Beth Morgan
bethmorgan.bsky.social
Beth Morgan
@bethmorgan.bsky.social
Monkeys. Bring me all the monkeys. You have your orders.
LOL, “thousands” protest.
October 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I get more of this vibe:
October 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Yes, but look:

the molesties!
September 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
As thanks, enjoy this photo of a hawk that hangs out at Stanford enjoying a drink with dinner. We’ve named him Howard.
September 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I present you: Professional Scent Solutions
August 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I’ve been making art as I travel (tiny rainbow banners)
July 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Twinnie!
July 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Lmaooooo, nailed it!
June 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I put up a version all around the neighborhood where Zuckerberg lives
June 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
May 31, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Each word of this sentence gets worse

www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
May 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I have been making cheerful rainbow bunting and yarn bombing them around town.
May 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
April 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I haven’t gotten very far yet
April 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
They also do not know what a “podium finish” is (1-3, so correct in only one of their examples) or apparently that a LOT of colleges athletes improve dramatically between freshman and senior years bc of both training and aging?
April 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’ll be in SF with these babies
April 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I mean.
April 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
April 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Iconic.
March 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Maybe have one less mai tai and you can afford it.
March 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Delivered my book to the LFL across the street from Zuck’s house. Then I circled the block putting up these flyers and by the time I got back it was already gone. His neighbors must love him.
March 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I know, I am ready for a full series of Belgian Congo Poirot
March 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
We had hundreds in Palo Alto as well, lining both sides of the street and the median for hours.
March 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
LOOOOOOOL
March 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Whew.
March 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM