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Greta Garbo Pies and Bette Davis Fries
Email me about the crimes against children that we did together and be sure to schedule your next event. PedoJeffEpstein@gmail.com

I can't believe how much crime was done through gmail of all things...
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Almost game time
October 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
These beautiful dumb Pukekos live near me in Auckland, @vicmmic.bsky.social. They are the almost cartoony and I have no idea how they survive given the level of intelligence and reluctance to fly away from danger.
August 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
@jaysonst.bsky.social I'm sure this has come up but it's crazy that the "modern" iron-man clearly HOF pitcher Max Scherzer has as many career CG as Randy Johnson had in his age 35 season. I like the NL DH, I love the pitch clock. I will never forgive baseball for basically eliminating the CG.
June 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I have no problem not listening to The Temptations, which is weird.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I'm flying from Auckland to Amsterdam -24 hours in a plane. Keep falling asleep listening to old episodes of @cbbworld.bsky.social which is giving me crazy fever dreams. I love it
December 12, 2024 at 1:19 AM