Andy Berkvam
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I mean, I can rock a wig…
December 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I mean, I can rock a wig…
It’s true. You do suck up that cake.
a goat wearing a party hat stands in front of a cake that says happy birthday
ALT: a goat wearing a party hat stands in front of a cake that says happy birthday
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
It’s true. You do suck up that cake.
I got optometry supplies from the hardware store to fix some issues this year. Eyeballs shouldn’t make a grinding sound when they move…
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I got optometry supplies from the hardware store to fix some issues this year. Eyeballs shouldn’t make a grinding sound when they move…
I’m trying to replace a kitchen faucet and Furlock Holmes here wanted to be my assistant.
October 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m trying to replace a kitchen faucet and Furlock Holmes here wanted to be my assistant.
That was one of the worst parts about the app I used to lose weight. My reward for hitting a new goal? The app would tell me I get to eat even fewer calories. Not the most motivating feedback loop…
October 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
That was one of the worst parts about the app I used to lose weight. My reward for hitting a new goal? The app would tell me I get to eat even fewer calories. Not the most motivating feedback loop…
Oddly, I’ve seen these at Costco and the big local grocery store, but the Asian market has the best selection. I believe they had lemon, mango, and maybe durian?
September 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oddly, I’ve seen these at Costco and the big local grocery store, but the Asian market has the best selection. I believe they had lemon, mango, and maybe durian?
Credit to www.chersgarden.com who had a lovely stand at the Monona Farmer’s Market.
Cher's Garden | Specialty Cut Flowers | Madison, Wisconsin
Cher's Garden is a small family produce and flower farming operation located in Madison, Wisconsin. We specialize in quality seasonal produce and specialty cut flowers.
www.chersgarden.com
September 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Credit to www.chersgarden.com who had a lovely stand at the Monona Farmer’s Market.
I think you may have made my decision for me.
August 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I think you may have made my decision for me.
You sayin’ you didn’t marry a dreamboat?
Ross Geller GIF
ALT: Ross Geller GIF
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
You sayin’ you didn’t marry a dreamboat?
The article compares and contrasts it with DuckDuckGo, Bing, and Brave.
August 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The article compares and contrasts it with DuckDuckGo, Bing, and Brave.
Pretty sure that any state that willingly buys or sells this has already lost their mind.
July 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Pretty sure that any state that willingly buys or sells this has already lost their mind.
Okay, WI is obviously better than NY (we don’t sell our burnt broccoli) but it’s okay. One day you guys will figure out cracker crust for pizza.
July 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Okay, WI is obviously better than NY (we don’t sell our burnt broccoli) but it’s okay. One day you guys will figure out cracker crust for pizza.
Not all that different. They even have the Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy special edition.
July 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Not all that different. They even have the Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy special edition.
You just reached out to hold my hand, laid your head on my chest, and told me you love me. You were very sleepy and it was very sweet.
July 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You just reached out to hold my hand, laid your head on my chest, and told me you love me. You were very sleepy and it was very sweet.
Bro, dough before Ho Hos.
July 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bro, dough before Ho Hos.
Well, I’m the bro that brings you the dough, so…
July 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Well, I’m the bro that brings you the dough, so…
That’s probably Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes (even though it’s only three band members instead of seven)
June 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
That’s probably Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes (even though it’s only three band members instead of seven)
Feng Mingchao, apparently.
June 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Feng Mingchao, apparently.
He’s hiding it very, very, very well…
May 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
He’s hiding it very, very, very well…
Nah, that big derp is just clueless. Subtlety is lost on him. He just needs a bop on the head to get through to his brain.
May 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Nah, that big derp is just clueless. Subtlety is lost on him. He just needs a bop on the head to get through to his brain.