Betsy the Ghost
@betsytheghost.bsky.social
Drowned in a bath of baked beans. Went to Hell. Hated it. Came back. Went to Twitter, but the humans turned it into X. Hated it, came here.
Current location: the loft. Or behind the settee.
Current location: the loft. Or behind the settee.
Pinned
The Humans hate it when I EVP through their TV and do a live commentary on their favourite shows
October 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Humans hate it when I EVP through their TV and do a live commentary on their favourite shows
Most ghosts are either annoying teetotalers or high-functioning alcoholics. There is no middle ground.
February 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Most ghosts are either annoying teetotalers or high-functioning alcoholics. There is no middle ground.
How do ghosts eat apples? Ghosts do not eat apples. That wasn't a joke. We just don't need vitamins
February 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
How do ghosts eat apples? Ghosts do not eat apples. That wasn't a joke. We just don't need vitamins
Hehe the Human Man is complaining his boots are too tight but actually I spent yesterday prepping and identical *but slightly smaller* pair of boots, complete with scuffs and mud. Humans think haunting is easy but I work damn hard at this!
February 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Hehe the Human Man is complaining his boots are too tight but actually I spent yesterday prepping and identical *but slightly smaller* pair of boots, complete with scuffs and mud. Humans think haunting is easy but I work damn hard at this!
Stoked for this. Hope the humans got a ticket too cos I need a lift. #nineinchnails @nine
January 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Stoked for this. Hope the humans got a ticket too cos I need a lift. #nineinchnails @nine
Fun Fact: there are no Nazi ghosts. There are a few spirits around who were Nazis when they were human, but after death the other ghosts kicked that shit out of them.
January 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Fun Fact: there are no Nazi ghosts. There are a few spirits around who were Nazis when they were human, but after death the other ghosts kicked that shit out of them.
You humans are always sooo scared of ghosts but the real monsters are you.
January 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You humans are always sooo scared of ghosts but the real monsters are you.
Henceforth, the body of water currently known as the English Channel will be renamed The Spooky Sea. The Ghost Community will not be taking questions.
January 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Henceforth, the body of water currently known as the English Channel will be renamed The Spooky Sea. The Ghost Community will not be taking questions.
Dead inside. And outside! It's quite liberating.
January 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Dead inside. And outside! It's quite liberating.
Trans women ghosts are women ghosts 🏳️⚧️
January 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Trans women ghosts are women ghosts 🏳️⚧️
The Human Girl gets me
January 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The Human Girl gets me
A lazy Sunday at the cemetery. There wasn't a lot of haunting to do in the snow so we gathered in the cafeteria and haunted choc-ices.
January 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A lazy Sunday at the cemetery. There wasn't a lot of haunting to do in the snow so we gathered in the cafeteria and haunted choc-ices.
New Year New Me, and by New Me I mean Exactly The Same Old Me.
January 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
New Year New Me, and by New Me I mean Exactly The Same Old Me.
Suggesting some New Year resolutions for my Humans. They don't seem as grateful as I expected. F*** 'em.
January 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Suggesting some New Year resolutions for my Humans. They don't seem as grateful as I expected. F*** 'em.
At this time of year, spare a thought for the ghosts who are floating around abandoned houses with no Humans to haunt. The lucky bastards. My Humans are running me ragged. 'Do Christmas Yet to Come again!' Etc
December 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
At this time of year, spare a thought for the ghosts who are floating around abandoned houses with no Humans to haunt. The lucky bastards. My Humans are running me ragged. 'Do Christmas Yet to Come again!' Etc
Opinion is divided on whether it's necessary for a ghost to go to the toilet to poop. My Humans say it is, I say it isn't. In other news, I am in disgrace and have been sent to the shed.
December 19, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Opinion is divided on whether it's necessary for a ghost to go to the toilet to poop. My Humans say it is, I say it isn't. In other news, I am in disgrace and have been sent to the shed.
The chances of my Humans being stabbed by a ghost are low, but never zero. They should bear that in mind.
December 11, 2024 at 7:34 AM
The chances of my Humans being stabbed by a ghost are low, but never zero. They should bear that in mind.
Humans think they're funny but they're really not.
December 8, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Humans think they're funny but they're really not.
Got terrible diarrhoea. Sprayed the Human's toilet, sink, shower, floor, walls and quite a bit of the ceiling with fizzy gravy. To relieve the tension I wrote in slimy poop on the bathroom mirror: 'Sorry I thought it was just a fart'.
December 8, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Got terrible diarrhoea. Sprayed the Human's toilet, sink, shower, floor, walls and quite a bit of the ceiling with fizzy gravy. To relieve the tension I wrote in slimy poop on the bathroom mirror: 'Sorry I thought it was just a fart'.
Fell into the smoothie maker and now there's 500 tiny Betsys floating round the house. Back when I've gathered myself up.
December 8, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Fell into the smoothie maker and now there's 500 tiny Betsys floating round the house. Back when I've gathered myself up.
I should get a job as a ghost writer! Hahaha I kill myself. Again.
December 7, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I should get a job as a ghost writer! Hahaha I kill myself. Again.
Ghost Hunters... your chances of seeing a ghost increase massively if you bring snacks. No onion ring though.
December 7, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Ghost Hunters... your chances of seeing a ghost increase massively if you bring snacks. No onion ring though.
You don't have to hunt ghosts, you can just call us.
December 7, 2024 at 8:11 AM
You don't have to hunt ghosts, you can just call us.