Beskar Bear
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What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
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This mfer from pagemaster.
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
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This mfer from pagemaster.
Furthermore, the only Healthcare Illegal Immigrants have besides purchasing themselves privately or through employers, is covered by the EMTALA Emergency Medical Treatment and Active Labor Act Reagan wrote into Law in 1986. This only covers a narrow and specific set of emergency circumstances and
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Furthermore, the only Healthcare Illegal Immigrants have besides purchasing themselves privately or through employers, is covered by the EMTALA Emergency Medical Treatment and Active Labor Act Reagan wrote into Law in 1986. This only covers a narrow and specific set of emergency circumstances and
Seeing my friend play a local punk show at a tattoo place.
November 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Seeing my friend play a local punk show at a tattoo place.
8 books left out of 70 that were on the table.
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
8 books left out of 70 that were on the table.
all over the place and
extra level of funny. Kind of middling as far as a movie goes but for some reason youre rooting for it to be better. Worth a watch if youre a completionist.
7/10 auto-erotic asphyxiation jokes
extra level of funny. Kind of middling as far as a movie goes but for some reason youre rooting for it to be better. Worth a watch if youre a completionist.
7/10 auto-erotic asphyxiation jokes
October 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
all over the place and
extra level of funny. Kind of middling as far as a movie goes but for some reason youre rooting for it to be better. Worth a watch if youre a completionist.
7/10 auto-erotic asphyxiation jokes
extra level of funny. Kind of middling as far as a movie goes but for some reason youre rooting for it to be better. Worth a watch if youre a completionist.
7/10 auto-erotic asphyxiation jokes
The Eponymous Evil Toon doesnt get a lot of screentime, and its dubious if it got most of the budget. Oh and yea, theres tits. single tits. both tits. blood covered tits. lace covered tits... I guess this was meant for straight people but honestly being gay made the all the women boobing breastily
October 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The Eponymous Evil Toon doesnt get a lot of screentime, and its dubious if it got most of the budget. Oh and yea, theres tits. single tits. both tits. blood covered tits. lace covered tits... I guess this was meant for straight people but honestly being gay made the all the women boobing breastily
This film is actually one of the rare parodies of the horror genre thats kind of good, in and of itself, not just for the jokes. Some of them are kinda hit and miss but the Feelings there and its kind fo smart about the parody. It goes after everything from the generic Sorority slasher to even the
October 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This film is actually one of the rare parodies of the horror genre thats kind of good, in and of itself, not just for the jokes. Some of them are kinda hit and miss but the Feelings there and its kind fo smart about the parody. It goes after everything from the generic Sorority slasher to even the
Second up on Tonights Movie slate is EVIL TOON. Oh hey Look, David Carridine stars in this one, he's going into a house, walking towards a noose... NO DONT DO IT DAVE, ITS NOT WORTH THE NUT!. Oh well who could have seen this cumming.
October 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Second up on Tonights Movie slate is EVIL TOON. Oh hey Look, David Carridine stars in this one, he's going into a house, walking towards a noose... NO DONT DO IT DAVE, ITS NOT WORTH THE NUT!. Oh well who could have seen this cumming.
folklore tropes, especially good old Russian country witchiness, with a very sympathetic
main character who just cant seem to catch a break, and by that I mean is haunted by ghouls summoned from hell.
7/10 witch-beating sticks
main character who just cant seem to catch a break, and by that I mean is haunted by ghouls summoned from hell.
7/10 witch-beating sticks
October 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
folklore tropes, especially good old Russian country witchiness, with a very sympathetic
main character who just cant seem to catch a break, and by that I mean is haunted by ghouls summoned from hell.
7/10 witch-beating sticks
main character who just cant seem to catch a break, and by that I mean is haunted by ghouls summoned from hell.
7/10 witch-beating sticks
gets increasingly drunk as he's forced by the local Lord to keep watch.
This movie actually blends folk horror well with a bit of dark comedy, including a scene at the seminary which, swap out the seminary for a College frat house, seems straight out of Animal House.I love the blend of common
This movie actually blends folk horror well with a bit of dark comedy, including a scene at the seminary which, swap out the seminary for a College frat house, seems straight out of Animal House.I love the blend of common
October 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
gets increasingly drunk as he's forced by the local Lord to keep watch.
This movie actually blends folk horror well with a bit of dark comedy, including a scene at the seminary which, swap out the seminary for a College frat house, seems straight out of Animal House.I love the blend of common
This movie actually blends folk horror well with a bit of dark comedy, including a scene at the seminary which, swap out the seminary for a College frat house, seems straight out of Animal House.I love the blend of common
and the daughter of the local lord
and guess who gets chosen from the seminary to keep vigil over her body for three nights. What follows is a phantasmagorical series of nights where the undead girl flies around the room and tries to corrupt and kill the priest, who, True to russian fashion,
and guess who gets chosen from the seminary to keep vigil over her body for three nights. What follows is a phantasmagorical series of nights where the undead girl flies around the room and tries to corrupt and kill the priest, who, True to russian fashion,
October 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
and the daughter of the local lord
and guess who gets chosen from the seminary to keep vigil over her body for three nights. What follows is a phantasmagorical series of nights where the undead girl flies around the room and tries to corrupt and kill the priest, who, True to russian fashion,
and guess who gets chosen from the seminary to keep vigil over her body for three nights. What follows is a phantasmagorical series of nights where the undead girl flies around the room and tries to corrupt and kill the priest, who, True to russian fashion,
Tonights Horror ISNT Shock and Schlock, we've got FOLK HORROR tonigh. The name of this film is VIY and its Russian Folk Horror. VIY follows the story of a priest who gets ridden like a horse by a witch whom he then beats to death with a stick. well Oops this old hag is actually a young girl and the
October 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Tonights Horror ISNT Shock and Schlock, we've got FOLK HORROR tonigh. The name of this film is VIY and its Russian Folk Horror. VIY follows the story of a priest who gets ridden like a horse by a witch whom he then beats to death with a stick. well Oops this old hag is actually a young girl and the
gratuitous, & loved the surgeon design. Plenty of shock & schlock in this one.
Pleasantly surprised as an end to the series before the remake happened, this felt a lot more like a labor of love on behalf of Tunnicliffe to the point I may have to check out his other films.
6/10 Steampunk typewriters
Pleasantly surprised as an end to the series before the remake happened, this felt a lot more like a labor of love on behalf of Tunnicliffe to the point I may have to check out his other films.
6/10 Steampunk typewriters
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
gratuitous, & loved the surgeon design. Plenty of shock & schlock in this one.
Pleasantly surprised as an end to the series before the remake happened, this felt a lot more like a labor of love on behalf of Tunnicliffe to the point I may have to check out his other films.
6/10 Steampunk typewriters
Pleasantly surprised as an end to the series before the remake happened, this felt a lot more like a labor of love on behalf of Tunnicliffe to the point I may have to check out his other films.
6/10 Steampunk typewriters
American Horror Story: Hotel 3 years earlier)
but enjoyable none the less, the personality and SFX of Pinhead and the Auditor was good, and true to form, no happy endings. not even for the cenobites this time. Loved the designs of the adjudicator and the Jury, the blood sprayed tits was kinda
but enjoyable none the less, the personality and SFX of Pinhead and the Auditor was good, and true to form, no happy endings. not even for the cenobites this time. Loved the designs of the adjudicator and the Jury, the blood sprayed tits was kinda
October 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
American Horror Story: Hotel 3 years earlier)
but enjoyable none the less, the personality and SFX of Pinhead and the Auditor was good, and true to form, no happy endings. not even for the cenobites this time. Loved the designs of the adjudicator and the Jury, the blood sprayed tits was kinda
but enjoyable none the less, the personality and SFX of Pinhead and the Auditor was good, and true to form, no happy endings. not even for the cenobites this time. Loved the designs of the adjudicator and the Jury, the blood sprayed tits was kinda
I appreciate the expansion in Lore especially the diferent factions, though TBH since the cenobite realm was described as Hell-like and not actually Hell, with the cenobites as 'outsiders' but hey still a step up from the last films. The detectives arc was kind of obvious (especially if you saw
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I appreciate the expansion in Lore especially the diferent factions, though TBH since the cenobite realm was described as Hell-like and not actually Hell, with the cenobites as 'outsiders' but hey still a step up from the last films. The detectives arc was kind of obvious (especially if you saw
Finally the last in the Hellraiser series before the Reboot, Hellraiser: judgement. wait.... its... kinda good? maybe my brain is mush after the previous abysmal installments but I kinda got caught up in this one. Props to Gary J. Tunnicliffe who wrote and did props for the early Hellraisers.
October 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Finally the last in the Hellraiser series before the Reboot, Hellraiser: judgement. wait.... its... kinda good? maybe my brain is mush after the previous abysmal installments but I kinda got caught up in this one. Props to Gary J. Tunnicliffe who wrote and did props for the early Hellraisers.
Bradley passed on this film, so we dont even get a familiar
face in Pinhead, but at least I can tell this new actor tried, and did a decent job with what he had.
3/10 weeks to shoot. No really this was shot in 3 weeks after two weeks of script writing.
face in Pinhead, but at least I can tell this new actor tried, and did a decent job with what he had.
3/10 weeks to shoot. No really this was shot in 3 weeks after two weeks of script writing.
October 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Bradley passed on this film, so we dont even get a familiar
face in Pinhead, but at least I can tell this new actor tried, and did a decent job with what he had.
3/10 weeks to shoot. No really this was shot in 3 weeks after two weeks of script writing.
face in Pinhead, but at least I can tell this new actor tried, and did a decent job with what he had.
3/10 weeks to shoot. No really this was shot in 3 weeks after two weeks of script writing.
a hardcore hedonist and libertine,
in this film he's a white middle class entitled guy who's.... bored on a trip to mexico. jesus christ who wrote this shit checks the movie oh the Weinsteins. Makes more sense. There's about 5 minutes of decent movie here at the very end and thats it. Even Doug
in this film he's a white middle class entitled guy who's.... bored on a trip to mexico. jesus christ who wrote this shit checks the movie oh the Weinsteins. Makes more sense. There's about 5 minutes of decent movie here at the very end and thats it. Even Doug
October 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
a hardcore hedonist and libertine,
in this film he's a white middle class entitled guy who's.... bored on a trip to mexico. jesus christ who wrote this shit checks the movie oh the Weinsteins. Makes more sense. There's about 5 minutes of decent movie here at the very end and thats it. Even Doug
in this film he's a white middle class entitled guy who's.... bored on a trip to mexico. jesus christ who wrote this shit checks the movie oh the Weinsteins. Makes more sense. There's about 5 minutes of decent movie here at the very end and thats it. Even Doug
and essentially
just ripping off the storyline of the first Hellraiser with none of the sfx, aesthetic, & whats probably the cast of some "Housewives of" show, complete with acting ability. At least they made the bad guy a whining little shit that I wanted to die. In the first movie the bad guy was
just ripping off the storyline of the first Hellraiser with none of the sfx, aesthetic, & whats probably the cast of some "Housewives of" show, complete with acting ability. At least they made the bad guy a whining little shit that I wanted to die. In the first movie the bad guy was
October 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
and essentially
just ripping off the storyline of the first Hellraiser with none of the sfx, aesthetic, & whats probably the cast of some "Housewives of" show, complete with acting ability. At least they made the bad guy a whining little shit that I wanted to die. In the first movie the bad guy was
just ripping off the storyline of the first Hellraiser with none of the sfx, aesthetic, & whats probably the cast of some "Housewives of" show, complete with acting ability. At least they made the bad guy a whining little shit that I wanted to die. In the first movie the bad guy was
Next up in the Hellraiser Film Marathon is Hellraiser: Revelations. Turns out there's a lower rung on the ladder than cash-grab and that rung is "we need a script made in two weeks so we can keep the IP" movie. Holy Shit, are we really doing a found footage Hellraiser movie. have we sunk that low?
October 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Next up in the Hellraiser Film Marathon is Hellraiser: Revelations. Turns out there's a lower rung on the ladder than cash-grab and that rung is "we need a script made in two weeks so we can keep the IP" movie. Holy Shit, are we really doing a found footage Hellraiser movie. have we sunk that low?
How the fuck do you "accidentally" gouge
out your own throat? Beats me. there's a weak attempt to tie it in at the end but its insult to injury at this point, this was an original story they once again shoehorned Hellraiser Lore into.
3/10 indestructible nokia cellphones
out your own throat? Beats me. there's a weak attempt to tie it in at the end but its insult to injury at this point, this was an original story they once again shoehorned Hellraiser Lore into.
3/10 indestructible nokia cellphones
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
How the fuck do you "accidentally" gouge
out your own throat? Beats me. there's a weak attempt to tie it in at the end but its insult to injury at this point, this was an original story they once again shoehorned Hellraiser Lore into.
3/10 indestructible nokia cellphones
out your own throat? Beats me. there's a weak attempt to tie it in at the end but its insult to injury at this point, this was an original story they once again shoehorned Hellraiser Lore into.
3/10 indestructible nokia cellphones