Hanson Ho
@bidetofevil.wtf
Observability. Android Perf. Music. Sports Nerdery. 🇭🇰🇨🇦. Bringing OpenTelemetry to mobile and vice versa @ embrace.io
Long-form navel-gazing and thoughts about Watford FC: https://hanson.wtf. Laura Stevenson stan account.
Long-form navel-gazing and thoughts about Watford FC: https://hanson.wtf. Laura Stevenson stan account.
Who says wearing #WatfordFC shirts don't pay off? Ran into Jay Jay Jay from the USA at the airport. You might see him at the Vic this December, I'm told.
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Who says wearing #WatfordFC shirts don't pay off? Ran into Jay Jay Jay from the USA at the airport. You might see him at the Vic this December, I'm told.
Used bin pickups at Neptoon, partially funded by the generosity of @marlonbookcase.bsky.social. Both the Jessie Ware and Joanna Newsom were below the median price list price at Discogs to boot!
October 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Used bin pickups at Neptoon, partially funded by the generosity of @marlonbookcase.bsky.social. Both the Jessie Ware and Joanna Newsom were below the median price list price at Discogs to boot!
How can something so ugly be so beautiful at the same time?
October 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
How can something so ugly be so beautiful at the same time?
Hearing Laura Stevenson sing this line live is everything
October 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hearing Laura Stevenson sing this line live is everything
The circle is complete. Blurry selfie between Laura Stevenson stan account holder and subject at Sneaky Dee's. Don't blame the Pixel camera for the blur: blame my nervous, shaking hands.
October 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The circle is complete. Blurry selfie between Laura Stevenson stan account holder and subject at Sneaky Dee's. Don't blame the Pixel camera for the blur: blame my nervous, shaking hands.
American public transit in a nutshell.
Actually no: that I have a reasonable-ish public transit option is probably not a given 🙃
Actually no: that I have a reasonable-ish public transit option is probably not a given 🙃
September 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
American public transit in a nutshell.
Actually no: that I have a reasonable-ish public transit option is probably not a given 🙃
Actually no: that I have a reasonable-ish public transit option is probably not a given 🙃
It's @sinankozak.bsky.social and me at #dcbln25 nerding out on perf benchmarking and proving out the efficacy of network improvements!
September 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It's @sinankozak.bsky.social and me at #dcbln25 nerding out on perf benchmarking and proving out the efficacy of network improvements!
I tourist'd *hard* today. The funniest thing I saw: seeing a makeshift memorial to a right wing podcaster near this place. Oh the irony.
September 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I tourist'd *hard* today. The funniest thing I saw: seeing a makeshift memorial to a right wing podcaster near this place. Oh the irony.
An extremely loud away section for a fourth-tier match. Football's awesome.
September 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
An extremely loud away section for a fourth-tier match. Football's awesome.
The away fans of FC Lokomotive Leipzig is making it hard for me to get in 🙃
September 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The away fans of FC Lokomotive Leipzig is making it hard for me to get in 🙃
I figure I'm going to eat like shit this week, so I might as well eat something that tastes like shit during my layover. Here's to not knowing how to navigate FRA and the series of lounges I may or may not have access to 🙃
September 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I figure I'm going to eat like shit this week, so I might as well eat something that tastes like shit during my layover. Here's to not knowing how to navigate FRA and the series of lounges I may or may not have access to 🙃
Found these in a box. Now they are up on a shelf. #LoveWhereYouWorked
September 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Found these in a box. Now they are up on a shelf. #LoveWhereYouWorked
It's Hayden Christensen, star of Ashoka season 2, throwing out the first pitch. Respect to the man, doing it from the mound. He sure knows how important high ground is 😏
August 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's Hayden Christensen, star of Ashoka season 2, throwing out the first pitch. Respect to the man, doing it from the mound. He sure knows how important high ground is 😏
Here at Wrigley early for Pirates @ Cubs. Wolf Wolf Wolf players playing include Braxton Ashcraft, Spencer Horowitz, and Michael Busch. Bottom of the 1st will start with some divided loyalties.
August 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Here at Wrigley early for Pirates @ Cubs. Wolf Wolf Wolf players playing include Braxton Ashcraft, Spencer Horowitz, and Michael Busch. Bottom of the 1st will start with some divided loyalties.
It's starting and ending / I'm standing alone but I'm standing
August 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's starting and ending / I'm standing alone but I'm standing
It's here, fuckers. Let that record spin, baby.
July 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It's here, fuckers. Let that record spin, baby.
Yeah CWC is a great idea. Because what we need are club matches like this June.
June 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Yeah CWC is a great idea. Because what we need are club matches like this June.
Hey @iankarmel.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social @isaacklee.bsky.social: look at what I copped. Smalls work just fine for me!
June 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hey @iankarmel.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social @isaacklee.bsky.social: look at what I copped. Smalls work just fine for me!
I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are You?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
June 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are You?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
This sounds like a fun time but just thinking about makes me tired
June 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This sounds like a fun time but just thinking about makes me tired