NATTERINGNABOB
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The plumber asked me if he could borrow a pipe wrench. Resist.
The USPS lost my driver's license and the RMV wont let me have a duplicate because it's "unaccounted for". So I talked to a regional USPS supervisor yesterday. He didn't know about the GOVT shutdown
a man wearing glasses says good lort man on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing glasses says good lort man on the bottom
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October 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The USPS lost my driver's license and the RMV wont let me have a duplicate because it's "unaccounted for". So I talked to a regional USPS supervisor yesterday. He didn't know about the GOVT shutdown
Ocifer i wasn't driving drunk and failed a field sobriety test, I was throwing off the snipers
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People think there’s a sinister reason why Trump was walking in a zig zag before greeting Putin (Unilad)
People have a sad theory as to why Donald Trump appeared to be walking in an unusual way ahead of meeting Vladimir Putin.
The POTUS held talks with Putin in ...
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August 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Ocifer i wasn't driving drunk and failed a field sobriety test, I was throwing off the snipers
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The tatoo trend...
1990s: this tatoo is so awesome. It will make me different and people will think im not boring.
2000s. I guess I better get more tatoos so I can be different like everyone else....
2020s... Tatoos are for old conformists and very unimaginative people.
1990s: this tatoo is so awesome. It will make me different and people will think im not boring.
2000s. I guess I better get more tatoos so I can be different like everyone else....
2020s... Tatoos are for old conformists and very unimaginative people.
August 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The tatoo trend...
1990s: this tatoo is so awesome. It will make me different and people will think im not boring.
2000s. I guess I better get more tatoos so I can be different like everyone else....
2020s... Tatoos are for old conformists and very unimaginative people.
1990s: this tatoo is so awesome. It will make me different and people will think im not boring.
2000s. I guess I better get more tatoos so I can be different like everyone else....
2020s... Tatoos are for old conformists and very unimaginative people.
Selling some old table saws online. Guy sends his elderly neighbor with Parkinsons and some kind of dementia to pick it up.
The guy was sweet but incapable of doing it.
Wife asks "what kind of person sends an elderly disabled neighbor to run errands?"
Facebook check confirms the obv.: MAGA.
The guy was sweet but incapable of doing it.
Wife asks "what kind of person sends an elderly disabled neighbor to run errands?"
Facebook check confirms the obv.: MAGA.
June 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Selling some old table saws online. Guy sends his elderly neighbor with Parkinsons and some kind of dementia to pick it up.
The guy was sweet but incapable of doing it.
Wife asks "what kind of person sends an elderly disabled neighbor to run errands?"
Facebook check confirms the obv.: MAGA.
The guy was sweet but incapable of doing it.
Wife asks "what kind of person sends an elderly disabled neighbor to run errands?"
Facebook check confirms the obv.: MAGA.
It blew up. Again
UPDATE: SpaceX's Starship travels farther in its latest test than the two previous flights but loses control on reentry and contact with mission control.
SpaceX megarocket gets farther in test than last two flights, but loses control on reentry to Earth | CNN
SpaceX has launched a ninth uncrewed test flight of Starship, the most powerful rocket system ever constructed. The mission comes after two prior tests ended in explosive failure. Follow for live upda...
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May 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It blew up. Again
May 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Replace ‘Harvard’ with ‘churches’ and he’s onto something…
April 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Replace ‘Harvard’ with ‘churches’ and he’s onto something…
Changing the name of my food truck to Cruel Gruel. I'll fling stuff out the window at you
you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
April 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Changing the name of my food truck to Cruel Gruel. I'll fling stuff out the window at you
Sadly it looks like habeas corpus will literally be the only the way this citizen returns home
This is really, really, really bad.
#BREAKING: 5-4 Court, with Barrett joining the three Dem. appointees in dissent *vacates* Chief Judge Boasberg’s temporary restraining orders in the Alien Enemy Act cases. Judicial review must be available, Court holds, but has to come through habeas petitions:
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April 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sadly it looks like habeas corpus will literally be the only the way this citizen returns home
My 15 year old son and his buddies all have the same combo of perfumed body wash, deodorant, and cologne. The effect is.... I couldn't put my finger on it for a year. Then it hit me!. But Exact same smell.
March 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My 15 year old son and his buddies all have the same combo of perfumed body wash, deodorant, and cologne. The effect is.... I couldn't put my finger on it for a year. Then it hit me!. But Exact same smell.
"Paul Revere was a solo radical-left separitist who should have been executed" - nearly every GOP member of Congress if we get time machines.
March 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"Paul Revere was a solo radical-left separitist who should have been executed" - nearly every GOP member of Congress if we get time machines.
Thoughts and prayers
January 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Thoughts and prayers
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Hi, I’m God.
It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
January 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hi, I’m God.
It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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Trump Jr. dismissively calls “amateur night.” He voiced particular frustration with the droves of intoxicated guests who try to use the opportunity to push their unsolicited political advice onto him.
Isn't he describing every waking moment on Twitter/X?
Trump Jr. dismissively calls “amateur night.” He voiced particular frustration with the droves of intoxicated guests who try to use the opportunity to push their unsolicited political advice onto him.
Isn't he describing every waking moment on Twitter/X?
Donald Trump Jr. Trashes New Year’s Eve at Mar-a-Lago After Being Treated Like a ‘Freaking Imbecile’ By ‘A Thousand Drunk People’ (Atlanta Black Star)
Donald Trump Jr.isn’t hiding his disdain for New Year’s Eve celebrations at Mar-a-Lago, characterizing the gatherings as overwhelming events where his father...
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January 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Trump Jr. dismissively calls “amateur night.” He voiced particular frustration with the droves of intoxicated guests who try to use the opportunity to push their unsolicited political advice onto him.
Isn't he describing every waking moment on Twitter/X?
Trump Jr. dismissively calls “amateur night.” He voiced particular frustration with the droves of intoxicated guests who try to use the opportunity to push their unsolicited political advice onto him.
Isn't he describing every waking moment on Twitter/X?
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December 19, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Talked to my biz acct today:
Her: things will get better for 4 u once the tarrifs kick in.
Me: How so?
Her: Prices will come down because they will see we are back
Me: who r they?
Her: Ch, Ca & Mex
Me: do you think those countries set prices in the US?
Her: well the trans athletes & drugs..
Her: things will get better for 4 u once the tarrifs kick in.
Me: How so?
Her: Prices will come down because they will see we are back
Me: who r they?
Her: Ch, Ca & Mex
Me: do you think those countries set prices in the US?
Her: well the trans athletes & drugs..
December 18, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Talked to my biz acct today:
Her: things will get better for 4 u once the tarrifs kick in.
Me: How so?
Her: Prices will come down because they will see we are back
Me: who r they?
Her: Ch, Ca & Mex
Me: do you think those countries set prices in the US?
Her: well the trans athletes & drugs..
Her: things will get better for 4 u once the tarrifs kick in.
Me: How so?
Her: Prices will come down because they will see we are back
Me: who r they?
Her: Ch, Ca & Mex
Me: do you think those countries set prices in the US?
Her: well the trans athletes & drugs..
I prayed to @godpod.bsky.social today
December 12, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I prayed to @godpod.bsky.social today
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It's darn near impossible to be a month behind on something that started 31 days ago!
It's darn near impossible to be a month behind on something that started 31 days ago!
Trump transition nearly a month behind on key policy prep (Politico)
Presiden...
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December 7, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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It's darn near impossible to be a month behind on something that started 31 days ago!
It's darn near impossible to be a month behind on something that started 31 days ago!
The plumber just asked me if I have a pipe wrench he can use?...
November 25, 2024 at 5:36 PM
The plumber just asked me if I have a pipe wrench he can use?...