Bethany Clift
@bethwritesstuff.bsky.social
(she/her) Screenwriter and author of Last One At The Party and Love & Other Human Errors. Lover of five word titles 😊
Watching 1923...
Me: Harrison Ford is still a good looking fella...
Husband: Even at 150-years-old
Me: 😳
Husband: What?! He's that old now isn't he??
Me: Harrison Ford is still a good looking fella...
Husband: Even at 150-years-old
Me: 😳
Husband: What?! He's that old now isn't he??
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Watching 1923...
Me: Harrison Ford is still a good looking fella...
Husband: Even at 150-years-old
Me: 😳
Husband: What?! He's that old now isn't he??
Me: Harrison Ford is still a good looking fella...
Husband: Even at 150-years-old
Me: 😳
Husband: What?! He's that old now isn't he??
This weekend I started the Korean romance-drama TV show Guardian: The Lonely and Great God. I did not realise there are 19 episodes and most of these are c80 minutes long. I am OBSESSED and planning to take the week off writing, eating and sleeping to binge it. Send help. Do not tell my agent.
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
This weekend I started the Korean romance-drama TV show Guardian: The Lonely and Great God. I did not realise there are 19 episodes and most of these are c80 minutes long. I am OBSESSED and planning to take the week off writing, eating and sleeping to binge it. Send help. Do not tell my agent.
The housing market these days is INSANE - Here's a two-bed in need of renovation, a perfect starter home for someone looking to get on the housing ladder. £550,000 please
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The housing market these days is INSANE - Here's a two-bed in need of renovation, a perfect starter home for someone looking to get on the housing ladder. £550,000 please
Puppy sitting is the best kind of sitting 😍
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Puppy sitting is the best kind of sitting 😍
HELP! I can't find the Japanese Mundane Halloween Costumes thread 😭 Does it only exist on Twitter??? Surely someone must post it here?? I NEED IT!!!!🎃
October 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
HELP! I can't find the Japanese Mundane Halloween Costumes thread 😭 Does it only exist on Twitter??? Surely someone must post it here?? I NEED IT!!!!🎃
My sister's cat has gone missing 😞 We've done FB posts, gone house to house, walked out every day calling and put posters up. Any other suggestions for finding little Finn please? We miss him so 💔
October 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
My sister's cat has gone missing 😞 We've done FB posts, gone house to house, walked out every day calling and put posters up. Any other suggestions for finding little Finn please? We miss him so 💔
In an RTA, car a write off (not my fault) Got no details of other driver cos police said 'we'll do it all, call you later, visit tomorrow' No phone call, no visit. Insurance company blaming me until police say otherwise. 3 days later still no police contact & they can't say when they'll call *sigh*
October 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
In an RTA, car a write off (not my fault) Got no details of other driver cos police said 'we'll do it all, call you later, visit tomorrow' No phone call, no visit. Insurance company blaming me until police say otherwise. 3 days later still no police contact & they can't say when they'll call *sigh*
Sitting on the train listening to an adorable 3/4 year old having a chat with the woman opposite about why she's wearing a hijab and what being a Muslim means and it's maybe the best example of 'kids ain't born racist' that I've ever seen...
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Sitting on the train listening to an adorable 3/4 year old having a chat with the woman opposite about why she's wearing a hijab and what being a Muslim means and it's maybe the best example of 'kids ain't born racist' that I've ever seen...
Well 28 years later was not what I thought it was going to be like. At all.
October 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Well 28 years later was not what I thought it was going to be like. At all.
Genuinely devastated about #DameJillyCooper She and her books were a huge inspiration to me and I always wanted to meet her, and always thought I would at some point, because I always thought there would be more time, as you always do 💔
October 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Genuinely devastated about #DameJillyCooper She and her books were a huge inspiration to me and I always wanted to meet her, and always thought I would at some point, because I always thought there would be more time, as you always do 💔
Been discussing with an author pal about doing a podcast talking about books &book deals and how we'd have to *bleep* out names & swear words so it would just be...
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'Welcome to our podcast. Today we discuss why *bleep* is such a *bleep* & why *bleep* will *bleep* their *bleep* soon. Please subscribe
September 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Been discussing with an author pal about doing a podcast talking about books &book deals and how we'd have to *bleep* out names & swear words so it would just be...
'Welcome to our podcast. Today we discuss why *bleep* is such a *bleep* & why *bleep* will *bleep* their *bleep* soon. Please subscribe
'Welcome to our podcast. Today we discuss why *bleep* is such a *bleep* & why *bleep* will *bleep* their *bleep* soon. Please subscribe
Absolutely living for the eye-octopus in #alienearth Best mute sci-fi character in a very long time...
a hulu ad for alien earth shows an alien behind a glass
Alt: Moving GIF of the eye-octopus from Alien:Earth behind glass. It's very weird.
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September 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Absolutely living for the eye-octopus in #alienearth Best mute sci-fi character in a very long time...
Endorsed and also 100% approved. 10/10 will read again ❤️
Out now in all formats, and endorsed by @bethwritesstuff.bsky.social
September 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Endorsed and also 100% approved. 10/10 will read again ❤️
Going on holiday at 5am tomorrow, haven't started packing yet. Whoever said you get less wild in your middle-age was WRONG!
August 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Going on holiday at 5am tomorrow, haven't started packing yet. Whoever said you get less wild in your middle-age was WRONG!
I'm Fine by @richardhwrote.bsky.social is out today. I got to read a proof and I'm quoted for it because I absolutely adored this book - charming, engaging, funny, sad and surprising in all the best ways ❤️ And a story that deserves to be told. I cannot recommend it highly enough. Buy it please...😊
August 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I'm Fine by @richardhwrote.bsky.social is out today. I got to read a proof and I'm quoted for it because I absolutely adored this book - charming, engaging, funny, sad and surprising in all the best ways ❤️ And a story that deserves to be told. I cannot recommend it highly enough. Buy it please...😊
I will be officially gushing about #ImFine on its publication day tomorrow but for now I will simply say - do the below please 🔽🔽 Order a brilliant book from the brilliant @bertsbooks.bsky.social You won't regret it ❤️
Help me with a career goal. Pre order from @bertsbooks.bsky.social and see if I can make The Piller of Popularity.
I'll count that as my first award 😁
Publication day tomorrow, so no need to wait, it will ship quickly.
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I'll count that as my first award 😁
Publication day tomorrow, so no need to wait, it will ship quickly.
bertsbooks.co.uk/product/im-f...
I’m Fine (21st August 2025)
In 1996, at the age of fourteen, Richard Hall met a man who changed his life. Two and half decades later, he called the police. As a result, the man was jailed for twenty-two years. This is the sto…
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August 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I will be officially gushing about #ImFine on its publication day tomorrow but for now I will simply say - do the below please 🔽🔽 Order a brilliant book from the brilliant @bertsbooks.bsky.social You won't regret it ❤️
Bit mean to Vegas whorehouses if you ask me...
Like you I've seen all the pics people post here abt the steady increase of tacky gold crap he keeps adding to the oval office. But somehow it wasn't until I saw this picture that it just hit me. What the actual fuck. Like a Vegas whorehouse.
August 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Bit mean to Vegas whorehouses if you ask me...
Tried to watch #AndJustLikeThat but the programme's depiction of a teenager with ADHD is so fucking awful and poorly researched, I can't do it. Terrible, terrible writing...
I NEVER criticise other people's art... and just like that...I am.
I NEVER criticise other people's art... and just like that...I am.
August 16, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Tried to watch #AndJustLikeThat but the programme's depiction of a teenager with ADHD is so fucking awful and poorly researched, I can't do it. Terrible, terrible writing...
I NEVER criticise other people's art... and just like that...I am.
I NEVER criticise other people's art... and just like that...I am.
Gotta love it when Google memories messages me all excited and says - Remember this day??!
And it's just a series of clothes photos I took for Vinted...
And it's just a series of clothes photos I took for Vinted...
August 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Gotta love it when Google memories messages me all excited and says - Remember this day??!
And it's just a series of clothes photos I took for Vinted...
And it's just a series of clothes photos I took for Vinted...
Just watched #fightorflight which was excellent and I very much enjoyed Josh Hartnett having the absolute time of his life 😁
a man with blonde hair and a beard is making a funny face and making a peace sign
Alt: a man with blonde hair and a beard is making a funny face and making a peace sign - is what AI pre-filled the alt text with. I would say it's a gif from the movie fight or flight in which Josh Hartnett has consumed many drugs and is now tripping and enjoying himself greatly whilst slaughtering a plane full of assassins. Fun times!!
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August 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just watched #fightorflight which was excellent and I very much enjoyed Josh Hartnett having the absolute time of his life 😁
It's only as you get older and the people around you get older that you realise #Landslide doesn't just have to be about romantic love...
July 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It's only as you get older and the people around you get older that you realise #Landslide doesn't just have to be about romantic love...
Well, we're halfway through the year, so let the battle of the still-alive #poinsettia commence... This is mine - still going strong ❤️
@bethmorrey.bsky.social did yours survive this year??
@bethmorrey.bsky.social did yours survive this year??
July 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Well, we're halfway through the year, so let the battle of the still-alive #poinsettia commence... This is mine - still going strong ❤️
@bethmorrey.bsky.social did yours survive this year??
@bethmorrey.bsky.social did yours survive this year??
It's been a rough couple of weeks but I just learnt that the Swedish translation of Last One At The Party has earnt out its advance and I am now making royalties! Which is lovely news 😊 So, if anyone has any good ideas about what I can treat myself to with £46.21 let me know ... 😉
July 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
It's been a rough couple of weeks but I just learnt that the Swedish translation of Last One At The Party has earnt out its advance and I am now making royalties! Which is lovely news 😊 So, if anyone has any good ideas about what I can treat myself to with £46.21 let me know ... 😉
ISABELLA'S NOT DEAD - by @bethmorrey.bsky.social is out TODAY! I loved it ❤️ It's so funny and clever and charming and captivating that I was both thrilled to have read it and devastated it was over by the end.
I cannot recommend it highly enough. Buy it, love it, thank me later ❤️
I cannot recommend it highly enough. Buy it, love it, thank me later ❤️
June 19, 2025 at 8:06 AM
ISABELLA'S NOT DEAD - by @bethmorrey.bsky.social is out TODAY! I loved it ❤️ It's so funny and clever and charming and captivating that I was both thrilled to have read it and devastated it was over by the end.
I cannot recommend it highly enough. Buy it, love it, thank me later ❤️
I cannot recommend it highly enough. Buy it, love it, thank me later ❤️
This seems INSANE! That's 27 core cast members. Even if they all only get six minutes of lead character screen time that's a three hour film....
June 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This seems INSANE! That's 27 core cast members. Even if they all only get six minutes of lead character screen time that's a three hour film....