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Sparky Slanderson
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A refugee from Twitter who drinks and knows things, proudly 🇲🇽313
PLEASE NO
Here is the play in which Giannis Antetokounmpo was injured.

The #Bucks are calling it a right calf strain.
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
If her religious convictions were so strong why didn’t she attend a religious university instead of some secular woke indoctrination center or do as the men on her side of the aisle constantly suggest and stay home and find a man to serve
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
A defendants age and medically history suddenly comes into play, I’ve seen this mafia defense strategy before
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Wait a minute, was Viola Davis Buffie the Body back in the day 🤔
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I know this centered around power but I'll never get it. The internet is free and there is a never ending supply of content whatever your preference or kink is. There's even scripted consensual content that's done in the style of non-consensual if that's your thing, stop being criminally weird
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The rumored haul being suggested for the Pistons to acquire Lauri from Utah is too rich for him but it's a price I'd happily pay for Giannis. Cade, Giannis and Duren would run the East for years and bring another title to Detroit
Shams:

"I'm told Giannis has been frustrated over the recent losing...and also a sense of tension around the locker room about what this means for Giannis. I had one source even tell me and describe the situation as the writing on the wall"
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Statements from the Pistons and Elden Campbell’s family on his passing.

“A proud member of our 2004 NBA Championship team, Elden patrolled the paint with strength and skill, playing an important role during one of the most memorable chapters in franchise history.”
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Chris Paul's style rubbed people wrong
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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we actually life in hell
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
R.I.P. Elden Campbell
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Elden Campbell was an underrated player during hid career, very reliable and a solid contributor off the bench for us in '04 when the Pistons won the title www.nbclosangeles.com/news/sports/...
Former Laker and NBA Champion, who played with Shaq and Kobe, dies at age 57
Elden Campbell, the gentle giant who grew up in Inglewood dreaming of Lakers gold before carving out a 15-year career of quiet excellence, has died at the age of 57.
www.nbclosangeles.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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The youngin’s will never know how we lived!! Photo shared by my friend Jim Acho
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
We'll call you when it's time to hang up your jersey in the rafters but for now Chris Paul you have to leave
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
In shape outta shape, don’t matter cause Zion is a steady medical DNP
Williamson returned Nov. 19 after missing just over two weeks with a hamstring injury, playing in five of the Pelicans’ past seven games before sustaining this adductor strain -- which will sideline him for a much longer period.
New Orleans Pelicans star Zion Williamson will miss extended time with a right adductor injury, sources tell ESPN. He will be re-evaluated in three weeks.
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The Comatose Don can't even stay awake for the ass kissing 😂
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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The Kia NBA Players of the Month for October/November!

West: Nikola Jokić (Nuggets)
East: Cade Cunningham (Pistons)
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Denying your child an awesome experience w/their father because he can't/won't take the other kids that aren't biologically his is foul. It don't matter that he once was their step-dad, he ain't no more. Yeah it's complicated and unfair but that's life. Tell them the truth, they'll get it over it
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Brad Holmes isn't above criticism but anyone clamoring for the firing of Brad Holmes is NUTS. We've had nothing but incompetence running this franchise for DECADES and our turnaround from laughing stock of the league to a serious contender is in large part due to Holmes so dead this convo ASAP
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If your grandpa dropped 160 late night posts on social media, the family group chat would be trying to find a volunteer to do a wellness check www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Launches Into Massive, Unhinged Late Night Posting Spree
The president made over 160 posts and reshares in just a matter of hours including one "WILD" claim from far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.
www.huffpost.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I get that cruelty is the point with these folks but DAMN
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This would absolutely be perfect casting
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Instead of capitulating to his corruption, one company is standing up against his madness
Costco Wholesale has filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration, asking the Court of International Trade to consider all tariffs collected under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act unlawful.
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
The wholesaler is the latest company to file a lawsuit against a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.
nbcnews.to
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Okay my optimism about this season is nearing it's end and part of me says fuck it and let's call this season a step nack and let's focus on the draff. Sorry the old doom and gloom with this franchise is hard to break www.si.com/nfl/lions-cb...
Lions CB Terrion Arnold to Miss Rest of 2025 Season With Shoulder Injury
Arnold suffered a shoulder injury on Thanksgiving against the Packers.
www.si.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hope he's good beyond what he provides for us on the field www.si.com/nfl/lions/on...
'God Help Me': Lions Safety Deletes X Account, IG Photos
Detroit Lions safety Kerby Joseph has made a decision regarding his status on social media.
www.si.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM