Bertie Bear
@bertiebear13.bsky.social
A big 🧸 who loves choccies, hibearnating, Slothie, HairyPlane, the hooman and cuddles. Maybe not in that order 🤔
Hello 🐻👋, nice to see you again. Have done squishie Bertie Huggies!
July 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hello 🐻👋, nice to see you again. Have done squishie Bertie Huggies!
That’s a shame ‘cos she just looked at me and said ‘if hunslet can dust, so can you boyo!’ This is worrying…
July 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
That’s a shame ‘cos she just looked at me and said ‘if hunslet can dust, so can you boyo!’ This is worrying…
Hooman sez do you do houses? She can pay in your preferred currency, including Jaffa cakes!
July 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Hooman sez do you do houses? She can pay in your preferred currency, including Jaffa cakes!
I does not fink eating this is much of a challenge really. Need a few more…
June 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I does not fink eating this is much of a challenge really. Need a few more…
Wowsies, a cafe made for bears!
June 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Wowsies, a cafe made for bears!
Uh oh, is this how the world ends… the trees turn into Ents wiv attitude and overthrow humanity…
June 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Uh oh, is this how the world ends… the trees turn into Ents wiv attitude and overthrow humanity…
Hooman sez you is cute wiv no clothies on 😳🤭
June 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Hooman sez you is cute wiv no clothies on 😳🤭
Is like an advent calendar… wiv more apocalypses. Hooman sez if yours does want to do it she has a code or somefing for some money off. DM me when she has finished her studying and I sends it!
June 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Is like an advent calendar… wiv more apocalypses. Hooman sez if yours does want to do it she has a code or somefing for some money off. DM me when she has finished her studying and I sends it!
‘I finks we has ghosties wiv fists Hoom…look!’
May 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
‘I finks we has ghosties wiv fists Hoom…look!’
Well we has come to a timeshare arrangement - I gets the sofa at night and while the hooman workies, she gets it for three hours every evening and sometimes at weekendies. I guesses this is fair…
May 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Well we has come to a timeshare arrangement - I gets the sofa at night and while the hooman workies, she gets it for three hours every evening and sometimes at weekendies. I guesses this is fair…
I means, I still doesn’t want to go up mountains… they isn’t soft and springy!
May 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I means, I still doesn’t want to go up mountains… they isn’t soft and springy!
Is spring, I has sprung 🤣
May 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Is spring, I has sprung 🤣
D’you want ours… he’s a bit… evil 😈
May 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
D’you want ours… he’s a bit… evil 😈
But HE won’t be if I have to sit on him again 🤣😱🤣
May 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
But HE won’t be if I have to sit on him again 🤣😱🤣
Well I isn’t SURE it’s actually hooman sized! We will find out 🤣🤣🤣
May 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Well I isn’t SURE it’s actually hooman sized! We will find out 🤣🤣🤣
Is going to be ‘interesting’ getting the hooman in here tomorrow too for workies! She SEEMS to have remembered to leave a hooman size gap…
May 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Is going to be ‘interesting’ getting the hooman in here tomorrow too for workies! She SEEMS to have remembered to leave a hooman size gap…