When Sean Connery found Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
January 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
When Sean Connery found Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Hug your wheelie bins extra tight tonight.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Hug your wheelie bins extra tight tonight.
Are you contemplating a change of career in 2025? May I suggest…
December 6, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Are you contemplating a change of career in 2025? May I suggest…
What sort of toaster’s this Jason fucker using?
December 2, 2024 at 9:50 AM
What sort of toaster’s this Jason fucker using?
I’ve never, ever been less likely to click ‘more’ on anything.
December 1, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I’ve never, ever been less likely to click ‘more’ on anything.
Hahahahahahah he has shared it! Hahahaha
December 1, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Hahahahahahah he has shared it! Hahahaha
The nemesis of every man of the house for the next three weeks.
December 1, 2024 at 9:06 AM
The nemesis of every man of the house for the next three weeks.
You won’t find Elton asking for this in the supermarket
November 27, 2024 at 12:16 PM
You won’t find Elton asking for this in the supermarket
Off to see The National starter pack.
November 25, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Off to see The National starter pack.
Zooming in on my morning coffee
November 23, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Zooming in on my morning coffee
Jesse from Breaking Bad at a sperm bank.
November 21, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Jesse from Breaking Bad at a sperm bank.
Bloody hell I’ve just been fucked up the arse in my back garden!
November 21, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Bloody hell I’ve just been fucked up the arse in my back garden!
Must have been done at one of those hospitals run on fairy dust and magic.
November 19, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Must have been done at one of those hospitals run on fairy dust and magic.
Friends fear the fat bastard’s cracked open the celebrations already.
November 19, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Friends fear the fat bastard’s cracked open the celebrations already.
Get yourself some viagra bossman.
November 19, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Get yourself some viagra bossman.
Nadine’s written a book about the Tory party! The perfect Christmas gift for people you fucking hate.
November 18, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Nadine’s written a book about the Tory party! The perfect Christmas gift for people you fucking hate.
I think there’s been a saving up there.
November 17, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I think there’s been a saving up there.
Anyone on BlueSky had one of these before? Could be big I reckon.
November 17, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Anyone on BlueSky had one of these before? Could be big I reckon.
My free lucky dip won a free lucky dip
November 17, 2024 at 12:10 PM
My free lucky dip won a free lucky dip
What do you call these where you’re from?
November 17, 2024 at 10:48 AM
What do you call these where you’re from?
Half a dozen king’s fingers
November 17, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Half a dozen king’s fingers
Who’s the oldest person you’d have a boxing match with and why?
November 16, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Who’s the oldest person you’d have a boxing match with and why?
Yeah, ya greedy fucking birds
November 16, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Yeah, ya greedy fucking birds
Pretty delighted with that
November 16, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Pretty delighted with that