Empress of Groovy
@beyondpaisley.bsky.social
Photographer, writer, embroidery-type person who plays with spices for a living. I have cats, you'll see. Woke AF. I post stupid shit so you don't have to. She/her.
I am obsessed with this stitch
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I am obsessed with this stitch
It's all in the reflexes.
a man with a bandage on his head is talking about jack burton
Alt: Jack Burton (played by Kurt Russell) in Big Trouble in Little China. Quote: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this? And, he's got a big smear of fire engine red lipstick on his mouth.
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November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's all in the reflexes.
Enjoy the clip of this acid trip piece of Christmas animation.
The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (TV Movie) Feature Clip
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Rewind
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November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Enjoy the clip of this acid trip piece of Christmas animation.
Reposted by Empress of Groovy
For Megyn…
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
For Megyn…
Oh lord I had blocked that Arnold Palmer thing from my mind...
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Oh lord I had blocked that Arnold Palmer thing from my mind...
He doesn't need outreach because he's been against the shutdown from the beginning. Now he's...what, upset?...because Schumer didn't call him to ask him to do exactly what we all knew he would do? GTFO.
This doesn't change that I think Schumer sucks too. But I don't get Fetterman being whiny here.
This doesn't change that I think Schumer sucks too. But I don't get Fetterman being whiny here.
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
He doesn't need outreach because he's been against the shutdown from the beginning. Now he's...what, upset?...because Schumer didn't call him to ask him to do exactly what we all knew he would do? GTFO.
This doesn't change that I think Schumer sucks too. But I don't get Fetterman being whiny here.
This doesn't change that I think Schumer sucks too. But I don't get Fetterman being whiny here.
John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness scared the shit out of me.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness scared the shit out of me.
Truth to power.
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Truth to power.
We just worked on a spicy pumpkin spice that's spiked with cayenne and hooo weeeeee is that good in chocolate.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
We just worked on a spicy pumpkin spice that's spiked with cayenne and hooo weeeeee is that good in chocolate.
I work for a spice company. This is correct.
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I work for a spice company. This is correct.
But it's a limited edition. What could be wrong? ;)
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
But it's a limited edition. What could be wrong? ;)
I forgot about her saying this. Years ago, I had a running joke with my friend in college about confusing gazpacho and gestapo, because we both thought that confusing these two subjects was ludicrous. Now I feel like I was seeing into the future and GOD I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I forgot about her saying this. Years ago, I had a running joke with my friend in college about confusing gazpacho and gestapo, because we both thought that confusing these two subjects was ludicrous. Now I feel like I was seeing into the future and GOD I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.
Woooo hoooooo. Right place, right time. That is glorious.
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Woooo hoooooo. Right place, right time. That is glorious.