Betty Cocker
@bettycockerqueen.bsky.social
Only a spinster buys her own Kitchenaid
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Only a spinster buys her own Kitchenaid
No porn on the internet?? What’s next, sober line cooks??
September 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
No porn on the internet?? What’s next, sober line cooks??
No matter how old you are when you start HRT, you’ll have the creeping thoughts of “man I wish I would’ve done this sooner, I would have been so much happier” but I wouldn’t be who I am now
September 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
No matter how old you are when you start HRT, you’ll have the creeping thoughts of “man I wish I would’ve done this sooner, I would have been so much happier” but I wouldn’t be who I am now
I was just so scared cause I thought my boobs were shrinking, but in fact my biceps have just gotten bigger
July 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I was just so scared cause I thought my boobs were shrinking, but in fact my biceps have just gotten bigger
Oh you think just cause you made this mire moisty you can loot this lake?
July 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh you think just cause you made this mire moisty you can loot this lake?
How are you a girl now and STILL using a 3in1 shampoo, conditioner, and body wash
July 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
How are you a girl now and STILL using a 3in1 shampoo, conditioner, and body wash
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nyan/11 - never forget 😿
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
nyan/11 - never forget 😿
Knotting in the train station?
April 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Knotting in the train station?
Happy Wednesday
March 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Happy Wednesday
Cat and a dog in a hot car with the windows up and our favorite music is NOT playing 😭
March 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Cat and a dog in a hot car with the windows up and our favorite music is NOT playing 😭
Listening to jenuine opinion on the back porch call that sipping a Jen and Tana
March 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Listening to jenuine opinion on the back porch call that sipping a Jen and Tana
Dyke at the bar in a cutoff muscle tee saying “Cunting Season”
March 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Dyke at the bar in a cutoff muscle tee saying “Cunting Season”
Have you gotten your Ides of March C-section yet?
March 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Have you gotten your Ides of March C-section yet?
Mashing my shit crazy style
March 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Mashing my shit crazy style
Watch out for the furry baker, she’ll get you with her dough knot
March 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Watch out for the furry baker, she’ll get you with her dough knot
Gonna be gooning in Appalachia
March 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Gonna be gooning in Appalachia
Turned my girlfriend into a pro Fortnite gamer like me
February 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Turned my girlfriend into a pro Fortnite gamer like me
Oh no, Madonna turned her to stone :(
February 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh no, Madonna turned her to stone :(
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I’m not saying she’s unoriginal, but if she were an industrial adhesive she’d be B-7000.
February 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’m not saying she’s unoriginal, but if she were an industrial adhesive she’d be B-7000.
Hi 👋 hello 👋 we’re having weather
February 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hi 👋 hello 👋 we’re having weather
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New show alert!!
Come check out my new show and our Valentines Gay cast!! Can’t wait to see you Sunday, Feb/23rd at Shippingport Brewery!
Come check out my new show and our Valentines Gay cast!! Can’t wait to see you Sunday, Feb/23rd at Shippingport Brewery!
February 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
New show alert!!
Come check out my new show and our Valentines Gay cast!! Can’t wait to see you Sunday, Feb/23rd at Shippingport Brewery!
Come check out my new show and our Valentines Gay cast!! Can’t wait to see you Sunday, Feb/23rd at Shippingport Brewery!
Sometimes you need a good rot day
February 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Sometimes you need a good rot day
Just a girl and her collection of rags and side towels stolen from every restaurant job
February 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just a girl and her collection of rags and side towels stolen from every restaurant job
In the bay windows straight jorking it
February 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
In the bay windows straight jorking it
There sure are a lot of dead birds in this mine
February 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
There sure are a lot of dead birds in this mine