Bertie Bear
@bertiebear13.bsky.social
A big 🧸 who loves choccies, hibearnating, Slothie, HairyPlane, the hooman and cuddles. Maybe not in that order 🤔
It wasn’t too hot, it wasn’t too cold, it was just right. Porridge approved by greying locks 🤭 and the three bears!
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 AM
It wasn’t too hot, it wasn’t too cold, it was just right. Porridge approved by greying locks 🤭 and the three bears!
Kitty had her wheatabix this morning @munrobear.bsky.social #MountaineeringBears
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Kitty had her wheatabix this morning @munrobear.bsky.social #MountaineeringBears
It’s lovely that you finks I’m so huggable hooman but IM TRYING TO SLEEP! #hibearnation #BertieWantsHisOwnRoom
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It’s lovely that you finks I’m so huggable hooman but IM TRYING TO SLEEP! #hibearnation #BertieWantsHisOwnRoom
Can’t a bear get any sleep! #Hibearnation #HyperactiveHairyplane
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Can’t a bear get any sleep! #Hibearnation #HyperactiveHairyplane
This sucks! Hoping the hooman takes our latest addition to join her work hug quite fast… #Lamprey #GotANastySuckOnThat
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This sucks! Hoping the hooman takes our latest addition to join her work hug quite fast… #Lamprey #GotANastySuckOnThat
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Soz, has been away for a while (useless hooman forgot the passyword etc etc 🐻🤷🏻♀️). But I is back now!
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Soz, has been away for a while (useless hooman forgot the passyword etc etc 🐻🤷🏻♀️). But I is back now!
Hooman sez I is most DEFINITELY not eating this anywhere near the new sofa. Not never, not nohow! #20000CaloriesADay #MightAsWellStartEarly #Nom
June 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Hooman sez I is most DEFINITELY not eating this anywhere near the new sofa. Not never, not nohow! #20000CaloriesADay #MightAsWellStartEarly #Nom
Hooman is still being a bit precious about our new sofa! But at least IS reserved for me. I finks the tv remote will fit very nicely 😀
June 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hooman is still being a bit precious about our new sofa! But at least IS reserved for me. I finks the tv remote will fit very nicely 😀
Oooh what’s this hooman, I understands one of these packets will have snacks in…
… what do you mean I’m supposed to read the book to get to it!
#EndOfTheWorldReadingClub #Snacksies
… what do you mean I’m supposed to read the book to get to it!
#EndOfTheWorldReadingClub #Snacksies
June 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Oooh what’s this hooman, I understands one of these packets will have snacks in…
… what do you mean I’m supposed to read the book to get to it!
#EndOfTheWorldReadingClub #Snacksies
… what do you mean I’m supposed to read the book to get to it!
#EndOfTheWorldReadingClub #Snacksies
What does you mean these wasn’t for me hooman. I means clearly they was!
June 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
What does you mean these wasn’t for me hooman. I means clearly they was!
Well, I doesn’t know, but finks kitty prob’ly doesn’t need any help wiv that mountain uncle squidge, after all she’s been in #MountaineeringBears adventure. But I s’pose if it makes you feel useful…
May 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Well, I doesn’t know, but finks kitty prob’ly doesn’t need any help wiv that mountain uncle squidge, after all she’s been in #MountaineeringBears adventure. But I s’pose if it makes you feel useful…
Well, since the Hoom thanked me very much for ‘budging my arse’ to the chair I supposes I will not argue much… this time 😉🤭 #InvertebrateMe
May 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Well, since the Hoom thanked me very much for ‘budging my arse’ to the chair I supposes I will not argue much… this time 😉🤭 #InvertebrateMe
Is here, is here. You didn’t want to sit here too hooman did you?! 🤭 #BertiesSofa
May 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Is here, is here. You didn’t want to sit here too hooman did you?! 🤭 #BertiesSofa
Hee hee hee lizard incapacitated 🤭🤭🤭 #EvilAxolotl
May 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hee hee hee lizard incapacitated 🤭🤭🤭 #EvilAxolotl
I would like it is you hurried up wiv the decorating hooman. I is not sure how much longer I can live wiv the lizard! 😱
May 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I would like it is you hurried up wiv the decorating hooman. I is not sure how much longer I can live wiv the lizard! 😱
We has been evicted to office, us and the curtain pole! I finks the Hoom must ACTUALLY be going to slap paint on walls 🤣😱🤣
May 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We has been evicted to office, us and the curtain pole! I finks the Hoom must ACTUALLY be going to slap paint on walls 🤣😱🤣
Ooooh, hooman just got THE MESSAGE, my sofa is being delivered in two weeks 😁🐻. No more bean bag perching for the Bert!
April 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Ooooh, hooman just got THE MESSAGE, my sofa is being delivered in two weeks 😁🐻. No more bean bag perching for the Bert!
Beariach @munrobear.bsky.social . I just feels I needs to warn you. I finks you has got a new fan (that is not to say small white bear wiv a crush!). Kitty finks you is 🥰🐻❄️!
April 28, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Beariach @munrobear.bsky.social . I just feels I needs to warn you. I finks you has got a new fan (that is not to say small white bear wiv a crush!). Kitty finks you is 🥰🐻❄️!
Yessie Hoom. They is not white. They needs a baff more than me! #Traitor #SelfPreservation #EvilWishyWashy
April 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Yessie Hoom. They is not white. They needs a baff more than me! #Traitor #SelfPreservation #EvilWishyWashy
We is learning about murders on Thursdays! #BeCarefulHooman
April 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
We is learning about murders on Thursdays! #BeCarefulHooman
Bertie bear and Scaryplane action figure 🤭 #Hairyplane #Beluga
April 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Bertie bear and Scaryplane action figure 🤭 #Hairyplane #Beluga
Hooman did some personality tests yesterday. ‘parently she is a polo bear! 🤭😱🤣
Also a little bit darker than the average Hooman… 🤭 Since Prof JSB is definitely darker than the average Polo and they growed up togevver that fits!
#AssimilationComplete
Also a little bit darker than the average Hooman… 🤭 Since Prof JSB is definitely darker than the average Polo and they growed up togevver that fits!
#AssimilationComplete
April 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hooman did some personality tests yesterday. ‘parently she is a polo bear! 🤭😱🤣
Also a little bit darker than the average Hooman… 🤭 Since Prof JSB is definitely darker than the average Polo and they growed up togevver that fits!
#AssimilationComplete
Also a little bit darker than the average Hooman… 🤭 Since Prof JSB is definitely darker than the average Polo and they growed up togevver that fits!
#AssimilationComplete
I has been persuaded (OK bribed!) to get up 🤭🤭🤭 #Spring #BiscuitTin
April 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I has been persuaded (OK bribed!) to get up 🤭🤭🤭 #Spring #BiscuitTin
And I tried AGAIN # FurryBards
April 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
And I tried AGAIN # FurryBards