Bhav Patel (Dodonerd)
@bhav.bsky.social
They don't know I'm a niche internet micro-celebrity in the fields of Analytics, Data and Experimentation. Specifically Product Analytics. Founder of www.keynoat.com - connecting fresh voices to platform creators.
A couple of years ago, I made a cartoon visualising the real marketing funnel.
Fast forward a few years and I thought it would be fun to do it again but this time visualise the conversion funnel.
As much as we would love it to be fairly straightforward, the reality is far more chaotic.
Fast forward a few years and I thought it would be fun to do it again but this time visualise the conversion funnel.
As much as we would love it to be fairly straightforward, the reality is far more chaotic.
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A couple of years ago, I made a cartoon visualising the real marketing funnel.
Fast forward a few years and I thought it would be fun to do it again but this time visualise the conversion funnel.
As much as we would love it to be fairly straightforward, the reality is far more chaotic.
Fast forward a few years and I thought it would be fun to do it again but this time visualise the conversion funnel.
As much as we would love it to be fairly straightforward, the reality is far more chaotic.
Parents - watch out for the newest rising slang term:
6-7 or 67.
I haven't figured out what it means yet, but it's growing fast in terms of adoption.
6-7 or 67.
I haven't figured out what it means yet, but it's growing fast in terms of adoption.
October 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Parents - watch out for the newest rising slang term:
6-7 or 67.
I haven't figured out what it means yet, but it's growing fast in terms of adoption.
6-7 or 67.
I haven't figured out what it means yet, but it's growing fast in terms of adoption.
Felt cute, might delete later.
October 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Felt cute, might delete later.
Me trying to give myself a pep talk before I have to present my analysis.
October 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Me trying to give myself a pep talk before I have to present my analysis.
10,015! I'm finally into the 5 figures club.
October 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
10,015! I'm finally into the 5 figures club.
For a short period I will be posting exclusively about #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK. Post 1 is a reminder that voting patterns in episode 1 do not reflect an expected even-ish non-skewed distribution of a group of people who've never met. Why does this happen? 1/2
#Bhavtalkstraitors
#Bhavtalkstraitors
October 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
For a short period I will be posting exclusively about #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK. Post 1 is a reminder that voting patterns in episode 1 do not reflect an expected even-ish non-skewed distribution of a group of people who've never met. Why does this happen? 1/2
#Bhavtalkstraitors
#Bhavtalkstraitors
I'm getting closer.
October 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm getting closer.
Don't analyse your data, data your analyse.
September 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Don't analyse your data, data your analyse.
Nothing like sitting in the garden next to a fire... shame the kids ruined the entire experience.
August 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Nothing like sitting in the garden next to a fire... shame the kids ruined the entire experience.
Its been a long year of training but I'm pleased with the progress so far :)
Same suit, different person.
Same suit, different person.
August 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Its been a long year of training but I'm pleased with the progress so far :)
Same suit, different person.
Same suit, different person.
August 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Me: Is there a reason you don't do your own analysis?
Stakeholders:
Stakeholders:
August 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Me: Is there a reason you don't do your own analysis?
Stakeholders:
Stakeholders:
Tom Fishburne just dropped his latest @marketoonist.bsky.social cartoon and I think it might be my favourite one ever!
May 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Tom Fishburne just dropped his latest @marketoonist.bsky.social cartoon and I think it might be my favourite one ever!
This might be one of the funniest jokes I've ever written.
May 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This might be one of the funniest jokes I've ever written.
I just passed the 9000 follower mark on Linkedin. Here's how I did it ----->
I sent 51,240 connection requests.
I sent 51,240 connection requests.
May 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I just passed the 9000 follower mark on Linkedin. Here's how I did it ----->
I sent 51,240 connection requests.
I sent 51,240 connection requests.
Pulling data and analysing data are two very different skillsets.
May 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Pulling data and analysing data are two very different skillsets.
I've recently been practising stoicism. It's offering a lot of answers to many of life's challenges, at least for me. I also just finished the everyday stoic which is an amazing book.
My big worry is that stoicism has been hijacked by bros and assholes like tate that it's getting a bad name.
My big worry is that stoicism has been hijacked by bros and assholes like tate that it's getting a bad name.
April 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I've recently been practising stoicism. It's offering a lot of answers to many of life's challenges, at least for me. I also just finished the everyday stoic which is an amazing book.
My big worry is that stoicism has been hijacked by bros and assholes like tate that it's getting a bad name.
My big worry is that stoicism has been hijacked by bros and assholes like tate that it's getting a bad name.
I love my alphasmart neo 2 so much that I just bulk purchased 5 more on ebay. Why? Because I plan to clean and sell them - I'm not sure if they're working. Fingers crossed.
March 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I love my alphasmart neo 2 so much that I just bulk purchased 5 more on ebay. Why? Because I plan to clean and sell them - I'm not sure if they're working. Fingers crossed.
Just had my first accusation of AI writing my work. I find it fascinating that arseholes who can’t write for themselves assume that everyone else can’t either. This was on my substack post.
March 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just had my first accusation of AI writing my work. I find it fascinating that arseholes who can’t write for themselves assume that everyone else can’t either. This was on my substack post.
Nice to see all my SEO effort for keynoat.com paying off. For anyone wondering what Keynoat is, it's a platform for speakers in the tech space to get discovered for events, podcasts, webinars. A portfolio of all speakers in Data, Product, Engineering etc... My mission is to get new voices heard.
March 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Nice to see all my SEO effort for keynoat.com paying off. For anyone wondering what Keynoat is, it's a platform for speakers in the tech space to get discovered for events, podcasts, webinars. A portfolio of all speakers in Data, Product, Engineering etc... My mission is to get new voices heard.
Me to my wife: You always hog the entire bed and I'm always sleeping on the edge.
Me when I'm travelling by myself for work:
Me when I'm travelling by myself for work:
February 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me to my wife: You always hog the entire bed and I'm always sleeping on the edge.
Me when I'm travelling by myself for work:
Me when I'm travelling by myself for work:
My next interview.
February 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My next interview.
This could be the biggest thing to happen in Tech since AI. It's probably bigger! Backstreet Boys just dropped their first single in what feels like forever!
#BackstreetsBack
#BackstreetsBack
February 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This could be the biggest thing to happen in Tech since AI. It's probably bigger! Backstreet Boys just dropped their first single in what feels like forever!
#BackstreetsBack
#BackstreetsBack
This is what was in the box. I finally got my hands on an Alphasmart Neo 2 :)
Of course the first written piece on it had to be a nod to The Simpsons.
Of course the first written piece on it had to be a nod to The Simpsons.
February 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is what was in the box. I finally got my hands on an Alphasmart Neo 2 :)
Of course the first written piece on it had to be a nod to The Simpsons.
Of course the first written piece on it had to be a nod to The Simpsons.
And the award for most excessive packaging goes to this ebay seller. I can't wait to show you all what's inside it.... Once I get to it.
February 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
And the award for most excessive packaging goes to this ebay seller. I can't wait to show you all what's inside it.... Once I get to it.