I've had a chest infection for a week & thus have hardly slept so I'm going a hit loopy. Plus side, doing my grocery order while sleep deprived & feverish has resulted in the delivery of many ice creams. Also an enormous box of Shreddies, which was quite the surprise.

I had a dream about napping last night. What stage of adulthood is this?

When I was about 5 years old my brother (age 3) & I used to build a sort of pillow fort & pretend we were working in a pharmacy called "Chineforts". Neither of us have the faintest idea why.

Anyway, I still think about it sometimes. Good old Chineforts. For all your imaginary pharmaceutical needs.

Hold on to your cardigans folks, I've arrived.

HAVING KIDS
• expensive & boring
• they will live with you for 18 years

BEFRIENDING A CROW
• cheap & exciting
• they will bring you gifts
• there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you