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Betty Stinkin Crocker
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Mom, Dog lover, 💙💙💙. Never theorize before you have data. Invariably, you end up twisting facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
What does toddlers and Trump have in common? Double knots!
July 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Ollie's impression of a cat.
June 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
John Elway is a murderer. Who didn’t see his drinking leading to this?
May 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Shador Sanders dropping with every pick. Can you say: Toxic? #nfldraft
April 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The good news is that tomorrow the clock in my car will be correct again
March 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
@governorwalz.mn.gov You made the offer and we, the people of Thornton, Colorado would very much like you to come. Representative Gabe Evans refuses to engage with constituents and has removed contact information from his website.
March 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Reposted by Betty Stinkin Crocker
💙 if you stand with UKRAINE? 🇺🇦
a blue and yellow heart with the words we stand with ukraine written on it
ALT: a blue and yellow heart with the words we stand with ukraine written on it
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Just doing my part
February 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I think we can all agree the only reason the Chiefs are at the SB is bc of the refs all season long
February 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ruined a country and a football team in less than a month
Two rapists in one picture!

#SuperBowlLIX
February 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
February 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A real leader doesn’t blame past presidents for his own mistakes. He owns his shortcomings. The orange baboon will never measure up to his predecessors.
Thank you for setting the record straight Pete!

I don't think that the felon will EVER, EVER, EVER show actual leadership!
January 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Meta trying hard to control the universe. The first pic from like 4 am, second pic 830 pm.
January 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
January 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Who else got automatic followings to these two bozos?
January 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Made bread, ate soup, did laundry and let hubby watch Bobby Flay all day. Not giving a moment to the bride of #ApartheidClyde
January 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
What kind of bonus does Clay Martin get from the Chiefs for all of these bogus calls?
January 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This might just win the internet today
Hello, 911? I'd like to report a murder.
How can someone married to Melania be afraid of frostbite?
January 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ollie at the vet for his annual check up/vaccinations
January 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM