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pizzaman
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"writer" and pizza advocate
Big Kyle Larson guy but this rules.
May 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
hey congrats will u sign my book
May 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Win it for the transplants who miss home. Win it for the people who work with a Chiefs fan, not looking forward to Monday. Win it for the people who don’t know football but love it when everyone’s happy. Win it for the diehard who has nothing else. Win it for you.
January 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The commercial should really be:

“You have four Netflix accounts. How? Are you fuckin dense?”
January 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Bought a new filter for my vacuum and it has a new lease of life. Adult stuff getting it done.
January 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Go Bills!
December 2, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Dan Soder calls them “hair tits” and it kills me every time.
November 29, 2024 at 4:31 PM