“If you choose the werewolf, you get a boyfriend AND a pet”
-my mom watching the Twilight saga for the first time

“If you choose the werewolf, you get a boyfriend AND a pet”
-my mom watching the Twilight saga for the first time

What’s with all the feet washing in the Bible? Buncha freaks

this piece is connecting the continental dots of history that many of us may already know but it focuses and sharpens the history in a way that helps cut through the noise and chaos blunting the ability to build consensus in our contemporary age

We only have 5 hours left to get sucked up into heaven

I wrote down rapture on today’s schedule, so … we’ll see? 🤷‍♀️

If this isn’t the vibe I’m not coming

I wasn’t made to be a corporate girly. I was made to be a kitchen witch healing and helping the town with my magic infused treats 🥺

If this isn’t the vibe I’m not coming

Me when I killed what I thought was a cockroach only to realize too late that it was a water beetle

I wasn’t made to be a corporate girly. I was made to be a kitchen witch healing and helping the town with my magic infused treats 🥺

“I’m sorry, I have plans”

My plans: watching, in amazement, the clip of Aaron Tveit singing El Tango Roxanne loop on TikTok

Breaking News: Pom Pom Purin was arrested today for indecent exposure

(Photographer unknown)

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