A friend was pregnant. 4 y.o. neighbor asks why she is getting big, and my friend explains that it's because there is a baby in her tummy. The girl counters with "but what about your arms?"

Yes I'm sure I can talk sense into this if I returned to twitter

You can tell well-off people that they are actually poor and they will believe you. This does not work in reverse.

The moral arc of the fuck around is long, but eventually it bends towards the find out.

and a good day to you, Van Epps

I've never been too bull-ish on this race but the fact they knew not to fly him in has fully converted me

The “vote the bums out” voter is great until you become the bum that has to appease them.

Suddenly thrown back to doorbelling a Republican leaning voter in 2006 a few weeks after the Mark Foley story broke, who angrily said she "will not vote for child molesters."

There was only one Ty Kelley

Interesting that they are back to saying Democratic Party instead of Democrat Party.

He, Walsh, and Shapiro have older audiences because they are the kids many Gen X/Boomers wish they had: kids who won't ever challenge them