I’m not saying don’t use airplane bathrooms, but if you do, I HIGHLY recommend you put your shoes back on. It’s REALLY gross in there!!!

Airport musings: Saw a family bicker about how they couldn’t find their flight gate. They were yelling at each other… they were looking at the Arrivals screen, not the departure screen.

Also, saw a nose picking kid on the escalator who looked like the child character that played Forrest Gump. 😂😂

I present to you, “The Reich Stuff”. I had a great idea that I used a little help from AI to carry out. I think it captures it perfectly. #trump

Storms were wild last night and we got to see an appearance from St. Elmo’s Fire!

When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. All of the pain is felt by others. Same thing happens when you're stupid.

Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.

Time to post this again

Consequences??? What???

Denver at 39,000 feet above the earth.

As a pilot, I’d appreciate you not shooting anything into the sky with the intent to shoot it down. Just because it’s in the sky and you don’t know what it is, doesn’t mean you should do something about it. Shooting into the air is dangerous for planes, as well as where the bullet lands.

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

I love this.

United 2000 feet above us, racing to Key West(they won, but we got to the gate first)

Phoenix and the Rockies. It’s like another world! Best office views in the world! #pilot #aviation

watching cabinet appointments get announced like

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.