! Love (with a sprinkle of lust dust) is in the air. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #ValentinesDay
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
February 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
February! Love (with a sprinkle of lust dust) is in the air. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #ValentinesDay
Ever walked ten miles in the snow to get to school (like the boomers had to)? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Ever walked ten miles in the snow to get to school (like the boomers had to)? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
With January on its way out, time to evaluate your progress towards attaining 2026 objectives (or not). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 30, 2026 at 3:45 PM
With January on its way out, time to evaluate your progress towards attaining 2026 objectives (or not). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
Ready for a spiritual (uh, psychedelic) journey? I-ah-wa-ska thinking it would be wild. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Ready for a spiritual (uh, psychedelic) journey? I-ah-wa-ska thinking it would be wild. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
Feeling invisible? Thank your lucky stars. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 28, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Feeling invisible? Thank your lucky stars. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
Perfect #book for keyboard (and joystick) warriors. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 27, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Perfect #book for keyboard (and joystick) warriors. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
There will never be another like you (keep telling yourself that). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #ValentinesDay
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 PM
There will never be another like you (keep telling yourself that). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #ValentinesDay
Today's NPC, mean, mean pride. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Today's NPC, mean, mean pride. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
Nothing wrong with recommending a little self-improvement (for someone else). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Nothing wrong with recommending a little self-improvement (for someone else). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
For that (not so) special #gamer in your life. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #ValentinesDay
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
For that (not so) special #gamer in your life. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #ValentinesDay
The definition of insanity is reading this book and thinking any of the advice will help you. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 22, 2026 at 2:45 PM
The definition of insanity is reading this book and thinking any of the advice will help you. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
What is it that you want? You won't find it here. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 21, 2026 at 3:05 PM
What is it that you want? You won't find it here. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
There's no worse way to say "I love you" than to give someone this book for #ValentinesDay. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 19, 2026 at 2:45 PM
There's no worse way to say "I love you" than to give someone this book for #ValentinesDay. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
I would love to see you try (reading this book). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 18, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I would love to see you try (reading this book). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
It would be completely inappropriate to give someone this book for #ValentinesDay. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
It would be completely inappropriate to give someone this book for #ValentinesDay. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts
2026 kickin' your butt? Time to tame it... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
2026 kickin' your butt? Time to tame it... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts
Stop being an NPC and be all you can be... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Stop being an NPC and be all you can be... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts
Are your New Year's resolutions on life support? Time for a resuscitation. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 14, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Are your New Year's resolutions on life support? Time for a resuscitation. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
Everyday it seems we're wasting away... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Everyday it seems we're wasting away... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #gifts #HappyNewYear
After that 2025, we all need a little #laughter is the best medicine... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy
(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+
Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…
buff.ly
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
After that 2025, we all need a little #laughter is the best medicine... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy