Bert
@bertimus-prime.bsky.social
Sci fi comic artist/writer: Arcpunk comics. Creator of The Dreaming Empire. Born in Houston. Asheville based.
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Bert
@bertimus-prime.bsky.social
· Dec 12
In 2050 a strange meteor landed on the moon and catalyzed the next step of sentient evolution for all Earth's dreaming animals.
By 2300, homo-sapiens galacticus spread into the Milky Way establishing the Monopoly, a hyper-capitalist parasitic juggernaut consuming 100 worlds. #scificomics #noAI
By 2300, homo-sapiens galacticus spread into the Milky Way establishing the Monopoly, a hyper-capitalist parasitic juggernaut consuming 100 worlds. #scificomics #noAI
Just want to say: I would rather be drawing ninja turtles. I wish I wasn't in a situation where I feel called upon to do this, but I swore I would use my powers for good, so here we are.
#digitalart #MAGA #trump #politicalcartoon #noonevotedforthis
#digitalart #MAGA #trump #politicalcartoon #noonevotedforthis
March 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just want to say: I would rather be drawing ninja turtles. I wish I wasn't in a situation where I feel called upon to do this, but I swore I would use my powers for good, so here we are.
#digitalart #MAGA #trump #politicalcartoon #noonevotedforthis
#digitalart #MAGA #trump #politicalcartoon #noonevotedforthis
Bring me your $5,000,000.00 USD.
March 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Bring me your $5,000,000.00 USD.
Gonna tell my kids this is the Gulf of Mexico. And that we passed Idiocracy at light speed. Then I'll explain light speed, the speed of causality, and fire up Idiocracy.
Seriously, though I wanna wake up from this weird dream we're all sharing.
Seriously, though I wanna wake up from this weird dream we're all sharing.
February 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Gonna tell my kids this is the Gulf of Mexico. And that we passed Idiocracy at light speed. Then I'll explain light speed, the speed of causality, and fire up Idiocracy.
Seriously, though I wanna wake up from this weird dream we're all sharing.
Seriously, though I wanna wake up from this weird dream we're all sharing.
Trump pardoned the J6 insurrectionists. Why? He didn't have to, it was just a campaign promise and they failed anyway. So why? The answer is that he wants that card back in his hand. He wants to be able to call on the Coors lite cowboys someday in the future and he needed to pardon them for that.
January 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Trump pardoned the J6 insurrectionists. Why? He didn't have to, it was just a campaign promise and they failed anyway. So why? The answer is that he wants that card back in his hand. He wants to be able to call on the Coors lite cowboys someday in the future and he needed to pardon them for that.
I swear, I lost sleep on how I shaded his face and head. Usagi Yojimbo, one of my favorite characters from the TMNT universe, thanks and love to Stan Sakai!
#TMNT
#tmntfanart
#stansakai
#peterlaird
#kevineastman
#ninjaturtles
#bushidofeverdream
#followyourfeverdream
#TMNT
#tmntfanart
#stansakai
#peterlaird
#kevineastman
#ninjaturtles
#bushidofeverdream
#followyourfeverdream
January 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I swear, I lost sleep on how I shaded his face and head. Usagi Yojimbo, one of my favorite characters from the TMNT universe, thanks and love to Stan Sakai!
#TMNT
#tmntfanart
#stansakai
#peterlaird
#kevineastman
#ninjaturtles
#bushidofeverdream
#followyourfeverdream
#TMNT
#tmntfanart
#stansakai
#peterlaird
#kevineastman
#ninjaturtles
#bushidofeverdream
#followyourfeverdream
From WNC to SOCAL...
Instead of repeatedly saying to myself, “We are so fucked,” I’m going to try to replace that thought with, “All we have is each other.”
Because we still do have each other.
(Art by @nobonzo.bsky.social)
Because we still do have each other.
(Art by @nobonzo.bsky.social)
January 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
From WNC to SOCAL...
Come watch me drink coffee and draw Usagi Yojimbo. At about 40min in, Bugjuice the cat shows up to ask for 2nd breakfast.
www.twitch.tv/bertimusprim...
www.twitch.tv/bertimusprim...
Bertimus Prime is Dreaming into the Void. - bertimusprimetime on Twitch
bertimusprimetime went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Art VOD now.
www.twitch.tv
January 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Come watch me drink coffee and draw Usagi Yojimbo. At about 40min in, Bugjuice the cat shows up to ask for 2nd breakfast.
www.twitch.tv/bertimusprim...
www.twitch.tv/bertimusprim...
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Mister Rogers never misses
January 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mister Rogers never misses
Alright, I did the thing.
January 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Alright, I did the thing.
Boom! Ball's in your court, #nickelodeon. Let's GO! Who wouldn't want a flat dinner?
January 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Boom! Ball's in your court, #nickelodeon. Let's GO! Who wouldn't want a flat dinner?
Ball's in your court, #Nickelodeon. #ParamountPictures #PointGreyPictures #TMNT #EastmanandLaird #BushidoFeverdream #TearsInTheOcean #TurtlesAllTheWayDown Let's GO!
December 29, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Ball's in your court, #Nickelodeon. #ParamountPictures #PointGreyPictures #TMNT #EastmanandLaird #BushidoFeverdream #TearsInTheOcean #TurtlesAllTheWayDown Let's GO!
When dripping the faucets on a cold night, adagio is the correct bpm. I don't make the rules.
December 25, 2024 at 3:28 AM
When dripping the faucets on a cold night, adagio is the correct bpm. I don't make the rules.
Happy Winter Solstice you heathens!
December 24, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Happy Winter Solstice you heathens!
Next season of Undercover Boss should be pretty damn compelling. #TheAdjuster #FreeLuigi
December 22, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Next season of Undercover Boss should be pretty damn compelling. #TheAdjuster #FreeLuigi
With all the recent hoopla over dogs and how "super" they may or may not be, I would just like to say I prefer cats. They teach us all important lessons regarding consent. Especially Bugjuice.
December 20, 2024 at 5:40 PM
With all the recent hoopla over dogs and how "super" they may or may not be, I would just like to say I prefer cats. They teach us all important lessons regarding consent. Especially Bugjuice.
Ok, so here's my white-hot political take: If you can be too young to vote, you can be too old. At a certain point, you're not going to be alive long enough to see the changes you're voting for, so fuck off.
#politicsky
#politicsky
December 19, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Ok, so here's my white-hot political take: If you can be too young to vote, you can be too old. At a certain point, you're not going to be alive long enough to see the changes you're voting for, so fuck off.
#politicsky
#politicsky
In 2050 a strange meteor landed on the moon and catalyzed the next step of sentient evolution for all Earth's dreaming animals.
By 2300, homo-sapiens galacticus spread into the Milky Way establishing the Monopoly, a hyper-capitalist parasitic juggernaut consuming 100 worlds. #scificomics #noAI
By 2300, homo-sapiens galacticus spread into the Milky Way establishing the Monopoly, a hyper-capitalist parasitic juggernaut consuming 100 worlds. #scificomics #noAI
December 12, 2024 at 11:08 PM
In 2050 a strange meteor landed on the moon and catalyzed the next step of sentient evolution for all Earth's dreaming animals.
By 2300, homo-sapiens galacticus spread into the Milky Way establishing the Monopoly, a hyper-capitalist parasitic juggernaut consuming 100 worlds. #scificomics #noAI
By 2300, homo-sapiens galacticus spread into the Milky Way establishing the Monopoly, a hyper-capitalist parasitic juggernaut consuming 100 worlds. #scificomics #noAI
Apropos of nothing, the "big bad guy" in my upcoming #indiecomic is the CEO, the ruthless ruler of the interstellar hyper-capitalist parasitic juggernaut called the Monopoly. Just in case you wanted to follow along and support the project or anything. #comics #creatorowned #capitalism #comicsky #UHC
December 12, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Apropos of nothing, the "big bad guy" in my upcoming #indiecomic is the CEO, the ruthless ruler of the interstellar hyper-capitalist parasitic juggernaut called the Monopoly. Just in case you wanted to follow along and support the project or anything. #comics #creatorowned #capitalism #comicsky #UHC
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I love comics people, and I hope we all make it, and I bet there’s things to do to help that hope along.
December 11, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I love comics people, and I hope we all make it, and I bet there’s things to do to help that hope along.
Last night was our first big rain since Helene and my wife and I didn't get much sleep. The fields are flooded again and I'm told they're evac'ing the tent cities in Swannanoa and Black Mountain. We're still okay, but we've all learned that can change in a moment. #Helene
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Last night was our first big rain since Helene and my wife and I didn't get much sleep. The fields are flooded again and I'm told they're evac'ing the tent cities in Swannanoa and Black Mountain. We're still okay, but we've all learned that can change in a moment. #Helene
It was quick and crude, but here's the outcome of this morning's stream. Join me this afternoon for more.
#TMNT #digitalart #comicbooks #raphael #ninjaturtles #heroesonahalfshell #turtlepower
#TMNT #digitalart #comicbooks #raphael #ninjaturtles #heroesonahalfshell #turtlepower
December 11, 2024 at 1:52 PM
It was quick and crude, but here's the outcome of this morning's stream. Join me this afternoon for more.
#TMNT #digitalart #comicbooks #raphael #ninjaturtles #heroesonahalfshell #turtlepower
#TMNT #digitalart #comicbooks #raphael #ninjaturtles #heroesonahalfshell #turtlepower
My Twitch channel, BertimusPrimeTime is back up. Join me there! Thanks and love.
December 11, 2024 at 12:47 PM
My Twitch channel, BertimusPrimeTime is back up. Join me there! Thanks and love.
My Twitch channel, BertimusPrimeTime, will be down until my drawing hand heals. And again, hanging Christmas lights is stupid and I hate it.
December 9, 2024 at 3:46 PM
My Twitch channel, BertimusPrimeTime, will be down until my drawing hand heals. And again, hanging Christmas lights is stupid and I hate it.
Outside of extreme sports, I believe no other activity is the perfect marriage of "dangerous" and "unnecessary" quite like hanging Christmas lights.
December 9, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Outside of extreme sports, I believe no other activity is the perfect marriage of "dangerous" and "unnecessary" quite like hanging Christmas lights.
Dog sitting for my brother Drew and oh my God, these blankies!
December 7, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Dog sitting for my brother Drew and oh my God, these blankies!