Bitsy
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Bitsy
@bethlynnf.bsky.social
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Oh, I guess I should post something about me. Hi, I'm Bitsy. I'm a queer enby who leans masc but presents femme. (You can pry my eyeliner out of my cold dead hands.) I'm a former child actor. I point at a plastic shark for a living.
I know this gonna get me put on some list but for real? A single car and a single pedestrian on the fucking LAS VEGAS STRIP at 7:34 in the morning of New Year's Day?

As they say, that dog don't hunt.
January 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
And now, for the traditional airing of grievances.

I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE! #festivus
December 24, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Oh dang, that new #defunctland is a straight banger. Kevin, my dude, you out here doing it up right.
December 19, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Discovering that I have an allergy to Red Dye 40 when I thought I was allergic to mango and fake crab...

Fam, I grew up in a family very aware of tree nut allergies. My sis was asthmatic, my bro was SEVERELY allergic to peanuts. So there was no peanut butter.
December 4, 2024 at 12:36 AM
It's #givingtuesday
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Let's all give to food banks, locally and across the country. This is my favored charity work. #feedthepeople
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December 3, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Hey. Has anybody checked in on Randy Rainbow lately?
November 30, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Oh, I guess I should post something about me. Hi, I'm Bitsy. I'm a queer enby who leans masc but presents femme. (You can pry my eyeliner out of my cold dead hands.) I'm a former child actor. I point at a plastic shark for a living.
November 23, 2024 at 3:10 AM
the discomfort on this fat old boomer's face gives me life

look i've wanted to live in NZ since LOTR came out, can i please move there now just so I can make men like this uncomfortable? i want to live my truth.
November 23, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Ugh. Not Stephen Colbert and CBS platforming a rapist. Gross. That sort of shit is why we're in this mess.
November 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM