Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

I don't usually get sentimental about inanimate objects - but I love my e-bike, and it's treated me well for 5,001 miles (so far)

So I never use Google's AI "helper" on purpose, but I haven't actively disabled it, so it still shows up.

The other day, my gf was watching an old "Doc Martin" ep, and asked, "Hey, is that that Cunk lady you think is funny?"

So I googled ["Diane Morgan" "Doc Martin"], and AI told me this:

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

A wonderful ride this morning, grateful for this e-bike that's carried me 4,000+ miles without complaint.

Looking forward to the next 4,000.

There's no punishment I could wish on the neighbor who's doing noisy gas-powered yard work at noon under the Heat Dome that would be worse than the one he's given himself.

So I was looking up a restaurant on OpenTable.com, and saw this odd disclaimer.

Information, presented for informational purposes, which may or may not be true. EXACTLY what a customer wants!

So excited to finally have DMs, a feature I literally never once used on The Other Place.

(I'm a Reply Guy by nature, but I try hard not to be a creepy one.)

Disclaimer: cameras see Aurorae way better than eyes do - it looked cool irl, but not THIS cool.

Aww yeah.

It's no easy task carrying my big ass 3k miles, but this lovely little machine has done it.