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Empress of Groovy
@beyondpaisley.bsky.social
Photographer, writer, embroidery-type person who plays with spices for a living. I have cats, you'll see. Woke AF. I post stupid shit so you don't have to. She/her.
Canada Dry Ginger Ale bottle and Union National Bank (Lewisburg, PA, USA) branded antique mesh fly swatter. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekEforEponymous #centralPAliving #LewisburgPA #eastcoastkin #photography
February 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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MONSTERS INC. hits a little different in 2026.
February 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
One second a day, January 2026. #1SE #1secondeveryday
February 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
She was too good for this world. Godspeed, Catherine O'Hara. You will be missed.
Catherine O'Hara, 'Schitt’s Creek' Star and Comedy Legend, Dies at 71
Catherine O'Hara has died at the age of 71. O'Hara was known for her appearances in movies including 'Beetlejuice' and 'Home Alone', as well as her Emmy-winning role as Moira Rose on the TV sitcom 'Sc...
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January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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If you don't like being in crowded theaters, today is your lucky day.
January 30, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Behold some MF'ing AI slop.
"Always measure the dose with a spoon, without pouring into the eye."
"Add seasoning during the meal, not after dessert."
This is why we need actual people to do the job.
Condiments: using 2 a day is good for your health, say scientists
Two well-dosed condiments improve blood sugar and digestion, according to research. Find out how to incorporate them without changing your menu.
www.parisselectbook.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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It has become clear that this is one of the most powerful weapons we have.
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
January 27, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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“Why would you bring a gun to….” Is irrelevant under the second amendment
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Current sitch.
January 25, 2026 at 8:53 PM
This image is just. So. Amazing. Now I need to find some cool guys looking at a thing in a bag.
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Meet Existential Crisis Duck. He sits on my desk at work. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekCforCloseUp
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Making carrot risotto today with honey peri peri sauce. I do love my job.
January 21, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Holy moly. I may never have to buy embroidery floss again. #inheritedstash
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Secret Service visits mom who posted she wants trials for Trump officials: door cam
Secret Service visits mom who posted she wants trials for Trump officials: door cam
Nebraska mom Jamie Bonkiewicz filmed her interaction with Secret Service agents who came to her door because of a tweet. "The Secret Service came to my door today because of a tweet. No threats. No violence. Just words. That’s where we are now," she wrote on X in a thread about the ordeal. "For anyone doubting me. Here they are," Bonkiewicz said, posting a photo of a local police officer and the federal agent as she stood with her screen door open. She was asked about the comments she made online, and she made it clear, "I want to see their trials." He then asked if she goes to protests, which she refused to answer. "Why do you want to know that?" Bonkiewicz asked. "I'm just curious," he responded. "For certain questionnaires, we have to ask." He asked if there were weapons in the house and she said there were not. Bonkiewicz was also asked if she "traveled to any Democratic functions or rallies." "I just answered you," she said about the question he'd previously asked. "Anything else you want to tell me? Any statements at all?" the agent asked. Her husband, who was filming the incident, asked what is considered crossing the line on social media. "Something like this, a veiled threat," he said, shrugging. "Is it a threatening nature? Now that I know you didn't mean anything by it, it's basically a non-issue." He asked her again what she meant by the comment, and she made it clear she was talking about officials having Nuremberg-style tribunals for those who enabled unlawful behavior.Here’s video pic.twitter.com/BjcxivP634 — Jamie Bonkiewicz (@JamieBonkiewicz) January 17, 2026
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January 17, 2026 at 1:49 PM
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
This may have broken my brain a little, but i'm not mad about it.
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
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January 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Our commander in chief has very thin skin 🙄
Makes you wonder what he really thinks about the American people 🧐
See video below…..
youtube.com/shorts/V6DIj...
Trump appears to mouth “f—k you” and flip off plant worker who calls him “pedo protector”
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
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January 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Don't ask me what specific kind of dahlia this is, I have no idea. It was in my bestie's garden and it blew me away. #dahlia #bloomscrolling #eastcoastkin #photography #flower
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Happy New Year one and all! 🥂🥳🍻

Wishing everyone a fantastic 2026 🖤🤍🖤
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 PM