I walked into a workshop after eating pastry and said to the person who welcomed me, "Sorry I probably have pastry all over my face." They said, "No don't worry, I'd tell you if you did"

30 minutes in, I looked in a mirror and I absolutely had pastry crumbs on my face.

Hotly anticipated cameo from The Muppets didn't happen, but never mind. The show was still astounding. Maybe they didn't show up because Statler and Waldorf had nothing bad to shout about.

Oh, it had to be THAT episode, didn't it. 😭

Dropped several hundred hints about getting chippy tea. Did get my way but extreme measures are always needed to make it from the chip shop back to the car without militant seagulls beating you up for your white pudding supper.

I can't help but feel that dog sign is for one particular dog. You know who you are...

Also, the other sign is kinda rude. Broughty Ferry doesn't look THAT bad.

We usually give wrong company returns to charity.

The Samaritans have now handed us an injunction. (Ungrateful)

The Cat's Protection shop returned the items with a nice letter explaining that they deal with actual felines, not what we assumed they were.

We're still trying to rehome the rabbit.