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26 | RJ | I'm both the killer and the final girl


Sou alérgica a heterossexualidade favor me poupar obrigada
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google 2012: here's how to make tacos

google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME

google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin
October 8, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry

(photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
October 8, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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O capacetinho 🤏🥰
October 8, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Passou uma semana na casa da vó
October 8, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Conforme você vai lendo, a placa vai atingindo um ápice inacreditável.
October 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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i think they should make more musicals out of nerd properties beloved by men who i personally find irritating to make them mad. i am an accelerationist for this. make a musical of the punisher
October 8, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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Read an interview today with a music producer who said "Apologies for all this nerdy detail but [one of the most fascinating accounts of how a record was put together I've ever read]"

Never apologise for going into nerdy detail. The ones who DON'T go into nerdy detail should apologise.
October 7, 2024 at 8:50 PM
mto ruim fazer exercício na tpm mané parece que eu tô 3x mais fraca
October 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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obrigada governo lula por acabar com todos os sertanejos do mundo
🚨 MEU DEUS! 6 pessoas, incluindo um adolescente de 17 anos, foram encontradas na mansão de 60 milhões de Leonardo em condições degradantes em que se configura ESCRAVIDÃO contemporânea, de acordo com o Ministério do Brasil.
October 7, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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eu tenho sim um pouco de saudades de quando o grande mal a ser combatido era José Serra 45
October 7, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Lasanha se assustou comigo fazendo barulho e Olha levantou pra dar lambidinha nele e mostrar que tá tudo bem 😭😭😭😭😭🤏🤏🤏🤏
October 7, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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October 6, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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queria:
-romance
-show do my chemical romance
-mais androginia
-500.000 no pix agr

será q é pedir muito 💔
October 7, 2024 at 5:31 AM
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o cara tem um anti WOKE na folha de projeto de lei esse país é inacreditável
MEU DEUS! Esses são os projetos de lei de Lucas Pavanato, o vereador mais votado de São Paulo. 💀
October 7, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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October 6, 2024 at 10:01 PM
quero trabalhaaaaaar mas não aparece projetooooo infernooooooo
October 7, 2024 at 12:02 PM
a importação de pauta americana é uma coisa impressionante né
Esse foi o vereador mais votado de São Paulo...
October 7, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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is he TOO silly?
October 6, 2024 at 12:22 AM
parece que meu cérebro me permitiu dormir a noite inteira por exatamente 3 dias zzzzzzzzzz
October 7, 2024 at 5:57 AM
achei um picrew perfeito pra mim sou literalmente eu incrível
October 6, 2024 at 11:15 PM
BOULOS EM SEGUNDOOOO LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
October 6, 2024 at 10:02 PM
🥺🤏
October 6, 2024 at 9:38 PM