Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen
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Age: *creaks*/ Sentient nuclear powered 100MHz 486 / they/them agender aroace brain in a jar / Archaeotechnomancer / Beta8088_Proto on CVR, Beta_8088 on VRC / GameCube lover / syndicalist / PVC music circle enjoyer / galaxy's #1 hater of Ikea furniture
neither are expensive monorails with trash throughput and ridiculous maintenance and operational costs, you know what is? Real standard-gauge metro lines and commuter rail. But that's not fancy and futuristic enough for gullible urbanists to drool over.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
and also i hate all-glass RGB aesthetics anyways, give me a black monolith with no lights and a dizzying array of ports any day
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
rest in septic tank contents, botlickers
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I have a sneaking suspicion this device will be neither Cool ! and/or Fun !
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
get maowbuttoned
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
with eyes like Kasha's it'll go hard
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
There's only one completely foolproof way to have compatibility with basically all PC games, and that's to have a lab of working machines of varying geriatricity, which are kitted to play games of a certain era (and anything prior to Vista can't run Steam, so abandonware sites are the play)
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 AM
November 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
i appreciate that the seller loaded Mint on it but because I'm a clinically insane masoch- I mean... THE KIND OF PERSON WHO INSTALLS ARCH ON STUPID IDIOTS FOR FUN-
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
guess who bought another idiot
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
where does she fit in lmao
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
live feed of the FA server room these days
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
it gets worse when that THING is in motion
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i'll do you one worse (Lovely Fox on Steam)
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
*cringe youtube thumbnail with a crying stinkee, the text is in comic sans* why it SUCKS to be a MINI AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD

(the video is 9 seconds of one of THESE fkin videos before it turns into the Badger song with this fuckin idiot, except the lyrics are replaced with "STINKY STINKY STINKY-")
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
got yer snoot

stinkee
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
pulling off Miguel from Road to El Dorado there
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
me at whoever approved this
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
gfy

if i want to write a character to make a literary point, that's my business, not yours, also, they're not real
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM