Bethie
@bethie-maybe.bsky.social
This is where the inside thoughts will go.
Partner tries to get my attention. Can not be heard over Alpha Wolf blaring from the speakers. Comes around the corner. Sees me holding an iced coffee in one hand and a hammer in the other. Fear enters his eyes. I never find out what he wanted to say.
April 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Partner tries to get my attention. Can not be heard over Alpha Wolf blaring from the speakers. Comes around the corner. Sees me holding an iced coffee in one hand and a hammer in the other. Fear enters his eyes. I never find out what he wanted to say.
I saw a spider while waiting at a piercing studio today and was super brave about it in front of my dad's ex.
April 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I saw a spider while waiting at a piercing studio today and was super brave about it in front of my dad's ex.
Started writing fanfiction. Do not ask me how my mental health is doing.
February 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Started writing fanfiction. Do not ask me how my mental health is doing.
Hey did you know that you can accidentally bite the little flaps under your tongue (apparently called plica fimbriata)? Unrelated, my waterproof mascara is really living up to its name.
February 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Hey did you know that you can accidentally bite the little flaps under your tongue (apparently called plica fimbriata)? Unrelated, my waterproof mascara is really living up to its name.
Apparently, the professional things to say is "let's discuss this after lunch" and not "I can't talk to you I'm eating macaroni."
February 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Apparently, the professional things to say is "let's discuss this after lunch" and not "I can't talk to you I'm eating macaroni."
Save me microwave bean bag microwave bean bag save me
February 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Save me microwave bean bag microwave bean bag save me
I am my therapist's first client on a Monday morning. I could set the tone for this man's whole week. This is too much power.
February 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I am my therapist's first client on a Monday morning. I could set the tone for this man's whole week. This is too much power.
I'm like, on a surface level, aware. But deeply not.
February 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'm like, on a surface level, aware. But deeply not.
Why is my to do list so long? (I am trusted at work). Why do I have so many emails? (People value my opinion). Why am I on so many projects?? (I crave to be helpful). Who would do this to me??? (It was me).
January 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Why is my to do list so long? (I am trusted at work). Why do I have so many emails? (People value my opinion). Why am I on so many projects?? (I crave to be helpful). Who would do this to me??? (It was me).
Hit my tooth on the coffee mug at the first sip. The day is ruined. No one talk to me.
January 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Hit my tooth on the coffee mug at the first sip. The day is ruined. No one talk to me.
If you come into my office and I am not laying flat on the floor, I want you to know that I am laying flat on the floor in my mind. Just so we understand each other.
January 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If you come into my office and I am not laying flat on the floor, I want you to know that I am laying flat on the floor in my mind. Just so we understand each other.
Filled with rage over not being a shrimp with a sick tank and too many little legs and cool looking plants and rgb lights and bubbles
January 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Filled with rage over not being a shrimp with a sick tank and too many little legs and cool looking plants and rgb lights and bubbles
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chef tip: microwave metal for an unforgettable light show.
January 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
chef tip: microwave metal for an unforgettable light show.
If you sit next to me on an airplane, you've gotta act like you're wearing horse blinders. I'm not responsible for any trauma you incur by reading something over my shoulder.
January 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If you sit next to me on an airplane, you've gotta act like you're wearing horse blinders. I'm not responsible for any trauma you incur by reading something over my shoulder.
Experienced feelings today. Not sure I'd recommend.
January 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Experienced feelings today. Not sure I'd recommend.
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i swallowed a sharp rock because i saw a bird do that for digestion and now i have “internal bleeding”
January 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
i swallowed a sharp rock because i saw a bird do that for digestion and now i have “internal bleeding”
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“fuck it we ball” i say as the terrors take hold
January 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“fuck it we ball” i say as the terrors take hold
Boys with fangs.
That's it that's the post.
That's it that's the post.
January 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Boys with fangs.
That's it that's the post.
That's it that's the post.
"Are you okay? You look tired." Bro I can hear the electricity. I can feel my bones. Be nice to me right now.
January 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"Are you okay? You look tired." Bro I can hear the electricity. I can feel my bones. Be nice to me right now.
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i wish i could simple take my spine out, wring it out like a towel, and put it back in.
January 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i wish i could simple take my spine out, wring it out like a towel, and put it back in.
Cut my tongue on a potato chip. Hellfire.
January 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Cut my tongue on a potato chip. Hellfire.
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When my date introduced himself as the boogie man I was afraid we'd spend hours in a noisy club. Imagine my relief when we spent hours just randomly grabbing uncovered feet from underneath beds.
January 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
When my date introduced himself as the boogie man I was afraid we'd spend hours in a noisy club. Imagine my relief when we spent hours just randomly grabbing uncovered feet from underneath beds.
You're in their DMs. I'm in their CV as a co-author. We are not the same.
January 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You're in their DMs. I'm in their CV as a co-author. We are not the same.
"No worries!" I say. There are actually many worries. None of which I'm going to tell you about.
January 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"No worries!" I say. There are actually many worries. None of which I'm going to tell you about.
Experiencing gender envy while thinking about pill bugs
January 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Experiencing gender envy while thinking about pill bugs