Varric Tethras
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Varric Tethras
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Been there, done that. Maybe a few too many times. Everyone's hot dwarf dad. Voted Best Chest Hair 20 years running.

(Varric written as aroace. No ships. No bio kids. Admiration of chest hair and requests to be adopted are encouraged.)
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[ #ooc so i might be retiring this account. i don't think i'll delete it, but i find varric hard to write as is and honestly he got made on a whim of 'this would be so funny'. will think about it and let you guys know. ]
January 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'm not everyone, but I am also spite's nephew. Or was for a brief moment. I think those papers got torn up at some point.
January 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
To be completely open, including this account and not counting a personal, I write ten as of this moments. I'm afraid the fun and the voices get to me quite often.
January 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I understand Chen and Crumb. I also have anxiety so I understand and you're always welcome to pull up a chair with me.
January 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I feel the exact same way. It's why I get excited with the wearing hats. A whole nine of them that aren't mine.
I know I speak for the fishbowl when I say we appreciate you so very much 🥹 💜
January 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
They see us bowling.
January 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Reposted by Varric Tethras
IVE NEVER SEEN VARRIC WEAR A HAT
There is only one Varric, but Varric wears many other hats. Maybe.... 9 other hats.
January 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I have not been around much lately, but what is this I see? We are giving identity hints to the fish tonight?
January 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Cheers to Duckie, long may he goose.
January 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Reposted by Varric Tethras
I AGREE VARRIC TETHRAS
Well that's a bit harsh of her.
January 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
[ #ooc ngl getting Percieved with varric's chest fully out on this accounts banner was not one my new 2025 bingo card but bless duck man he's varric approved ]
January 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
#ooc you know what, i'm going to say it. like varric, i'm old and tired and done this too many times. gonna hold your hand with a pair of hot tongs when i say this and i'm not gonna sugar coat it. we've tried that. y'all don't listen.

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January 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Happy new year to everyone and I hope you guys get to write the stories you want in the coming days.
January 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
You can't rush art.
December 31, 2024 at 9:22 PM
// #ooc the holidays kind of killed this writer but me and varric are not dead just juggling
December 30, 2024 at 9:15 PM
*scribbles something on some paper* ... Maybe. A writer can't reveal all the secrets before the story is even out.
Does the story have Carver's barking mabari tattoo in it?
December 26, 2024 at 2:06 AM
#ooc read this thread. do it. i was one of these rpers and i stg if y'all ruin this i'm gonna be BIG mad
((Hey, hey. Come here. I’m grabbing your face and not in a fun way. Listen to me.

Tumblr had a huge, thriving community of canon character rpers back about 10 years ago. ‘anon[insert character name]’ and such, allowed fans to interact with characters from their favorite media.

And then…
December 25, 2024 at 3:03 AM
I wasn't going to be around tonight, but I'm severely disappointed in each and every one of you who participated in the kind of hate that happened tonight. You know I'M not the people in my stories so you should know better. That isn't the kind of people I want around here nor does the author.
December 25, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I am truly hurt. Wounded. Mortally so. The betrayal it too deep.
I can't believe Hawke said this.
December 24, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Nicknames? They're kind of my thing.

//Maybe I attempt to give nicknames if people ask for characters Varric hasn't given one to and give me info for ocs? Apologizes if they're bad tho.
December 24, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Things are starting to look like the prelude to certain scenes in my books. Should I avert my eyes?
December 24, 2024 at 3:22 AM
// #ooc Fair warning for everyone that this account will be quiet for the 24th and 25th and will resume more so on the 26th. Also, I haven't forgotten the adoption list and those who added to it, I'll update it after the next two days, don't worry! You're still welcome to sign up, too, so feel free
December 24, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Some of you are waiting for your authors to be found out while I am simply here having some good food and drink with mine. If they are discovered, that's fine. If not? It's still fun.
December 23, 2024 at 7:37 PM
// #ooc okay so little ooc announcement to establish a thing. I'm writing Varric as aroace and will not be shipping with anyone and he'll adopt all day but has no bio kids cause that requires an activity he never took part in. You can admire his chest hair as much as you want tho don't worry
December 23, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I am afraid to say my chest hair is off limits. You can admire from afar, though.
December 23, 2024 at 4:36 PM