Ugh. What smells like old dirty socks

Also

Yay. Blue cheese. My favourite

Crew on site: No
Estimated Restoration: Not available

I guess 'cross' means angry in this case

Tank full. You can stop now

My dogs right now

The average garden snail can travel about 1 mile in 5 days
To say that road resurfacing in Bermuda progresses at a snails pace is insulting to snails

The Bermudian habit of conserving water is probably saving more on Belco bills than water bills

It's been in the 50s with wind and rain all week
I don't pay Bermuda cost of living for this shit

They're finally paving the road near my house
Boom
Election

Helpful hint for Christmas decorating and gift wrapping

You're allowed to swear at inanimate objects

Digicel is spending a lot of money on youtube just to annoy me

I pat my pet
I don't pet my pet

The state of Bermuda roads has made rumble strips ineffective

When your dog wags their tail so hard their hips move

For those of you over 65 I just found out that hsbc gives seniors a break on some bank fees. Even though they know yout age they don't automatically apply this to your account. You must contact them through online general inquiry or phone and ask them to update your status
Grr

When someone starts their answer with - to be honest
Can you assume that they haven't been truthful in the past