Beth Boyle Machlan
@bethmachlan.bsky.social
Essayist, educator, Zillow stalker, hockey fan, pet pic poster. Usually tired; probably mad. Words at The Common, Catapult, Avidly, River Teeth, NYT, The Rumpus, Guernica. CFA-UAW she/her
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I got you a present:
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I got you a present:
HAHAHAHAHA yeah that’ll help. This picture is *chef kiss*
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
HAHAHAHAHA yeah that’ll help. This picture is *chef kiss*
This, basically.
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This, basically.
Is everyone checking to make sure they spelled “fascist” right or is that just me?
October 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Is everyone checking to make sure they spelled “fascist” right or is that just me?
This guy, folks.
September 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This guy, folks.
Glad to be, at least temporarily, in a country that calls a genocide a genocide. 🇮🇪
August 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Glad to be, at least temporarily, in a country that calls a genocide a genocide. 🇮🇪
“I have no clue what’s going on. Please let me run the city.”
July 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“I have no clue what’s going on. Please let me run the city.”
Since we don’t have a CDC anymore … there’s a miserable new strain of Covid going around, folks. Take care. (These new tests are cool, tho!)
July 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Since we don’t have a CDC anymore … there’s a miserable new strain of Covid going around, folks. Take care. (These new tests are cool, tho!)
Call Sen. Gillibrand and tell her New Yorkers are appalled by her blatant Islamophobia and fearmongering. They’re picking up the phone.
June 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Call Sen. Gillibrand and tell her New Yorkers are appalled by her blatant Islamophobia and fearmongering. They’re picking up the phone.
MY BABY GOT A BOOK DEAL!
June 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
MY BABY GOT A BOOK DEAL!
Quote this with a great TV father (still recovering from him showing up on Grey’s to get “a working johnson”)
June 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Quote this with a great TV father (still recovering from him showing up on Grey’s to get “a working johnson”)
We said goodbye to this perfect boy today. I’d say RIP, but pretty sure George would prefer to Fuck Shit Up.
June 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We said goodbye to this perfect boy today. I’d say RIP, but pretty sure George would prefer to Fuck Shit Up.
“Flangan” ahahahahaha
June 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“Flangan” ahahahahaha
I still hate the NYT but ok lol
May 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I still hate the NYT but ok lol
I just told him that we can’t go to the beach today because there’s an actual nor’easter. He doesn’t buy it.
May 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I just told him that we can’t go to the beach today because there’s an actual nor’easter. He doesn’t buy it.
“220, 221 … whatever it takes.”
May 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“220, 221 … whatever it takes.”
FUUUUUUCK this guy. Seriously, NYC, we absolutely can NOT.
April 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
FUUUUUUCK this guy. Seriously, NYC, we absolutely can NOT.
I’ll give you $10.
April 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I’ll give you $10.
Stood up; fought back.
April 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Stood up; fought back.
Join us this Thursday! March at 3 from WSQ; rally 4 pm Foley Square.
April 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Join us this Thursday! March at 3 from WSQ; rally 4 pm Foley Square.
