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Bill Fulton
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Criminal defense attorney who does stuff outdoors. #FlyEaglesFly 🦅
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“But if you put something in a park that looks like it’s meant to be climbed, it’s going to get climbed.”
After Teen’s Death, a Seattle Icon Confronts a New Label, Nuisance
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November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My gym is either ghetto or redneck because someone was using a gunlock on their locker. It is in fact both.
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Does Melanoma have an Onlyfans?
Asking for a friend.
November 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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AG Bondi, here’s that correction you requested.
October 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’m enjoying oatmeal with bananas and blueberries because I’m woke like that.

Go Birds 🦅🏈🦅
September 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Who’s staying up for the rest of the game tomorrow?
September 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It is extrajudicial and it is murder.
The Nobel Peace Prize committee is a tough grader. They may even require that a recipient commit no recent intentional murders.
Not sure this will impress the Nobel Peace Prize committee.
September 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sort of enjoyed the Spanish tutorial.
September 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Instagram influencer Adventorin goes viral after demonstrating how simple it is to climb over the U.S. Border Wall.
August 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
August 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
August 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Added ice cream to my protein shake. Don’t judge me.
August 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Local news you can lose.
August 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The Facebook algorithm is insane to suggest this.
July 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
We live in a suburban borough in the Appalachian piedmont under a deciduous forest canopy with some pine mixed in. It’s lush after summer rain.
July 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Obama Claps Back! 👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾
July 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
If you’re riding an E-bike to the pool to swim laps, you just don’t get it.
July 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Breaking: The Washington Commanders change their name to the Epstein Files.
July 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Find the lighting bug.
July 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
When the weather’s hot and sticky,

It’s no time to dip the dickie.

But when the frost is on the pumpkin,

Then it’s time for dickie dunkin!
🥵

Credit: Amish limerick from a fraternity brother raised on a dairy farm.
June 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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June 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Street fighting man.🎶
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The time is right for violent revolution.
Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department are calling this a warzone. One side is in military gear, with rifles, throwing flash bangs and tear gas.
June 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM