Rob Beschizza
beschizza.com
Rob Beschizza
@beschizza.com
Writer, designer and developer.
You only need 512 lines to show entire Gauntlet levels (32x32 tiles, 16x16px each) full-screen. 960x540 (i.e. 1920 x 1080) holds it nicely on modern displays.
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When phase 2 is "install Minecraft" it's insane. The launcher app warns not to install it before installing other things. Like a post-it note on a dirty gas station pump saying DON'T USE BUTTON. You have to log into it maybe three times at different stages. Then you can install minecraft itself.
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you order AI slop clothes from Etsy they actually include the mangled AI detailing.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The traditional flip side of the U.S. jury nullification coin, before you get too enthusiastic about it
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's always happening on the Pittsburgh marketplace
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"Mr. Andrew Mountbatten Windsor" sounds like a new Salad Fingers finger puppet
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Amstrad CPC+ pallette and resolution. A really great 8-bit, a few years too late.
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Amstrad CPC never got a Choplifer port. Mockup time!
October 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Tolkien so hated fascism that he added a weird twist ending to Lord of the Rings where they return to the Shire to find that Saruman took it over with the help of violent thuggish "sheriffs." The Hobbits depose him, he is murdered by Wormtongue, and they summarily execute Wormtongue.
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Voila
October 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“$1200. No lowballs I know what I got”
October 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
New Lego set
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The only joke ever improved by a commenter editing in new text
October 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Whoever wrote this headline has had their brain completely rewired by police press releases
October 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Interesting that most media won;t headline the fact the US Marshal was specifically shot by ICE. "Exonerative tense" happens downstream of "liberal" media desperate to please authorities, but in this case right-wing media feel secure enough to just write what happened.
October 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Idea for a dungeon crawler where the UI is slowly overwhelmed by escalating bickering between two party members
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Nothing interesting going on today! So little is happening in the U.S. that the NYTimes is leading with Venezuelan military exercises.
October 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Northside Pittsburgh
October 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
October 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Amstrad CPC pallette color ramps
October 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Things can always be worse
October 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Found some classics on the hard drive
October 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Dark Side of the CPC
October 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM