When Sean Connery found Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
January 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
When Sean Connery found Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Hug your wheelie bins extra tight tonight.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Hug your wheelie bins extra tight tonight.
I’m out and about with a Camembert in my bag, cue every 10 mins or so going, “fucking hell what’s that smell?”
December 6, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I’m out and about with a Camembert in my bag, cue every 10 mins or so going, “fucking hell what’s that smell?”
Are you contemplating a change of career in 2025? May I suggest…
December 6, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Are you contemplating a change of career in 2025? May I suggest…
If there’s a ‘named storm’ at the weekend we should all get given two alternative days off. It’s bullshit.
December 5, 2024 at 2:47 PM
If there’s a ‘named storm’ at the weekend we should all get given two alternative days off. It’s bullshit.
Not really sure how they can do a Spotify wrapped with 3 weeks of the year left, I was actually planning on listening to some very, very, fresh and cool shit.
December 4, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Not really sure how they can do a Spotify wrapped with 3 weeks of the year left, I was actually planning on listening to some very, very, fresh and cool shit.
Duggee and the shitting on the carpet badge
December 3, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Duggee and the shitting on the carpet badge
What sort of toaster’s this Jason fucker using?
December 2, 2024 at 9:50 AM
What sort of toaster’s this Jason fucker using?
I’ve never, ever been less likely to click ‘more’ on anything.
December 1, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I’ve never, ever been less likely to click ‘more’ on anything.
The nemesis of every man of the house for the next three weeks.
December 1, 2024 at 9:06 AM
The nemesis of every man of the house for the next three weeks.
Mr Tumble is a Russian asset
November 30, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Mr Tumble is a Russian asset
Just put my poorly child to bed, “daddy’s got to go on the train in the morning so I won’t be here.”
“Mummy will be here?”
“Yes.”
“Hey Duggee will be here?”
“Yes.”
“Ok.”
So that’s the pecking order.
“Mummy will be here?”
“Yes.”
“Hey Duggee will be here?”
“Yes.”
“Ok.”
So that’s the pecking order.
November 27, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Just put my poorly child to bed, “daddy’s got to go on the train in the morning so I won’t be here.”
“Mummy will be here?”
“Yes.”
“Hey Duggee will be here?”
“Yes.”
“Ok.”
So that’s the pecking order.
“Mummy will be here?”
“Yes.”
“Hey Duggee will be here?”
“Yes.”
“Ok.”
So that’s the pecking order.
Wherever I get my podcasts? Where do I get my podcasts? Are they in all good record stores? What’s a podcast? Who are you? Why do I want to listen to your conversations?
November 27, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Wherever I get my podcasts? Where do I get my podcasts? Are they in all good record stores? What’s a podcast? Who are you? Why do I want to listen to your conversations?
The main problem with LinkedIn is occasionally, against my will, I’m forced to see what recruitment consultants think about current affairs.
November 27, 2024 at 12:27 PM
The main problem with LinkedIn is occasionally, against my will, I’m forced to see what recruitment consultants think about current affairs.
You won’t find Elton asking for this in the supermarket
November 27, 2024 at 12:16 PM
You won’t find Elton asking for this in the supermarket
I don’t trust anyone who is a multimillionaire+ who doesn’t spend all their time drinking nice wine, shagging and sleeping.
November 25, 2024 at 1:56 PM
I don’t trust anyone who is a multimillionaire+ who doesn’t spend all their time drinking nice wine, shagging and sleeping.
I’m starting a petition to have your dad’s internet connection removed
November 25, 2024 at 1:21 PM
I’m starting a petition to have your dad’s internet connection removed
Off to see The National starter pack.
November 25, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Off to see The National starter pack.
Great screen time result last week, looking to push on and try and hit double figures ASAP.
November 25, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Great screen time result last week, looking to push on and try and hit double figures ASAP.
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Yer da’s favourite bath bomb is a scotch egg
November 25, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Yer da’s favourite bath bomb is a scotch egg
The thing with the farmer stuff is I actually lost a lot of sympathy for them when I heard about one of their wives mutilating blind rodents.
November 25, 2024 at 8:26 AM
The thing with the farmer stuff is I actually lost a lot of sympathy for them when I heard about one of their wives mutilating blind rodents.
My big coat has absolutely no idea what’s going on.
November 25, 2024 at 6:20 AM
My big coat has absolutely no idea what’s going on.
I just think that maybe if you’re putting buttons on clothes for a toddler that maybe just MAYBE make them big enough so that it doesn’t take for fucking ever to do them up.
November 24, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I just think that maybe if you’re putting buttons on clothes for a toddler that maybe just MAYBE make them big enough so that it doesn’t take for fucking ever to do them up.