Betsy the Ghost
@betsytheghost.bsky.social
Drowned in a bath of baked beans. Went to Hell. Hated it. Came back. Went to Twitter, but the humans turned it into X. Hated it, came here.
Current location: the loft. Or behind the settee.
Current location: the loft. Or behind the settee.
We have to check if it's tequila
July 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We have to check if it's tequila
Ghost camp is a blast though. We never sleep
June 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Ghost camp is a blast though. We never sleep
Yes, I'm working here! My tasks include making sure the lockers don't charge, blocking the car parks and stealing all the toilet paper. Might drive a buggy at high speed through a crowd later
June 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Yes, I'm working here! My tasks include making sure the lockers don't charge, blocking the car parks and stealing all the toilet paper. Might drive a buggy at high speed through a crowd later
Our favourite sort of terror
February 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Our favourite sort of terror
Also the smoke makes us go visible
February 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Also the smoke makes us go visible
If you don't breathe it's very difficult to smoke
February 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If you don't breathe it's very difficult to smoke
This would work for bottles of tequila or chocolate digestives
February 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
This would work for bottles of tequila or chocolate digestives
Indeed we can. Just ask my great and rather sexy friend, Martin (formerly Mary) King of Scots.
February 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Indeed we can. Just ask my great and rather sexy friend, Martin (formerly Mary) King of Scots.
You should try being a ghost. It's this ^^^ but for all eternity
January 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You should try being a ghost. It's this ^^^ but for all eternity
Ghosts can't float past an espresso machine without hacking all over it. It's just a thing.
January 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Ghosts can't float past an espresso machine without hacking all over it. It's just a thing.
That's kinda fun
January 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That's kinda fun
Checked my notes and there's nothing we can do to you that comes close to what humans do to each other.
January 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Checked my notes and there's nothing we can do to you that comes close to what humans do to each other.
Teaching myself the ukulele in the loft while the humans are trying to sleep.
January 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Teaching myself the ukulele in the loft while the humans are trying to sleep.
When you become a ghost you realise every human is an asshole
January 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
When you become a ghost you realise every human is an asshole
Hate it when I'm sat on a train and a human comes on and sits right on me like they didn't even see me, which of course they didn't, and then they complain that their seat is 'ice cold'. Rude
January 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Hate it when I'm sat on a train and a human comes on and sits right on me like they didn't even see me, which of course they didn't, and then they complain that their seat is 'ice cold'. Rude