Diablo Sammich lover
@bhavekost.bsky.social
There's no way, *no* way, that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo' momma in da mouth!
12 have returned to the Marines...
Roughly 8,200 service members were separated from the military over their refusal to take the COVID-19 vaccination.
Just how close to retirement were these 12?
www.cnn.com/2023/10/02/p...
Roughly 8,200 service members were separated from the military over their refusal to take the COVID-19 vaccination.
Just how close to retirement were these 12?
www.cnn.com/2023/10/02/p...
Only 43 of more than 8,000 discharged from US military for refusing Covid vaccine have rejoined | CNN Politics
Only 43 of the more than 8,000 US service members who were discharged from the military for refusing to be vaccinated against Covid-19 have sought to rejoin eight months after the vaccine mandate was ...
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March 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
12 have returned to the Marines...
Roughly 8,200 service members were separated from the military over their refusal to take the COVID-19 vaccination.
Just how close to retirement were these 12?
www.cnn.com/2023/10/02/p...
Roughly 8,200 service members were separated from the military over their refusal to take the COVID-19 vaccination.
Just how close to retirement were these 12?
www.cnn.com/2023/10/02/p...
You ask, "How did everything end up like this?"
Simple—decades of football and basketball coaches moonlighting as social studies teachers. Nothing like learning history from a guy who thinks Manifest Destiny was a play-action pass.
Simple—decades of football and basketball coaches moonlighting as social studies teachers. Nothing like learning history from a guy who thinks Manifest Destiny was a play-action pass.
March 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
You ask, "How did everything end up like this?"
Simple—decades of football and basketball coaches moonlighting as social studies teachers. Nothing like learning history from a guy who thinks Manifest Destiny was a play-action pass.
Simple—decades of football and basketball coaches moonlighting as social studies teachers. Nothing like learning history from a guy who thinks Manifest Destiny was a play-action pass.
Trump orders likely to drive species’ extinction, wildlife advocates warn
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Heading for extinction:
Snarktopus
Meh-rkat
ProcrastiSloth
Karenconda
SpiteHawk
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Heading for extinction:
Snarktopus
Meh-rkat
ProcrastiSloth
Karenconda
SpiteHawk
Trump orders likely to drive species’ extinction, wildlife advocates warn
In addition to layoffs and hiring freezes, a ‘God squad’ can effectively veto ESA protections for endangered species
www.theguardian.com
March 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Trump orders likely to drive species’ extinction, wildlife advocates warn
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Heading for extinction:
Snarktopus
Meh-rkat
ProcrastiSloth
Karenconda
SpiteHawk
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Heading for extinction:
Snarktopus
Meh-rkat
ProcrastiSloth
Karenconda
SpiteHawk
The "Die With Zero" retirement plan is perfect for those who break into a cold sweat every time they spend a dollar. After all, why leave behind a fortune when you can go out broke and victorious?
As for me? Well, I’ve already mastered the art of having exactly $0.00, so I’m way ahead of schedule.
As for me? Well, I’ve already mastered the art of having exactly $0.00, so I’m way ahead of schedule.
March 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The "Die With Zero" retirement plan is perfect for those who break into a cold sweat every time they spend a dollar. After all, why leave behind a fortune when you can go out broke and victorious?
As for me? Well, I’ve already mastered the art of having exactly $0.00, so I’m way ahead of schedule.
As for me? Well, I’ve already mastered the art of having exactly $0.00, so I’m way ahead of schedule.
If there are two things the market absolutely despises, it’s tariffs and instability.
So naturally, some genius 🤡 out there thought, “Hey, why not mix the two and see what happens?”
Spoiler: Nothing good.
So naturally, some genius 🤡 out there thought, “Hey, why not mix the two and see what happens?”
Spoiler: Nothing good.
March 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If there are two things the market absolutely despises, it’s tariffs and instability.
So naturally, some genius 🤡 out there thought, “Hey, why not mix the two and see what happens?”
Spoiler: Nothing good.
So naturally, some genius 🤡 out there thought, “Hey, why not mix the two and see what happens?”
Spoiler: Nothing good.
Ah, that magical time of year when baseball fans get to bask in the eternal hope of a fresh season.
Well… most fans, anyway.
Meanwhile, A’s fans are on here, once again, marinating in their annual tradition of pure disgust.
Well… most fans, anyway.
Meanwhile, A’s fans are on here, once again, marinating in their annual tradition of pure disgust.
March 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ah, that magical time of year when baseball fans get to bask in the eternal hope of a fresh season.
Well… most fans, anyway.
Meanwhile, A’s fans are on here, once again, marinating in their annual tradition of pure disgust.
Well… most fans, anyway.
Meanwhile, A’s fans are on here, once again, marinating in their annual tradition of pure disgust.
Some kid at work just replied to my email with "IGHT."
So, naturally, I spent 10 minutes of my time Googling what this cryptic nonsense meant—only to discover the little shit was just too lazy to type "alright."
Truly, the future of communication is in great hands.
So, naturally, I spent 10 minutes of my time Googling what this cryptic nonsense meant—only to discover the little shit was just too lazy to type "alright."
Truly, the future of communication is in great hands.
a man in a red jacket is sitting in the cockpit of a futuristic vehicle ..
ALT: a man in a red jacket is sitting in the cockpit of a futuristic vehicle ..
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March 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Some kid at work just replied to my email with "IGHT."
So, naturally, I spent 10 minutes of my time Googling what this cryptic nonsense meant—only to discover the little shit was just too lazy to type "alright."
Truly, the future of communication is in great hands.
So, naturally, I spent 10 minutes of my time Googling what this cryptic nonsense meant—only to discover the little shit was just too lazy to type "alright."
Truly, the future of communication is in great hands.
Kids, there are other ways to spend your time that don't involve social media.
For example, here's how to spend 8 seconds....eeerrrrr...5.2 seconds 🏆🐂
For example, here's how to spend 8 seconds....eeerrrrr...5.2 seconds 🏆🐂
March 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Kids, there are other ways to spend your time that don't involve social media.
For example, here's how to spend 8 seconds....eeerrrrr...5.2 seconds 🏆🐂
For example, here's how to spend 8 seconds....eeerrrrr...5.2 seconds 🏆🐂
Kamala? Hasn’t lifted a damn finger since the election—must be exhausting doing absolutely nothing.
Biden? The guy who drove us straight into this dystopian mess? Last we heard was a heartfelt “welcome home” before vanishing into the ether.
Biden? The guy who drove us straight into this dystopian mess? Last we heard was a heartfelt “welcome home” before vanishing into the ether.
March 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Kamala? Hasn’t lifted a damn finger since the election—must be exhausting doing absolutely nothing.
Biden? The guy who drove us straight into this dystopian mess? Last we heard was a heartfelt “welcome home” before vanishing into the ether.
Biden? The guy who drove us straight into this dystopian mess? Last we heard was a heartfelt “welcome home” before vanishing into the ether.
Mid & sus advice 4 yutes:
The #resistance really needs to stop picking fights where the odds are 80/20 against them—maybe aim for a coin flip instead.
Take daylight savings time, for example—a true 50/50 issue.
The #resistance really needs to stop picking fights where the odds are 80/20 against them—maybe aim for a coin flip instead.
Take daylight savings time, for example—a true 50/50 issue.
March 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Mid & sus advice 4 yutes:
The #resistance really needs to stop picking fights where the odds are 80/20 against them—maybe aim for a coin flip instead.
Take daylight savings time, for example—a true 50/50 issue.
The #resistance really needs to stop picking fights where the odds are 80/20 against them—maybe aim for a coin flip instead.
Take daylight savings time, for example—a true 50/50 issue.
Oracle Takes a Sick Day:
VA Hospitals and Federal Health Records Left Unavailable, supposedly DOGE not involved. I have questions
www.theregister.com/2025/03/07/o...
VA Hospitals and Federal Health Records Left Unavailable, supposedly DOGE not involved. I have questions
www.theregister.com/2025/03/07/o...
Oracle outage hits US Federal health records systems
Big Red pushes restart button after users locked out of apps across Veterans Affairs hospitals, other govt departments
www.theregister.com
March 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Oracle Takes a Sick Day:
VA Hospitals and Federal Health Records Left Unavailable, supposedly DOGE not involved. I have questions
www.theregister.com/2025/03/07/o...
VA Hospitals and Federal Health Records Left Unavailable, supposedly DOGE not involved. I have questions
www.theregister.com/2025/03/07/o...
If there are two things in this world that truly warm my heart, it’s my totally-not-data-mined, Chinese-owned TikTok account and watching cops crack down on actual innocent people just out trying to have a good time. Ah, the sweet smell of freedom!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2XHeocw/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2XHeocw/
#cops #police
TikTok video by Tom Snake 🐍
www.tiktok.com
March 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If there are two things in this world that truly warm my heart, it’s my totally-not-data-mined, Chinese-owned TikTok account and watching cops crack down on actual innocent people just out trying to have a good time. Ah, the sweet smell of freedom!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2XHeocw/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2XHeocw/
1.Were you born between 500-1500 A.D.
2. To this day, I do not understand "cis", {similar to √-2}???
3. Straight? Pick a better descriptor on the all-inclusive flag
4. White? You mean "Northern-European American" right!?!
5. Guy.... Finally understood one part
Words matter and hurt feelings too
2. To this day, I do not understand "cis", {similar to √-2}???
3. Straight? Pick a better descriptor on the all-inclusive flag
4. White? You mean "Northern-European American" right!?!
5. Guy.... Finally understood one part
Words matter and hurt feelings too
Nah, if a middle-aged cis straight white guy has to be known for something on the Internet, "questionable burritos" is kind of a best case scenario
March 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
1.Were you born between 500-1500 A.D.
2. To this day, I do not understand "cis", {similar to √-2}???
3. Straight? Pick a better descriptor on the all-inclusive flag
4. White? You mean "Northern-European American" right!?!
5. Guy.... Finally understood one part
Words matter and hurt feelings too
2. To this day, I do not understand "cis", {similar to √-2}???
3. Straight? Pick a better descriptor on the all-inclusive flag
4. White? You mean "Northern-European American" right!?!
5. Guy.... Finally understood one part
Words matter and hurt feelings too
My writting is so flawless that Grammerly has offically gave up. No more sugestions, no more corections—just pure admirashun. I even catched it trying to unistall itself like, “Nah, you got this champ.”
Guess I finaly intimadated an AI
Guess I finaly intimadated an AI
March 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
My writting is so flawless that Grammerly has offically gave up. No more sugestions, no more corections—just pure admirashun. I even catched it trying to unistall itself like, “Nah, you got this champ.”
Guess I finaly intimadated an AI
Guess I finaly intimadated an AI
Oh boy, this Christmas is gonna be one for the ages when the 🤡 finds out the Kennedy Center booked an entire Siberian orchestra and they’re all trans.
Popcorn, anyone? 🍿
Popcorn, anyone? 🍿
March 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh boy, this Christmas is gonna be one for the ages when the 🤡 finds out the Kennedy Center booked an entire Siberian orchestra and they’re all trans.
Popcorn, anyone? 🍿
Popcorn, anyone? 🍿
Lord, give me the good sense to let go of the crap I can’t fix,
The gumption to handle the mess I can,
And the wisdom to know when to shut my damn mouth ‘fore I make it worse.
Amen, y’all.
The gumption to handle the mess I can,
And the wisdom to know when to shut my damn mouth ‘fore I make it worse.
Amen, y’all.
stanley from south park is holding a purple gift box and saying yeah
ALT: stanley from south park is holding a purple gift box and saying yeah
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March 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Lord, give me the good sense to let go of the crap I can’t fix,
The gumption to handle the mess I can,
And the wisdom to know when to shut my damn mouth ‘fore I make it worse.
Amen, y’all.
The gumption to handle the mess I can,
And the wisdom to know when to shut my damn mouth ‘fore I make it worse.
Amen, y’all.
I want a cooking show where contestants sneak as much sawdust into the food as possible. Meanwhile, the diners are told it was lovingly prepared by leukemia patients. Let’s see just how far people will go to virtue signal before questioning why their steak tastes like a Home Depot aisle.
March 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I want a cooking show where contestants sneak as much sawdust into the food as possible. Meanwhile, the diners are told it was lovingly prepared by leukemia patients. Let’s see just how far people will go to virtue signal before questioning why their steak tastes like a Home Depot aisle.
Fishermen kick off their tall tales with, “This one time…”
Military folks swear it’s legit with, “This is no bullshit…”
🤡 The Carnival Barker reels you in with, “Many people say…”
Learn the signals—your wallet depends on it.
Military folks swear it’s legit with, “This is no bullshit…”
🤡 The Carnival Barker reels you in with, “Many people say…”
Learn the signals—your wallet depends on it.
March 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Fishermen kick off their tall tales with, “This one time…”
Military folks swear it’s legit with, “This is no bullshit…”
🤡 The Carnival Barker reels you in with, “Many people say…”
Learn the signals—your wallet depends on it.
Military folks swear it’s legit with, “This is no bullshit…”
🤡 The Carnival Barker reels you in with, “Many people say…”
Learn the signals—your wallet depends on it.
Anyone got Federal Judge Derrick K. Watson on speed dial? The man single-handedly blocked immigration law in '17 from a Hawaiian bench—surely, he can step in and stop Musk from committing the unspeakable crime of cutting waste, fraud, and abuse.
Priorities, people!
Priorities, people!
March 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Anyone got Federal Judge Derrick K. Watson on speed dial? The man single-handedly blocked immigration law in '17 from a Hawaiian bench—surely, he can step in and stop Musk from committing the unspeakable crime of cutting waste, fraud, and abuse.
Priorities, people!
Priorities, people!
My wife said, "I hope you're going to shave off that stupid mustache before we go on vacation? It's embarrassing."
I was stunned, bravest thing I've ever heard anyone say to my mother-in-law.
Totally kidding! Friday night yucks, ya know ...
I was stunned, bravest thing I've ever heard anyone say to my mother-in-law.
Totally kidding! Friday night yucks, ya know ...
March 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My wife said, "I hope you're going to shave off that stupid mustache before we go on vacation? It's embarrassing."
I was stunned, bravest thing I've ever heard anyone say to my mother-in-law.
Totally kidding! Friday night yucks, ya know ...
I was stunned, bravest thing I've ever heard anyone say to my mother-in-law.
Totally kidding! Friday night yucks, ya know ...
My foolproof plan to save civilization:
Every political tweet costs the poster $25—automatically donated to mental health charities, because let’s be honest, someone in that exchange is gonna need it.
Every political tweet costs the poster $25—automatically donated to mental health charities, because let’s be honest, someone in that exchange is gonna need it.
March 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My foolproof plan to save civilization:
Every political tweet costs the poster $25—automatically donated to mental health charities, because let’s be honest, someone in that exchange is gonna need it.
Every political tweet costs the poster $25—automatically donated to mental health charities, because let’s be honest, someone in that exchange is gonna need it.
If you’re out here celebrating someone getting laid off — not fired, because that would at least imply 'cause' —congratulations, you’ve officially earned a punch in the throat.
Some achievements shouldn't go unrecognized.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Some achievements shouldn't go unrecognized.
apnews.com/article/trum...
March 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you’re out here celebrating someone getting laid off — not fired, because that would at least imply 'cause' —congratulations, you’ve officially earned a punch in the throat.
Some achievements shouldn't go unrecognized.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Some achievements shouldn't go unrecognized.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Holy Fuck! Every time I stumble across some absolutely unhinged social media take that makes me go “WTF?!?!”, I do a little detective work—aka, I check the profile.
And like clockwork, there it is: “Author” or “Writer.”
And like clockwork, there it is: “Author” or “Writer.”
March 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Holy Fuck! Every time I stumble across some absolutely unhinged social media take that makes me go “WTF?!?!”, I do a little detective work—aka, I check the profile.
And like clockwork, there it is: “Author” or “Writer.”
And like clockwork, there it is: “Author” or “Writer.”