Bertie Bear
@bertiebear13.bsky.social
A big 🧸 who loves choccies, hibearnating, Slothie, HairyPlane, the hooman and cuddles. Maybe not in that order 🤔
Hooman sez I is most DEFINITELY not eating this anywhere near the new sofa. Not never, not nohow! #20000CaloriesADay #MightAsWellStartEarly #Nom
June 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Hooman sez I is most DEFINITELY not eating this anywhere near the new sofa. Not never, not nohow! #20000CaloriesADay #MightAsWellStartEarly #Nom
Hooman is still being a bit precious about our new sofa! But at least IS reserved for me. I finks the tv remote will fit very nicely 😀
June 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hooman is still being a bit precious about our new sofa! But at least IS reserved for me. I finks the tv remote will fit very nicely 😀
Oooh what’s this hooman, I understands one of these packets will have snacks in…
… what do you mean I’m supposed to read the book to get to it!
#EndOfTheWorldReadingClub #Snacksies
… what do you mean I’m supposed to read the book to get to it!
#EndOfTheWorldReadingClub #Snacksies
June 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Oooh what’s this hooman, I understands one of these packets will have snacks in…
… what do you mean I’m supposed to read the book to get to it!
#EndOfTheWorldReadingClub #Snacksies
… what do you mean I’m supposed to read the book to get to it!
#EndOfTheWorldReadingClub #Snacksies
What does you mean these wasn’t for me hooman. I means clearly they was!
June 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
What does you mean these wasn’t for me hooman. I means clearly they was!
Well, I doesn’t know, but finks kitty prob’ly doesn’t need any help wiv that mountain uncle squidge, after all she’s been in #MountaineeringBears adventure. But I s’pose if it makes you feel useful…
May 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Well, I doesn’t know, but finks kitty prob’ly doesn’t need any help wiv that mountain uncle squidge, after all she’s been in #MountaineeringBears adventure. But I s’pose if it makes you feel useful…
Well, since the Hoom thanked me very much for ‘budging my arse’ to the chair I supposes I will not argue much… this time 😉🤭 #InvertebrateMe
May 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Well, since the Hoom thanked me very much for ‘budging my arse’ to the chair I supposes I will not argue much… this time 😉🤭 #InvertebrateMe
Is here, is here. You didn’t want to sit here too hooman did you?! 🤭 #BertiesSofa
May 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Is here, is here. You didn’t want to sit here too hooman did you?! 🤭 #BertiesSofa
Hee hee hee lizard incapacitated 🤭🤭🤭 #EvilAxolotl
May 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hee hee hee lizard incapacitated 🤭🤭🤭 #EvilAxolotl
I would like it is you hurried up wiv the decorating hooman. I is not sure how much longer I can live wiv the lizard! 😱
May 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I would like it is you hurried up wiv the decorating hooman. I is not sure how much longer I can live wiv the lizard! 😱
We has been evicted to office, us and the curtain pole! I finks the Hoom must ACTUALLY be going to slap paint on walls 🤣😱🤣
May 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We has been evicted to office, us and the curtain pole! I finks the Hoom must ACTUALLY be going to slap paint on walls 🤣😱🤣
Ooooh, hooman just got THE MESSAGE, my sofa is being delivered in two weeks 😁🐻. No more bean bag perching for the Bert!
April 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Ooooh, hooman just got THE MESSAGE, my sofa is being delivered in two weeks 😁🐻. No more bean bag perching for the Bert!
Beariach @munrobear.bsky.social . I just feels I needs to warn you. I finks you has got a new fan (that is not to say small white bear wiv a crush!). Kitty finks you is 🥰🐻❄️!
April 28, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Beariach @munrobear.bsky.social . I just feels I needs to warn you. I finks you has got a new fan (that is not to say small white bear wiv a crush!). Kitty finks you is 🥰🐻❄️!
Yessie Hoom. They is not white. They needs a baff more than me! #Traitor #SelfPreservation #EvilWishyWashy
April 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Yessie Hoom. They is not white. They needs a baff more than me! #Traitor #SelfPreservation #EvilWishyWashy
We is learning about murders on Thursdays! #BeCarefulHooman
April 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
We is learning about murders on Thursdays! #BeCarefulHooman
Bertie bear and Scaryplane action figure 🤭 #Hairyplane #Beluga
April 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Bertie bear and Scaryplane action figure 🤭 #Hairyplane #Beluga
Hooman did some personality tests yesterday. ‘parently she is a polo bear! 🤭😱🤣
Also a little bit darker than the average Hooman… 🤭 Since Prof JSB is definitely darker than the average Polo and they growed up togevver that fits!
#AssimilationComplete
Also a little bit darker than the average Hooman… 🤭 Since Prof JSB is definitely darker than the average Polo and they growed up togevver that fits!
#AssimilationComplete
April 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hooman did some personality tests yesterday. ‘parently she is a polo bear! 🤭😱🤣
Also a little bit darker than the average Hooman… 🤭 Since Prof JSB is definitely darker than the average Polo and they growed up togevver that fits!
#AssimilationComplete
Also a little bit darker than the average Hooman… 🤭 Since Prof JSB is definitely darker than the average Polo and they growed up togevver that fits!
#AssimilationComplete
I has been persuaded (OK bribed!) to get up 🤭🤭🤭 #Spring #BiscuitTin
April 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I has been persuaded (OK bribed!) to get up 🤭🤭🤭 #Spring #BiscuitTin
And I tried AGAIN # FurryBards
April 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
And I tried AGAIN # FurryBards
April 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I has found anuvver dozy friend. Bedtime bear got up for just long enuff to make it to my beanbag! He is older than the rest of us combined! More than twice as old… 😱🤣 Hooman sez that means he’s allowed to sleep all he wants, but I should probly get up!
April 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I has found anuvver dozy friend. Bedtime bear got up for just long enuff to make it to my beanbag! He is older than the rest of us combined! More than twice as old… 😱🤣 Hooman sez that means he’s allowed to sleep all he wants, but I should probly get up!
That is a VERY hard stare hooman. I doesn’t know what you has done but I doesn’t fink Prof JSB likes it! #HardStare
March 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That is a VERY hard stare hooman. I doesn’t know what you has done but I doesn’t fink Prof JSB likes it! #HardStare
Spring has sprung, and so has the Bert! #HibearnationFinished #CoffeedUp
March 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Spring has sprung, and so has the Bert! #HibearnationFinished #CoffeedUp
It came home early and disturbed me. Says it’s going to do more werk from here! Just make sure you do hooman. Bertie is watching you… 👀
March 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It came home early and disturbed me. Says it’s going to do more werk from here! Just make sure you do hooman. Bertie is watching you… 👀
Poking my paws out to test the wevver. Does we fink it is spring yet? I finks I has anuvver weeks kip yet! #IntermittantHibearnation
March 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Poking my paws out to test the wevver. Does we fink it is spring yet? I finks I has anuvver weeks kip yet! #IntermittantHibearnation
I is starting to fink this beanbag is not so bad. It moves from Bertie is sleeping position to Bertie is watching telly position wiv only one hooman move! #IntermitantHibearnation
March 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I is starting to fink this beanbag is not so bad. It moves from Bertie is sleeping position to Bertie is watching telly position wiv only one hooman move! #IntermitantHibearnation