I mean, I can rock a wig…

I got optometry supplies from the hardware store to fix some issues this year. Eyeballs shouldn’t make a grinding sound when they move…

I’ve been looking for a replacement leather jacket for years. I may have found a candidate.

Pretty sure that any state that willingly buys or sells this has already lost their mind.

Not all that different. They even have the Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy special edition.