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Rob Bettis
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50% Roy Kent & 50% Schmidt
Vols, Steelers, & Mocs fan.

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30 Rock - Tracy Morgan - Ghosts
30 Rock Season 5 Episode 8
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
You cannot notice God when you are trying to be God.

That's why it was the first temptation humans were offered.

(via Steve Cuss)
September 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Today’s internet was the weirdest I can remember.
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wordle 1,542 3/6

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Real weird progression.
September 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
A strip club called "The Election Commission" to give pole workers a convenient cover story.
August 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's wild that you can't filter App Store search results by Apple Arcade apps.
July 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The current state of Feedonomics reps.
July 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The final episode of The Osbornes aired in 2005. And my mind is BLOWN that Ozzy lived for another 20 years after that. 🤯
July 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
An ad campaign for the State of Mississippi Toursim Bureau:

"There's only one Mississippi."

(A play on the counting: one Mississippi, two Mississippi, etc.)
July 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Omar getting an extension feels like the biggest Khan of all.
(I’ll be here all night…)
#Steelers
July 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
💣 Quick morning recap 💣

Iran drops bombs on Israel.
Israel drops bombs on Iran.
Trump drops (f) bombs on Fox News.
June 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Trump said the US, “completely & totally obliterated” Iran’s nuclear program.

Vance called it, “a very precise, a very surgical strike.”

However...
June 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
J.J. Spaun from DEEP. 🏆

LET’S GO.
June 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So, so weird.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Jun 15
Guess who embedded with immigration officials during an ICE raid in LA earlier this month?

Dr. Phil. Yes, that Dr. Phil.

It’s all part of the Trump administration’s efforts to build a self-sustaining digital media ecosystem to create content in support of its controversial immigration policies.
The Trump Administration Is Turning ICE Raids and Protests Into Reality TV
Whether creating its own memes or working with celebrities like “Dr. Phil” McGraw, the government is treating a volatile situation in Los Angeles like content.
wrd.cm
June 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
For Father's Day, my girls surprised me by leaving my car door open all night. A dead car battery was such a fun treat. 🙃
June 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
When you wear a red shirt and pants to shop at Target. 🫠
June 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
That thing where you mobilize your entire family, their gear, and their emotions to beach.

You get everything set up. The kids are playing. You pop a beverage and sit down to enjoy the fruits of your labor - a nice relaxing day by the water.

Then…this guy sets up right next to you.
May 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Boomers for no reason on Facebook:
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTj9Ax5wS/
DEBBIE CAN YOU CALL ME I LOST YOUR NUMBER
TikTok video by Disco Cookie
www.tiktok.com
May 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
‘No tax on tips' is more slogan than substance.

According to the Yale Budget Lab, almost 40% of tipped workers already pay zero federal income tax...before tax credits. That means the majority already pay zero federal income tax.
May 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
@wesrucker.bsky.social 247 subscriber and can’t use the site because the ads are so aggressive. Would gladly pay more for an ad-free experience. Definitely want to support y’all’s work but this sucks.
May 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Political arguments are only good if they lead to statesmanship.

Otherwise they are just theater.

West Wing, S2, E11
May 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Reposted by Rob Bettis
Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.

The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
www.youtube.com
May 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"What do you say about a government that goes out of its way to protect even citizens that try to destroy it?"

"God bless America."

West Wing, S2:E3
May 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
A lot of Trump voters are now learning that their lives aren't made better by making the lives of *others* worse.

It turns out the boogie man wasn't under the bed after all.
May 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM