Diablo Sammich lover
@bhavekost.bsky.social
There's no way, *no* way, that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo' momma in da mouth!
Kids, there are other ways to spend your time that don't involve social media.
For example, here's how to spend 8 seconds....eeerrrrr...5.2 seconds 🏆🐂
For example, here's how to spend 8 seconds....eeerrrrr...5.2 seconds 🏆🐂
March 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Kids, there are other ways to spend your time that don't involve social media.
For example, here's how to spend 8 seconds....eeerrrrr...5.2 seconds 🏆🐂
For example, here's how to spend 8 seconds....eeerrrrr...5.2 seconds 🏆🐂
Mid & sus advice 4 yutes:
The #resistance really needs to stop picking fights where the odds are 80/20 against them—maybe aim for a coin flip instead.
Take daylight savings time, for example—a true 50/50 issue.
The #resistance really needs to stop picking fights where the odds are 80/20 against them—maybe aim for a coin flip instead.
Take daylight savings time, for example—a true 50/50 issue.
March 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Mid & sus advice 4 yutes:
The #resistance really needs to stop picking fights where the odds are 80/20 against them—maybe aim for a coin flip instead.
Take daylight savings time, for example—a true 50/50 issue.
The #resistance really needs to stop picking fights where the odds are 80/20 against them—maybe aim for a coin flip instead.
Take daylight savings time, for example—a true 50/50 issue.
My writting is so flawless that Grammerly has offically gave up. No more sugestions, no more corections—just pure admirashun. I even catched it trying to unistall itself like, “Nah, you got this champ.”
Guess I finaly intimadated an AI
Guess I finaly intimadated an AI
March 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
My writting is so flawless that Grammerly has offically gave up. No more sugestions, no more corections—just pure admirashun. I even catched it trying to unistall itself like, “Nah, you got this champ.”
Guess I finaly intimadated an AI
Guess I finaly intimadated an AI
Oh boy, this Christmas is gonna be one for the ages when the 🤡 finds out the Kennedy Center booked an entire Siberian orchestra and they’re all trans.
Popcorn, anyone? 🍿
Popcorn, anyone? 🍿
March 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh boy, this Christmas is gonna be one for the ages when the 🤡 finds out the Kennedy Center booked an entire Siberian orchestra and they’re all trans.
Popcorn, anyone? 🍿
Popcorn, anyone? 🍿
I want a cooking show where contestants sneak as much sawdust into the food as possible. Meanwhile, the diners are told it was lovingly prepared by leukemia patients. Let’s see just how far people will go to virtue signal before questioning why their steak tastes like a Home Depot aisle.
March 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I want a cooking show where contestants sneak as much sawdust into the food as possible. Meanwhile, the diners are told it was lovingly prepared by leukemia patients. Let’s see just how far people will go to virtue signal before questioning why their steak tastes like a Home Depot aisle.
Fishermen kick off their tall tales with, “This one time…”
Military folks swear it’s legit with, “This is no bullshit…”
🤡 The Carnival Barker reels you in with, “Many people say…”
Learn the signals—your wallet depends on it.
Military folks swear it’s legit with, “This is no bullshit…”
🤡 The Carnival Barker reels you in with, “Many people say…”
Learn the signals—your wallet depends on it.
March 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Fishermen kick off their tall tales with, “This one time…”
Military folks swear it’s legit with, “This is no bullshit…”
🤡 The Carnival Barker reels you in with, “Many people say…”
Learn the signals—your wallet depends on it.
Military folks swear it’s legit with, “This is no bullshit…”
🤡 The Carnival Barker reels you in with, “Many people say…”
Learn the signals—your wallet depends on it.
Anyone got Federal Judge Derrick K. Watson on speed dial? The man single-handedly blocked immigration law in '17 from a Hawaiian bench—surely, he can step in and stop Musk from committing the unspeakable crime of cutting waste, fraud, and abuse.
Priorities, people!
Priorities, people!
March 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Anyone got Federal Judge Derrick K. Watson on speed dial? The man single-handedly blocked immigration law in '17 from a Hawaiian bench—surely, he can step in and stop Musk from committing the unspeakable crime of cutting waste, fraud, and abuse.
Priorities, people!
Priorities, people!
My wife said, "I hope you're going to shave off that stupid mustache before we go on vacation? It's embarrassing."
I was stunned, bravest thing I've ever heard anyone say to my mother-in-law.
Totally kidding! Friday night yucks, ya know ...
I was stunned, bravest thing I've ever heard anyone say to my mother-in-law.
Totally kidding! Friday night yucks, ya know ...
March 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My wife said, "I hope you're going to shave off that stupid mustache before we go on vacation? It's embarrassing."
I was stunned, bravest thing I've ever heard anyone say to my mother-in-law.
Totally kidding! Friday night yucks, ya know ...
I was stunned, bravest thing I've ever heard anyone say to my mother-in-law.
Totally kidding! Friday night yucks, ya know ...
My foolproof plan to save civilization:
Every political tweet costs the poster $25—automatically donated to mental health charities, because let’s be honest, someone in that exchange is gonna need it.
Every political tweet costs the poster $25—automatically donated to mental health charities, because let’s be honest, someone in that exchange is gonna need it.
March 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My foolproof plan to save civilization:
Every political tweet costs the poster $25—automatically donated to mental health charities, because let’s be honest, someone in that exchange is gonna need it.
Every political tweet costs the poster $25—automatically donated to mental health charities, because let’s be honest, someone in that exchange is gonna need it.
If you’re out here celebrating someone getting laid off — not fired, because that would at least imply 'cause' —congratulations, you’ve officially earned a punch in the throat.
Some achievements shouldn't go unrecognized.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Some achievements shouldn't go unrecognized.
apnews.com/article/trum...
March 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you’re out here celebrating someone getting laid off — not fired, because that would at least imply 'cause' —congratulations, you’ve officially earned a punch in the throat.
Some achievements shouldn't go unrecognized.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Some achievements shouldn't go unrecognized.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Apparently, once you start writing, your imagination doesn’t just stay in the books—it spills out into every post like a broken faucet of nonsense.
March 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Apparently, once you start writing, your imagination doesn’t just stay in the books—it spills out into every post like a broken faucet of nonsense.
Looks like Congress is slowly catching on that Americans might be tired of their endless toddler tantrums. Al Green gets censured, 224 to 198. Shocking.
But don’t worry, folks—only we the people can drag them kicking and screaming toward basic competence.
But don’t worry, folks—only we the people can drag them kicking and screaming toward basic competence.
March 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Looks like Congress is slowly catching on that Americans might be tired of their endless toddler tantrums. Al Green gets censured, 224 to 198. Shocking.
But don’t worry, folks—only we the people can drag them kicking and screaming toward basic competence.
But don’t worry, folks—only we the people can drag them kicking and screaming toward basic competence.
Most AI don't do numeric numbers very well.... Like I asked for 6 and 7 & 8 respectively.
Let me redo one with words on...
Count of watches is 💯, time on each watch 🅾️.
Let me redo one with words on...
Count of watches is 💯, time on each watch 🅾️.
March 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Most AI don't do numeric numbers very well.... Like I asked for 6 and 7 & 8 respectively.
Let me redo one with words on...
Count of watches is 💯, time on each watch 🅾️.
Let me redo one with words on...
Count of watches is 💯, time on each watch 🅾️.
I love finding holes in AI
"Create an image of 6 fancy dive watches for sale in an expensive jewelry box, on display at an expensive store. All of the watches should be mechanical and display 8:25 pm on the face of them all."
ChatGPT and Gemini
All show 10:10 like every ad ever!
"Create an image of 6 fancy dive watches for sale in an expensive jewelry box, on display at an expensive store. All of the watches should be mechanical and display 8:25 pm on the face of them all."
ChatGPT and Gemini
All show 10:10 like every ad ever!
March 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I love finding holes in AI
"Create an image of 6 fancy dive watches for sale in an expensive jewelry box, on display at an expensive store. All of the watches should be mechanical and display 8:25 pm on the face of them all."
ChatGPT and Gemini
All show 10:10 like every ad ever!
"Create an image of 6 fancy dive watches for sale in an expensive jewelry box, on display at an expensive store. All of the watches should be mechanical and display 8:25 pm on the face of them all."
ChatGPT and Gemini
All show 10:10 like every ad ever!
AI rendition of events...
March 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
AI rendition of events...
Bum Fights? Morally bankrupt, wildly disrespectful, and probably illegal.
*BUT* Congressional Bum Fights? Totally fine, fully televised, and somehow considered governance. Let’s throw Joe Wilson and Al Green in the ring and find out who can out-chump the other.
Battle Royale: Beta Test Edition.
*BUT* Congressional Bum Fights? Totally fine, fully televised, and somehow considered governance. Let’s throw Joe Wilson and Al Green in the ring and find out who can out-chump the other.
Battle Royale: Beta Test Edition.
March 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Bum Fights? Morally bankrupt, wildly disrespectful, and probably illegal.
*BUT* Congressional Bum Fights? Totally fine, fully televised, and somehow considered governance. Let’s throw Joe Wilson and Al Green in the ring and find out who can out-chump the other.
Battle Royale: Beta Test Edition.
*BUT* Congressional Bum Fights? Totally fine, fully televised, and somehow considered governance. Let’s throw Joe Wilson and Al Green in the ring and find out who can out-chump the other.
Battle Royale: Beta Test Edition.
Al Green — the village idiot from Houston, which, unfortunately, is the same village I call home.
I’m not saying he’s missing courage, brains, or a heart, but let’s just say he’s a one-man wrecking crew for any Wizard of Oz sequel in development.
I’m not saying he’s missing courage, brains, or a heart, but let’s just say he’s a one-man wrecking crew for any Wizard of Oz sequel in development.
March 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Al Green — the village idiot from Houston, which, unfortunately, is the same village I call home.
I’m not saying he’s missing courage, brains, or a heart, but let’s just say he’s a one-man wrecking crew for any Wizard of Oz sequel in development.
I’m not saying he’s missing courage, brains, or a heart, but let’s just say he’s a one-man wrecking crew for any Wizard of Oz sequel in development.
Never trust a man who shoves his hands in his pockets while talking—especially on camera.
It’s the universal sign of someone hiding something… or compensating for something.
Either way, the man feels cocky!
It’s the universal sign of someone hiding something… or compensating for something.
Either way, the man feels cocky!
March 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Never trust a man who shoves his hands in his pockets while talking—especially on camera.
It’s the universal sign of someone hiding something… or compensating for something.
Either way, the man feels cocky!
It’s the universal sign of someone hiding something… or compensating for something.
Either way, the man feels cocky!
Can we all just time travel back to the golden era when we proudly rebranded French fries as Freedom Fries, unhinged lunatics accessorized with pink pussy hats, and “X” was just a humble letter in the Cyrillic alphabet—not the world’s most awkward rebrand? Ah, the simpler times.
March 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Can we all just time travel back to the golden era when we proudly rebranded French fries as Freedom Fries, unhinged lunatics accessorized with pink pussy hats, and “X” was just a humble letter in the Cyrillic alphabet—not the world’s most awkward rebrand? Ah, the simpler times.
James, Lana, Kevin—welcome to the train wreck that is my timeline. No refunds, no lifeboats, and definitely no dignity.
Feel free to Irish exit whenever your survival instincts kick in. I’m not the last stop on the social media express, but you can definitely see the tumbleweeds from here.
Feel free to Irish exit whenever your survival instincts kick in. I’m not the last stop on the social media express, but you can definitely see the tumbleweeds from here.
March 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
James, Lana, Kevin—welcome to the train wreck that is my timeline. No refunds, no lifeboats, and definitely no dignity.
Feel free to Irish exit whenever your survival instincts kick in. I’m not the last stop on the social media express, but you can definitely see the tumbleweeds from here.
Feel free to Irish exit whenever your survival instincts kick in. I’m not the last stop on the social media express, but you can definitely see the tumbleweeds from here.
If chickens do come from eggs, or eggs produce chickens, why do these two price graphs not match?
Avian Flu? Nice try #BigChicken. You might have fooled the US, but you didn't fool me!
Avian Flu? Nice try #BigChicken. You might have fooled the US, but you didn't fool me!
February 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If chickens do come from eggs, or eggs produce chickens, why do these two price graphs not match?
Avian Flu? Nice try #BigChicken. You might have fooled the US, but you didn't fool me!
Avian Flu? Nice try #BigChicken. You might have fooled the US, but you didn't fool me!
спасибо, что использовали Google Translate для этого поста с именами Трампа и Путина в нем
February 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
спасибо, что использовали Google Translate для этого поста с именами Трампа и Путина в нем
The Epstein Files ?
It didn't contain any new names or details of note. It was a nothingburger with no pickles or fries. 🤬
It didn't contain any new names or details of note. It was a nothingburger with no pickles or fries. 🤬
February 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Epstein Files ?
It didn't contain any new names or details of note. It was a nothingburger with no pickles or fries. 🤬
It didn't contain any new names or details of note. It was a nothingburger with no pickles or fries. 🤬