The Arcane University
@bestmagicschool.bsky.social
The Premier Institution of Arcane Arts!
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Headmaster: @notawitchbro.bsky.social
Stay tuned for News, Events, and Emergency Updates!
Tuition is $Free.99
Rolling Admissions, Apply Today!
Headmaster: @notawitchbro.bsky.social
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➣ Whether you want to live on/off campus
*By enrolling with the Arcane University, you accept the risk of being sent to the Detention Dimension for consecutive infractions
CAMPUS ALERT: a band of gnomes have commandeered a cart of failing-grade potions that were meant to be discarded and are currently throwing them at students. Exercise extreme caution while traversing campus and try not to get hit!
#ArcU
#ArcU
November 16, 2024 at 6:37 PM
CAMPUS ALERT: a band of gnomes have commandeered a cart of failing-grade potions that were meant to be discarded and are currently throwing them at students. Exercise extreme caution while traversing campus and try not to get hit!
#ArcU
#ArcU
Investigation has revealed the squirrels were armed by @hobbitwithabow.bsky.social and thus we request aid from the Ranger’s guild to resolve this situation. Otherwise we fear we’ll have to let Skelbton start hunting on campus. #ArcU
EMERGENCY ALERT:
The squirrels have begun taking student hostages. The campus is going into soft lockdown. Please travel with care and in large groups, and be prepared to defend yourselves from the armed creatures! #ArcU
The squirrels have begun taking student hostages. The campus is going into soft lockdown. Please travel with care and in large groups, and be prepared to defend yourselves from the armed creatures! #ArcU
Campus Alert: Increased Reports of Squirrels organizing into warbands and attacking students with miniature weaponry. An emergency task force is being assembled to address this sudden rise in hostility
#ArcU
#ArcU
October 30, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Investigation has revealed the squirrels were armed by @hobbitwithabow.bsky.social and thus we request aid from the Ranger’s guild to resolve this situation. Otherwise we fear we’ll have to let Skelbton start hunting on campus. #ArcU
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i'm doing great guys! just a lil sick. don't need to check on me i'm totally not being held hostage by the squirrels
October 30, 2024 at 1:44 AM
i'm doing great guys! just a lil sick. don't need to check on me i'm totally not being held hostage by the squirrels
EMERGENCY ALERT:
The squirrels have begun taking student hostages. The campus is going into soft lockdown. Please travel with care and in large groups, and be prepared to defend yourselves from the armed creatures! #ArcU
The squirrels have begun taking student hostages. The campus is going into soft lockdown. Please travel with care and in large groups, and be prepared to defend yourselves from the armed creatures! #ArcU
Campus Alert: Increased Reports of Squirrels organizing into warbands and attacking students with miniature weaponry. An emergency task force is being assembled to address this sudden rise in hostility
#ArcU
#ArcU
Nobody tell the academy headmistress but I am making tiny weaponry to arm the squirrels on campus and see how the students fare…
October 30, 2024 at 12:58 AM
EMERGENCY ALERT:
The squirrels have begun taking student hostages. The campus is going into soft lockdown. Please travel with care and in large groups, and be prepared to defend yourselves from the armed creatures! #ArcU
The squirrels have begun taking student hostages. The campus is going into soft lockdown. Please travel with care and in large groups, and be prepared to defend yourselves from the armed creatures! #ArcU
Campus Alert: Increased Reports of Squirrels organizing into warbands and attacking students with miniature weaponry. An emergency task force is being assembled to address this sudden rise in hostility
#ArcU
#ArcU
Nobody tell the academy headmistress but I am making tiny weaponry to arm the squirrels on campus and see how the students fare…
October 29, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Campus Alert: Increased Reports of Squirrels organizing into warbands and attacking students with miniature weaponry. An emergency task force is being assembled to address this sudden rise in hostility
#ArcU
#ArcU
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Are you fascinated by the Earth Realm? Then you'll love #ArcU library's huge collection of "Reality" novels!
Featuring exciting tales of the humans, like the series "Ed Smith: Tech Support Call Center Agent" & "Sue Gets a Colonoscopy" by beloved Enchanted Forest author, Bloodsword von Skullcrusher
Featuring exciting tales of the humans, like the series "Ed Smith: Tech Support Call Center Agent" & "Sue Gets a Colonoscopy" by beloved Enchanted Forest author, Bloodsword von Skullcrusher
October 27, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Are you fascinated by the Earth Realm? Then you'll love #ArcU library's huge collection of "Reality" novels!
Featuring exciting tales of the humans, like the series "Ed Smith: Tech Support Call Center Agent" & "Sue Gets a Colonoscopy" by beloved Enchanted Forest author, Bloodsword von Skullcrusher
Featuring exciting tales of the humans, like the series "Ed Smith: Tech Support Call Center Agent" & "Sue Gets a Colonoscopy" by beloved Enchanted Forest author, Bloodsword von Skullcrusher
Campus Alert:
The shark tower has leveled up and can now launch sharks up to 60 ft. Please be cautious in the area as we work to lay down new safety markers.
#ArcU
The shark tower has leveled up and can now launch sharks up to 60 ft. Please be cautious in the area as we work to lay down new safety markers.
#ArcU
October 29, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Campus Alert:
The shark tower has leveled up and can now launch sharks up to 60 ft. Please be cautious in the area as we work to lay down new safety markers.
#ArcU
The shark tower has leveled up and can now launch sharks up to 60 ft. Please be cautious in the area as we work to lay down new safety markers.
#ArcU
EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT: DO NOT GO INTO THE EASTERN WING, A POTENTIAL BIOHAZARD IS BEING INVESTIGATED #ArcU
BUGS.
*chucks bag full of spruce bark beetles into the room and melts into a puddle of mud*
*chucks bag full of spruce bark beetles into the room and melts into a puddle of mud*
October 27, 2024 at 8:16 PM
EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT: DO NOT GO INTO THE EASTERN WING, A POTENTIAL BIOHAZARD IS BEING INVESTIGATED #ArcU
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preparing for my first lecture at The Arcane University @bestmagicschool.bsky.social
October 25, 2024 at 9:29 PM
preparing for my first lecture at The Arcane University @bestmagicschool.bsky.social
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Arcane University students are invited to join the library's Dead Poets Society!
Being a dead poet is no longer required, but you should at least bring one with you.
Please remove as much soil from them as possible. & use febreeze for the corpse smell, thank you
@bestmagicschool.bsky.social
Being a dead poet is no longer required, but you should at least bring one with you.
Please remove as much soil from them as possible. & use febreeze for the corpse smell, thank you
@bestmagicschool.bsky.social
October 25, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Arcane University students are invited to join the library's Dead Poets Society!
Being a dead poet is no longer required, but you should at least bring one with you.
Please remove as much soil from them as possible. & use febreeze for the corpse smell, thank you
@bestmagicschool.bsky.social
Being a dead poet is no longer required, but you should at least bring one with you.
Please remove as much soil from them as possible. & use febreeze for the corpse smell, thank you
@bestmagicschool.bsky.social
For the time being the Board has settled on #ArcU! All Students Faculty Staff and Visitors can tag their Arcane activities using #ArcU! (unless everyone hates it we'll just go back to the drawing board)
The Arcane University has become aware of the strange magic of hashtags in this realm. The Board has yet to decide on a hashtag for those engaging in University shenanigans to use, suggestions are welcome!
October 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM
The Arcane University has become aware of the strange magic of hashtags in this realm. The Board has yet to decide on a hashtag for those engaging in University shenanigans to use, suggestions are welcome!
October 25, 2024 at 3:35 AM
The Arcane University has become aware of the strange magic of hashtags in this realm. The Board has yet to decide on a hashtag for those engaging in University shenanigans to use, suggestions are welcome!
The Headmaster has been kidnapped by the Great Wyrm. Despite this, Classes will continue as scheduled.
Am I a bad Headmaster if I say I’ll just deal with it in the morning? I feel like one night with a Great Wyrm atop my tower can’t be that bad.
EMERGENCY ALERT: A Great Wyrm has nested atop the Headmaster’s Tower! Extreme Caution is advised in the area! Do NOT provoke the wyrm!!
October 23, 2024 at 8:48 PM
The Headmaster has been kidnapped by the Great Wyrm. Despite this, Classes will continue as scheduled.
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Am I a bad Headmaster if I say I’ll just deal with it in the morning? I feel like one night with a Great Wyrm atop my tower can’t be that bad.
EMERGENCY ALERT: A Great Wyrm has nested atop the Headmaster’s Tower! Extreme Caution is advised in the area! Do NOT provoke the wyrm!!
October 23, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Am I a bad Headmaster if I say I’ll just deal with it in the morning? I feel like one night with a Great Wyrm atop my tower can’t be that bad.
EMERGENCY ALERT: A Great Wyrm has nested atop the Headmaster’s Tower! Extreme Caution is advised in the area! Do NOT provoke the wyrm!!
October 23, 2024 at 5:00 AM
EMERGENCY ALERT: A Great Wyrm has nested atop the Headmaster’s Tower! Extreme Caution is advised in the area! Do NOT provoke the wyrm!!
One day in this new realm and people are already putting Gelatinous Cubes in the dining hall here too
October 22, 2024 at 5:08 PM
One day in this new realm and people are already putting Gelatinous Cubes in the dining hall here too
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Ah, this is a joyous day. I humbly thank the Arcane University for their acceptance of this tired old wizard. I look forward to working with you all!
October 22, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Ah, this is a joyous day. I humbly thank the Arcane University for their acceptance of this tired old wizard. I look forward to working with you all!
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My first lesson as a Professor of Conjuration at the Arcane University is: read this post about ants from Tumblr. Can anyone tell me something we can take away about the craft of Conjuration from this?
October 22, 2024 at 12:33 AM
My first lesson as a Professor of Conjuration at the Arcane University is: read this post about ants from Tumblr. Can anyone tell me something we can take away about the craft of Conjuration from this?
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I have officially taken the position of library director at the Arcane University. I have been assured that, although the university is in imperial territory, it is independent from the Empire.
We would be glad to host such a lovely exchange of knowledge! Our students would benefit greatly from thy offer!! Would you like to take the post of library director entirely, or manage thy own library as a separate entity from the existing libraries?
October 21, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I have officially taken the position of library director at the Arcane University. I have been assured that, although the university is in imperial territory, it is independent from the Empire.
Enrollment*: reply with
➣ Name
➣ Courses you wish to take (Or list interests and we'll suggest a course schedule accordingly)
➣ Whether you want to live on/off campus
*By enrolling with the Arcane University, you accept the risk of being sent to the Detention Dimension for consecutive infractions
➣ Name
➣ Courses you wish to take (Or list interests and we'll suggest a course schedule accordingly)
➣ Whether you want to live on/off campus
*By enrolling with the Arcane University, you accept the risk of being sent to the Detention Dimension for consecutive infractions
October 21, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Enrollment*: reply with
➣ Name
➣ Courses you wish to take (Or list interests and we'll suggest a course schedule accordingly)
➣ Whether you want to live on/off campus
*By enrolling with the Arcane University, you accept the risk of being sent to the Detention Dimension for consecutive infractions
➣ Name
➣ Courses you wish to take (Or list interests and we'll suggest a course schedule accordingly)
➣ Whether you want to live on/off campus
*By enrolling with the Arcane University, you accept the risk of being sent to the Detention Dimension for consecutive infractions
ANNOUNCEMENT: The Arcane University now has a Sister School in this realm! This account is run by the University Homunculus Hivemind, and is sanctioned to operate independently of the Headmaster!
To Students from the realm of twitter- your enrollment carries over! Prospective Students- see pin!
To Students from the realm of twitter- your enrollment carries over! Prospective Students- see pin!
October 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT: The Arcane University now has a Sister School in this realm! This account is run by the University Homunculus Hivemind, and is sanctioned to operate independently of the Headmaster!
To Students from the realm of twitter- your enrollment carries over! Prospective Students- see pin!
To Students from the realm of twitter- your enrollment carries over! Prospective Students- see pin!