Sparky Slanderson
@beyonder313.bsky.social
A refugee from Twitter who drinks and knows things, proudly 🇲🇽313
R.I.P. Mr. Tagawa, he was in a gang of movies but for so many like me he'll forever be remembered as El Japo in American Me
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
R.I.P. Mr. Tagawa, he was in a gang of movies but for so many like me he'll forever be remembered as El Japo in American Me
Wait a minute, was Viola Davis Buffie the Body back in the day 🤔
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Wait a minute, was Viola Davis Buffie the Body back in the day 🤔
R.I.P. Elden Campbell
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
R.I.P. Elden Campbell
Denying your child an awesome experience w/their father because he can't/won't take the other kids that aren't biologically his is foul. It don't matter that he once was their step-dad, he ain't no more. Yeah it's complicated and unfair but that's life. Tell them the truth, they'll get it over it
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Denying your child an awesome experience w/their father because he can't/won't take the other kids that aren't biologically his is foul. It don't matter that he once was their step-dad, he ain't no more. Yeah it's complicated and unfair but that's life. Tell them the truth, they'll get it over it
Brad Holmes isn't above criticism but anyone clamoring for the firing of Brad Holmes is NUTS. We've had nothing but incompetence running this franchise for DECADES and our turnaround from laughing stock of the league to a serious contender is in large part due to Holmes so dead this convo ASAP
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Brad Holmes isn't above criticism but anyone clamoring for the firing of Brad Holmes is NUTS. We've had nothing but incompetence running this franchise for DECADES and our turnaround from laughing stock of the league to a serious contender is in large part due to Holmes so dead this convo ASAP
This would absolutely be perfect casting
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This would absolutely be perfect casting
Over Cade oh the drug testing protocol over at ESPN is non-existent
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Over Cade oh the drug testing protocol over at ESPN is non-existent
Okay I'm depressed again. Just when I thought we caught a break,NOPE.
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Okay I'm depressed again. Just when I thought we caught a break,NOPE.
OKAY I’M DRINKING NOW
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
OKAY I’M DRINKING NOW
December 12th can’t get here soon enough, Nas and Preemo is finally coming
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
December 12th can’t get here soon enough, Nas and Preemo is finally coming
the Indians saved the Pilgrim
And in return the Pilgrim killed 'em
They call it it Thanksgiving, I call your holiday Hell-day
And in return the Pilgrim killed 'em
They call it it Thanksgiving, I call your holiday Hell-day
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
the Indians saved the Pilgrim
And in return the Pilgrim killed 'em
They call it it Thanksgiving, I call your holiday Hell-day
And in return the Pilgrim killed 'em
They call it it Thanksgiving, I call your holiday Hell-day
Jahmyr Gibbs is in some rarefied company when you can keep pace with any of Barry's achievement.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Jahmyr Gibbs is in some rarefied company when you can keep pace with any of Barry's achievement.
Don't think this Pistons squad winning 13 in a row matching the others teams in franchise history means this year's team will also go on to win the title. I'm still impressed because a good chuck of these guys were on the roster when we lost 28 straight games 2 seasons ago so salute to their growth
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Don't think this Pistons squad winning 13 in a row matching the others teams in franchise history means this year's team will also go on to win the title. I'm still impressed because a good chuck of these guys were on the roster when we lost 28 straight games 2 seasons ago so salute to their growth
Pistons basketball looks beautiful this season
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Pistons basketball looks beautiful this season
The influence of Larry David, oh the industrious Susan 😂
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The influence of Larry David, oh the industrious Susan 😂
I think this perfectly captures Twitter turning on that feature that allows you discover a users location of origin. Folks spent too much time arguing with bots, trolls and grifters when the overwhelming majority of them weren’t real people from America but rather rage baiting instigators from afar.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think this perfectly captures Twitter turning on that feature that allows you discover a users location of origin. Folks spent too much time arguing with bots, trolls and grifters when the overwhelming majority of them weren’t real people from America but rather rage baiting instigators from afar.
In the end we’ll definitely spend less time having sex than we think but it’s not some perk like an office pizza party for hitting your metrics for the month. Sexual compatibility and reasonable frequency are vital to maintaining a healthy relationship along w/finding someone whose company you enjoy
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
In the end we’ll definitely spend less time having sex than we think but it’s not some perk like an office pizza party for hitting your metrics for the month. Sexual compatibility and reasonable frequency are vital to maintaining a healthy relationship along w/finding someone whose company you enjoy
RFK Jr out here sexting like a dirty pilgrim 😂 “You’re mouth open awaiting my harvest “
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
RFK Jr out here sexting like a dirty pilgrim 😂 “You’re mouth open awaiting my harvest “
Danny Ainge isn't in the business of making deals, he's in the fleecing business and the Pistons better not be the next mark to fall victim to his efforts
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Danny Ainge isn't in the business of making deals, he's in the fleecing business and the Pistons better not be the next mark to fall victim to his efforts
Gilbert Arenas is a clown so fuck anything his dumb ass has to say
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Gilbert Arenas is a clown so fuck anything his dumb ass has to say
They flaming his ass😂😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
They flaming his ass😂😂😂
See how mad he gets when she points out that he wifed up the exact kind of woman he spends all day telling his audience to avoid😂 I swear these guys love getting loud with women which is why you rarely see them engaging with men who disagree with them in person
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
See how mad he gets when she points out that he wifed up the exact kind of woman he spends all day telling his audience to avoid😂 I swear these guys love getting loud with women which is why you rarely see them engaging with men who disagree with them in person
Pistons win 8th game in a row, no Cunningham, no Ausar, no Tobias, no Duren….no problem
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Pistons win 8th game in a row, no Cunningham, no Ausar, no Tobias, no Duren….no problem
You’d have to incentivize us to take on Anthony Davis at this point in his career FOH, ain’t giving up no assets to get him and ain’t interested in Kyrie Irving either
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You’d have to incentivize us to take on Anthony Davis at this point in his career FOH, ain’t giving up no assets to get him and ain’t interested in Kyrie Irving either